Dame Elizabeth Taylor prepares for her 9th trip down the aisle

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 10 April 2010

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Michael Jackson's nose BEFORE surgery

It's true, Liz is planning a 9th 'wedding'. Her newest 'beau' is African American talent manager, Jason Winters, 49.

It is no secret that Liz was devestated at the passing of long-time friend Michael Jackson. Concerned 'friends' are now wondering if this is the driving force behind the upcoming nuptuals.

Jason is similar to Michael in age, and skin colour (well, when Michael WAS black)plus he recently added Janet Jackson to his client roster. He therefore, has three things in his favour.

Liz's close friends are concerned that perhaps Jason just enjoys being in the position to 'push white people around'. This comment comes hot on the heels of the news that Dame Liz is now 'wheelchair bound' and is reported to have refused to go under the knife again in an attempt to ease her pain.

If Liz DOES wed again, she will match the tally of Zsa Zsa Gabor the 93-yr. old actress from Hungary who has been married to her ninth husband, Frederic Prinz von Anhalt since 1986. (Writer's note: Or should that read 'had been married to...' Is she still alive? I should do more in depth research before writing)...

Liz and Zsa Zsa even SHARE an ex in the form of Conrad Hilton.

Paris Hilton is said to be "Well disinterested an' all tha'."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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