Davina Mccall to stand for the Labour Party at the general election

Written by Bill Licks

Saturday, 10 April 2010

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Big Brother hostess, Davina Mccall will represent the Labour Party at the general election filling the position vacated by Stuart Maclennan in the Moray constituency in Scotland.

Mccall owns properties in Scotland and can trace her ancestry back to the Mccall clan who are thought to have introduced hair dye to the Scots to bring some diversity from the dominant ginger population.

The TV star has decided to move away from the world of light entertainment after the final series of Big brother is broadcast on Channel 4 this summer and pursue a career in politics in an effort to be taken more seriously by the media and the public.

Unfortunately news of Mccall's decision has attracted several other 'celebrities' to throw their hat into the ring and stand against her at the election.

These include former Big Brother winner Cameron Stout, TV presenter Melanie Sykes and wacky I'm a Celebrity loser Timmy Mallett.

The full list of candidates are -
Arthur MacDonald (Conservative)
Jim McBeth (Liberal Democrat)
Davina Mccall (Labour)
Abdul Hussein (Scottish Nationalist Party)
Cameron Stout (Remember Me Party)
Melanie Sykes (Girls Are Great Party)
Barry Cod (Save the Moray Otters Party)
Timmy Mallett (Spongebob Square Mallett party)
Susan Boyle (Don't Confuse Me With That Singer Party)
Mr Blobby (Noel Edmonds is a Cunt Party)

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