Chelsea - Nearly There!

Funny story written by Daz

Friday, 17 August 2007

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John Terry

Chelsea, will be crowned Premier League Champions, if they can manage a win at Anfield on Sunday, against a Liverpool side as weak as ever. Chelsea Fans are Hoping for another 4-1 brace, which was the result 2 seasons ago in the corresponding fixture.

To be crowned champions, Manchester United must not be victors, over a New-look Manchester City side. Chelsea already have a 4 point lead over the Champions, as they have failed to win their first 2 games. Managing 2 points from a possible 6.

Chelsea duo John Terry and Frank Lampard, believe this will be fantastic for the club, if they can be crowned Champions at Anfield on Sunday. "It would be a great milestone for the club. 3 League Titles in Four years, it's an amazing triumph. I hope the lads can pull it off on Sunday." An exuberrant John Terry claimed. "Anfield is always a hard place to go to get 3 points. But i think we will pull it off, and be crowned Champions!" Frank Lampard stated.

Chelsea look unstoppable, as their winning streak may continue to an already certain Premiership Triumph, on Sunday evening.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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