Tomb Of The Unknown Warrior?

Funny story written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Friday, 17 August 2007

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We don't know who he is, but it must be him.

LONDON (Defecated News) - In Westminster on November 11th 1920 a soldier was buried. His tomb has been known as The Tomb Of The Unknown Warrior since, with similar tombs set up around the world as a symbolic gesture of appreciation for our fallen heroes.

It seems now, however, that we now know who he was, kind of.

A recent old photo was found after archaeologists discovered an underground box while clearing the way for a new Burger King. In the box was a photo of a man. A young man. A soldier. This soldier was not known to anyone.

"It's really amazing to find a photo of an unknown soldier", said Dr Anders Arzkrek from the University of Kok in Belgium. "

We found the photo and realised it must be him. There was no name, no date and no details whatsoever. Absolutely perfect."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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