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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Adopt Britney Spears' Kids
LOS ANGELES (UPI) -- After the uproar raised over Madonna's adoption of 13-month old David from the impoverished country of Malawi, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have abandoned their plan of adopting an Indian baby and instead have filed to adopt...
Read full storyMysterious Panty Dissolving Bacteria Permeates Hollywood - Explains Britney's pantless situation
Scientists and biologists from the CDC (Center for Disease Control) recently located the source of a bizarre phenomena afflicting personalities and celebrities in and around the Hollywood area.
Read full storyNaked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews
WASHINGTON, DC -- Rabbi Jacob Baer stood before his congregation at Temple Sinai on Military Road yesterday morning, poised to perform a ritual that he had perfected just hours before. On a long table before him were a silver bowl, a small dark blue...
Read full storyElection Results Show Some Surprises
While most election stories will focus on the two major parties gains or losses in Governor, Senate, and House races, this article will focus on some of the other issues being voted on at the polls.
Read full storySeinfeld Actor Michael Richards Utters "N" Word, Oxford Dictionaries Investigate
OXFORD, England - Editors at the Oxford Dictionary of English worked late into the night all weekend to determine definitively what "N" word former Seinfeld actor Michael Richards said during a performance last Friday.
Read full storyBorat a "Liar, Hoax and Fraud," Investigation Shows
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A classified report from the Department of Homeland Security just given to the Washington Post shows that the deceptions behind Kazakh journalist Sagdiyev Borat's political machinations are much deeper than previously thought...
Read full storyFake Celebrity Farm Exposed
There was a shock revelation in entertainment circles today as three of our most vapid, vacant, mediocre, and therefore most photographed and well liked, celebrities show that there's more to them than meets the eye.
Read full storyCandid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say
PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Scientists at Leland Stanford Junior University announced today a discovery that may explain why so many Thanksgiving dinners go downhill so fast and end so unpleasantly.
Read full storyKatie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching. Tom Cruise Turns The Other Cheek.
(Los Angeles, CA) Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes". The matter would have pooped out there if a Star reporter hadn't snapped a pi...
Read full storySnow White charged in "Dumpty" murder
Never, Never Land - Snow White, legendary storybook character, was indicted today on first-degree murder charges. The victim named in the case was another popular story character, Humpty Dumpty. Detectives opened the cold case, after advances in fo...
Read full storyK-Fed Starts Auction of Britney Sex Tape
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Estranged hubby Kevin Federline has reportedly started an online auction of a videotape he took having sex with Britney Spears.
Read full storyFaith Hill's Confession: I Just Wanted to get Kanye West's Attention
LONDON - Faith Hill now says her much televised, much talked about but inaudible scream, was just a cry for attention - from Kanye West.
Read full storyMurdoch Releases Titles Considered for O.J. Simpson Book
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Rupert Murdoch, owner of ReganBooks, publisher of O.J. Simpson's how-I-murdered-my-wife book titled "If I Did It", has bowed to public pressure and released the titles that were first considered but later rejected f...
Read full storyFaith Hill: I'm No Kanye West; But Then Again Neither is He
NASHVILLE -- Faith Hill says she's no Kanye West -- but then again he isn't either. The country music superstar says she was "joking" when she screamed "WHAT?" in apparent anger after losing the female vocalist of the yea...
Read full storyDucks Upset With Stereotypes
Representatives of the A.D.A., American Duck Association, filed papers stating intent to sue for defamation of character and stereotyping in the World Court.
Read full storyDickens's Shocking Sex Stories
A fresh insight into the shadowy world of Charles Dickens was revealed today when a cache of documents was discovered hidden inside an old writing desk that had come up for auction at Sotheby's.
Read full storyBritney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food
(Los Angeles--CA) "The problem with fast food is it needs the right face. Sean Preston Spears (once Federline) is that face." Those were the words of Anne D. Davis, President of the Fast food Alliance Trust (F.A.T.), standing next to celeb...
Read full storyBritney Spears Pregnant Again
Britney Spears, former pop queen and media personality, has announced that she is expecting another child (her fifth in the last two years). The musician/actress and her husband, Kevin Federline, are reported to be excited by the news.
Read full storyStanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests
EDMONTON, Alberta, Canada -- The National Hockey League, which is apparently unaware that Canada is not part of the United States, or vice versa, today presented indisputable evidence from a study in the making for the last three months show...
Read full storyHitler Pornography Stash Hoax
British scientists were left red-faced yesterday after extensive tests proved the infamous Hitler Porn Stash is a fake! The pornography was allegedly discovered in 1945 by Russian soldiers, tucked under a mattress in the German leader's Berlin...
