WESTMININISTER (Defecated News) - A new award has been created in the name of the Prime Minister in recognition of his outstanding physique. The Brownie is like an Oscar, but depicts Gordon Brown naked and holding a dildo.
"We known for years", explained Prof. Stephen Squawkings, Doctor of Politics and creator of the awards, "that GB was a beautiful man, and a sexually pleasing man. One whose body was beautiful as much as his mind. He could turn a straight man gay. The dildo symbolises his deep natural potency.", he added.
It is thought that the award will be annual and given to a most beautiful British Prime Minister of The Year.
No suggestions have been made of who may win next year.
