A Labour MP, who is yet to be identified because we cannot see him for bandages allegedly visited out going unelected Prime Minister Bully Brown, at number ten, and emerged as though he had gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson.
Workers at number ten were to afraid to discuss the incident, other than to say they heard raised voices, and the noise of things being thrown, in Brown's office, prior to an ambulance being called for an unidentified victim of assault.
Gordon Brown later emerged and said "I didn't do it, he tripped over the carpet and banged his head."