Read full storyChinese Submarine on Secret Sex Mission
It was red faces all around again for British security forces when it was announced yesterday that a Chinese nuclear submarine had been monitoring Parliament for the last six months. The sub had apparently been submerged in the River Thames, adjacent...
Read full storyBritney Spears Bombshell: Split With K-Fed Over Saddam Hussein
(Los Angeles--CA) Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the love that was to last for eternity, or at least for another season of Chaotic, couldn't make it past the shelf life of the average Twinkie. But today Britney Spears told reporters why. The...
Read full storySeinfeld Reruns Will be Edited to Replace Kramer Character Played by Michael Richards
LOS ANGELES - Following the brouhaha ensuing from Michael Richards' comedy club tirade which was richly laced with the "N-word," Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, the Seinfeld series owner and distributor, has announced it will edit the...
Read full storyDiana Fountain 'modelled on Dead Sea Scrolls latrine'
London - (Associated Mess): The mysteries of the crystal healing waters of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain were revealed today at a Dead Sea Scrolls conference convened by the Royal Geographical Society, which has described how the Hyp...
Read full storyBritney Spears Disconsolate over Divorce Holds Hollywood Celebrity Christmas Food & Fun Event
HOLLYWOOD -- Britney Spears, still disconsolate over the dissolution of her marriage to Kevin Federline, has decided not to wallow in her sorrow but to go to work for the betterment of the world, especially its lesser beings, says Lynne Spears, Britn...
Read full storyPrince Harry Dumped - Chelsy Can't Cop the Carrot Top
KwaZulu-Natal Province, South Africa - "His ginger hair and freckles make me puke, it's over between us", a seemingly tipsy Chelsy Davy was heard slurring as she lurched out of a wine bar on Thursday night, supported by a handsome black...
Read full storyDylan Sets Record Straight About "Subterranean Homesick Blues"
AUGUSTA GA--Bob Dylan recently admitted that he wrote the song, "Subterranean Homesick Blues" after hiring a golf pro to help him with his game. He blamed the counter culture of the 60's for changing the lyrics in order to serve their a...
Read full storyParis Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens
BALTIMORE, WASHINGTON, LOS ANGELES, BOSTON -- (MAY 3, 2007) Baseball met bedlam in Baltimore yesterday as the Oriels beat the Red Sox 2-0 while a mob torched eight square blocks of row houses near Fells Point, about two miles from Camden yards stadiu...
Read full storyGluttons Monopolize World Supply of Red Wine and Red Grapes
It all started with a recent research study showing that a chemical called resveratrol, which is contained in red wine and red grapes, can offset some of the effects of gluttony. Researchers say that the glutton who ingests resveratrol will still b...
Read full storyMichelle Wie Inducted into World Golf Hall of Fame
KOCHI, Japan - Depressed and disheartened after she missed the cut for the 11th time in 12 professional men's events, after a nervous 80 left her at 17-over par at the Casio World Open, Michelle Wie got a little something to cheer her up: induct...
Read full storyCharlize Theron to Play Oprah Winfrey in Bio Pic
Chicago, IL - Oprah Winfrey's representative Gail King has issued the following statement, "I, Gail King, Oprah's best friend, announces that Charlize Theron will play Oprah in the upcoming HARPO Produced autobiographical movie, My Best...
Read full storyOrlando Bloom Naked, Paris Hilton Naked Mum As USDA OKs Gene-Spliced Rice: Condi Holds Patent For Mass Production of Cyborg Alter Egos
WASHINGTON -- The Department of Agriculture yesterday proclaimed safe for mass production and civilian use an experimental "cyborg approximation" of Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
Read full storyOprah Slaps the Living Crap Out of Clay Aiken
Clay Aiken, MISTAKENLY thinking that he could shush Oprah Winfrey the way he did Kelly Rippa of Regis And Kelly found out the hard way which star in the heavens shines the brightest when he woke up in a New York City ICU unit asking for mama...
Read full storyCor Blimey! Is Van Dyke's The Worst Cockney Accent Of All Time?
In a surprise move veteran American actor Dick Van Dyke is being drafted in as voice coach for the West End Version of BBC's 'Eastenders the Musical'.
Read full storyMcDonalds Follows KFC in using Healthier Frying Methods
Last week, giant chicken chain KFC announced their intentions to begin frying their foods in a healthier oil. Not to be outdone, other fast food restaurants have jumped on the bandwagon. McDonalds, the largest of these, has announced plans to begin...
Read full storyMr. Bean Joins Dating Service
LONDON-Sources say that the lovable enigma, Mr. Bean joined a dating service yesterday in a move to improve his love life and "stir things up a bit." It was reported that the mysterious man joined Wretch.com because he had grown ti...
Read full storyNaked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels
LOS ANGELES -- Bouyed by favorable reaction to his film "Bobby," Emilio Estevez has shot and edited a prequel and sequel for release by the December 31 Oscar deadline. Britney Spears is cast in neither.
