Adopted Child Sent Back to Russia With Note From Mother

Funny story written by Cuff

Saturday, 10 April 2010

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The Russian Government reacted angrily at the actions of an adoptive mother who was at wits end and sent her son back from whence he came; or so we thought. Russia immediately called for a ban on adoption but the truth is they are pissed because they thought they had finally got rid of the little bastard.

Though the Black haired blue eyed boy was advertised as Russian it is now known he originally came from Brazil and his birth name is Damien Mengele grandson of the infamous Nazi sicko.

"I know it is a horrible thing to give up on a child but I had an 'omen' something was wrong when he first went out in the yard and a pack of wild Rottweilers showed up and then followed him where ever he went. Then at his birthday party my housekeeper hung herself from the balcony and that was hard to deal with.

"I still hung in there even though he pushed me off the stairs and stabbed my sister with a screw driver not to mention all the pentagrams he drew everywhere. The last straw was when he had a sleepover with a bunch of his friends from school, locked them in the cellar, and burned the place to the ground. I am so sorry it didn't work out.

"Do you think this means I'm a bad mother?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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