Robot Wins Break-Dancing Championship

Funny story written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Friday, 17 August 2007

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Percy - A slick-moving pimp muthafucka

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - In Manhattan last night, a twelve-inch children's robot toy was crowned Break-dancer Off The Year 2007 after a very tight final heat.

Percy, nicknamed 'The Popper' impressed judges with his robotics and moonwalk. He was made in Taiwan in 1999 and sold to a loving family.

"I'm so proud to have this award", said Percy. "It's what I was made to do - robotic dance is so natural for me."

Dance Judge and former choreographer Paula Abdul fell for Percy from the start.

"I dunno, I just fell for his charms and was totally overwhelmed by his realistic moves. The alternate arm up and down move was perfect, and the forward walk via shuffle was pretty tight too", she told us.

Percy's winnings include a $400 voucher for batteries and a set of screwdrivers for repairs.

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