Read full storySenfeld: "I'm sorry for what Kramer said but don't lynch him just yet!"
Jerry Seinfield, on-screen neighbor of Kramer (Micheal Richards) told Seinfeld fans after Richards (Kramer) 'went plum looney' in a comedy club and all but donned a KKK robe and burned a cross in the middle of the comedy club singing KUNTE KI...
Read full storyRutgers & Boise State to Meet in Unwanted Bowl
There are only four undefeated, untied teams in major college football and one will fall this week as #1 Ohio State faces #2 Michigan. The other two programs, however, are like Rodney Dangerfield as they "don't get no respect."...
Read full storyDylan to take his theme time radio show on the road
Sources at Columbia Records have revealed that legendary singer songwriter Bob Dylan will be taking his radio show on the road next year. Only registered users of the Internet Bob Dylan Forum, the dylanpool will be graced with this one in a lifetime...
Read full storyAshton and Demi Split - The 'Rumer' Was True!
Hollywood CA - The Hollywood set are reeling after confirmation that Ashton and Demi are indeed splitting. For weeks the buzz has been that explosive pictures had caused a rift between the Harold and Maude style couple.
Read full storyKellie Pickler Proves Music Critics and Industry Executives Correct
LOS ANGELES - American Idol loser Kellie Pickler is providing just what higher ups in the music industry and academia have been waiting for: vindication.
Read full storyOJ Simpson Finally Confesses: Ghostwriter Killed Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman
MIAMI - O.J. Simpson has finally told the whole truth about the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman - now that he knows it - confessing that the ghostwriter for his ill-fated "If I Did It" book and interview project is the on...
Read full storyJanet Jackson to Play Super Bowl XLI
FOX, in a bold move which will either send their ratings sky-rocketing into the stratosphere or get them slapped with a half billion dollar FCC fine hired Janet Jackson to perform live at next year's Super Bowl half-time show.
Read full storyMcDonald's New McRibbit Sandwich Raises Brows
Animal rights activists are in an uproar after McDonald's began serving a live frog on a bun. McDonald's countered charges of animal cruelty by pointing out that the frog is first stunned with a McTaser then forced to listen to Barry Manilow...
Read full storyDonut Maker, Krispy Kreme, Reveals Real Identity
WINSTON SALEM - Krispy Kreme Donuts revealed today that it's real name, Krispy Kreme Krullers, or KKK was dropped back in the 1930's after marketers were trying to break into new southern markets and discovered that the South was fonder of ea...
Read full storyNBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, PGA and NASCAR Stars Compete for "World's Sexiest Trophy Wife"
NEW YORK - A coalition of major sports leagues are set to produce the largest professional cross-sports competition ever, "The World's Sexiest Trophy Wife." Sports historians say this is possibly the first step in creating a cross-sports Olympics f...
Read full storyBritney Spears Files Divorce Papers
Just two months after the birth of their second child, former pop princess and Mickey Mouse Clubber Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband, pseudo rapper and wanna be actor Kevin Federline.
Read full storyHaggard:"I didn't have to pay"
Colorado Springs, Colorado - (Associated Mess): The embattled leader of the National Evangelical Association Pastor Ted Haggard has stepped down from his lofty pulpit after hotly refuting allegations that he had to pay for sex with men, claiming he w...
Read full storyBritney Spears: No Longer Dr. Jekyll or Mrs. Hyde Because of Fed-Ex Sex Tape
LONDON - Britney Spears, is she the pristine clean little pop cutie, just one step removed from the Mickey Mouse Club? Or is she the very partially clad seductress displayed on magazine covers everywhere, and soon appearing in an X-rated romp near y...
Read full story"Super Beavers" Terrorizing N.C. Suburbs May Be Sex-Starved Women
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The "Super Beavers" felling trees and slapping tail in suburb Raleigh are probably sex-starved women, according University of North Carolina researchers.
Read full storyBlair and Bush Send Mel Gibson to Rescue Tom Cruise, Madonna from Heresy
LONDON - Many have suspected that we were in a new Crusade, with the West imposing its values and religion on the East, and with the Holy Land as the battleground. Documents smuggled out of 10 Downing Street, and given to Dan Rather, say it's so...
Read full storyVatican slams pregnant teenage star of The Nativity Story
Vatican City - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): It's a familiar plot: an unmarried teenage girl gets unexpectedly pregnant and is condemned by religious patriarchs as an immoral slut.
Read full storyPlayStation 3 Release Delayed Until After Christmas
FOSTER CITY, Calif. - With the scheduled release only a couple of days away, Sony Computer Entertainment America has announced a delay in the introduction of the new PlayStation 3 in the United States and Great Britain until mid-January 2007.
