Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 10 April 2010

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Subo fansite Scout. He roams Twitter hourly.

This writer does not tweet but it has been brought to my attention by another Spoof Writer that some Subo Tweeters are up in arms about what is being spoofed about Susan in the pages of The Spoof.

I too am a Subo fan, but I also have a life. The good news is, they must be visiting the pages of The Spoof in order to find out what is being spoofed.

They won't ALL be here. They send out a few scouts who are not too squeamish, like most of the fans at the first beloved site are.

Actually, the true 'fanatics' can't get up off their knees long enough to do anything much these days.

I've heard they even have Japanese-style (low) tables on which they've placed their computers in order that they are able to multi-task with God and Website.

A number of Subo fanatics have hired physio-therapists (all Susan fan's of course) to come to their mansions twice a week in order to work on their bodies so as to allow them to maintain some flexibility and muscle mass in all parts of their bodies.

This is a smart move (unusual to use the word 'smart' in an article about these fanatics - ). It has been deemed a necessity in order that they are able to get up off their knees successfully, without causing too much stress on their joints, should there be a Subo-sighting to dash off to.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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