Read full storyMilwaukee man tries to define "Perky Breasts", arrested on charges of lewd gesturing
A Milwaukee man, Gerard Clemens, was arrested this morning by local police during an alledged attempt to explain to his neighbor exactly what he meant by "your wife has beautifully perky breasts". Clemens is yet to release a statement from...
Read full storyFollowing Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Michael Richards' infamous "N-word" incident, the United States Food and Drug Administration has issued a new warning: salty crackers may be hazardous to your health.
Read full storyParis Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?
(Los Angeles-CA) At a press conference held in front of the New York City's temple Rodolph Shalom, Paris Hilton, part time celebrity and full time masturbation fodder to scores of Internet surfing 12 year old males, announced, "I will not ha...
Read full storyHome Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled
There's lots of reasons, most are different than mine, for homeschooling your children. Since, it isn't just me who loaths the violence we see everyday on the TV and the mass medium.
Read full storyBurger King Seeks to Add Pot Burgers to Menu
Due to the increased business of the Burger King location that served marijuana laced whoppers to two policemen, Burger King Corporation has announced plans to make this a regular menu item.
Read full storyNude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma
JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.
Read full storyAfter Cutting Off Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Has More Amputations Planned
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - Heather Mills McCartney stunned the world and TV host Dayna Devon, when she said: "I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through." Mills offered her candid observations as...
Read full storyHeather Mills Bids to be Recognised as Fifth Beatle
Yoko Ono has been drawn into the vicious divorce spat between Sir Paul and Lady Heather Mills McCartney. John Lennon's widow is reported to be furious at reports that Sir Paul is considering offsetting a proportion of any future divorce settlemen...
Read full storyHeather Mills' Estranged Leg Breaks Silence
Beleaguered ex-Beatle Paul McCartney has gained an unusual ally in his acrimonious divorce battle - his wife's estranged leg.
Read full storyJesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police
Scotland Yard was yesterday forced to apologise after shooting dead the Second Coming of Our Lord And Saviour, Mr Jesus H Christ.
Read full storySaddam Hussein Chooses Alternate Execution Method, Death by Chocolate
Thanks to leniency by the Iraqi court Saddam Hussein will not only live another day but will also get to choose an alternate method of going to meet Allah. When presented with such creative suggestions as getting eaten by Jackals, sl...
Read full storyBlaine finally disappears up own arse: Critics praise latest trick
Modern day Gandalf and attention seeker, David "nothing up my sleeves" Blaine, is set to pull off his most amazing stunt yet by actually disappearing up his own arse.
Read full story60 Minutes Anchor Ed Bradley Dies at 65
Ed Bradley, reporter for the CBS Newsmagazine 60 minutes, passed away due to complications from leukemia. Bradley had been with the show for over 25 years and was the only reporter to interview Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh before his executi...
Read full storyMichael Richards Calls Kim Jong-Il a 2 bit blankety blank 4 Foot Leaping Gnome
International tensions peaked today after Cozmo Kramer (Michael Richards) went off on yet another tirade in a Denny's restaurant after his over-easy eggs weren't delivered as over-easily as he (Richards) liked them. Spewing not only racial bu...
Read full storyDonald Rumsfeld Quits to Look After Britney Spears' Dogs
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - In a surprise move, US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, 74, has resigned "in order to look after the dogs" of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline during their messy divorce proceedings.
Read full storyTourettes Society stands behind Michael Richards
Michael Richards Saturday attempted to rectify the out of hand situation that resulted from his racial out burst at a popular Hollywood comedy club last week. "I have suffered from, Richards stated in a press conference Saturday, and am current...
Read full storyBritney Spears touts new product
Britney Spears announced Sunday that she'd be distributing a new line of creamers through a popular chain of coffee shops.
Read full storyShrek will have live actors
DreamWorks have announced a breakthrough deal that will see the first live action adaptation of the Shrek franchise.
Read full storyTom Cruise bizarre double life revealed
The bizarre life of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has finally been revealed by a former employee.
Read full storyAwesome Jupiter to wreak Thanksgiving havoc for Panspermia's Cult of the Snake
Constellation of Sagittarius, Southern Hemisphere/Milky Way - (ReuterUs): They came at the dawn of time from the arsehole end of the universe, the Constellation of Ophiuchus - also known as Serpentarius - which gave them their adopted name of the Cul...
Read full storyBuzz Lightyear Announces He Will Make a Bid for the U.S. Presidency
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the vacuum created as Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert each declined attempts to be drafted to run for the presidency of the United States in 2008, Buzz Lightyear has declared he is jumping into the void.
Read full storyDemocrat Mid-Term Election Gains Divide America as the South Secedes
ATLANTA - America is so divided following the electoral shifts in Congress, say two prominent political scientists, the country is literally splitting in two -- as the South secedes again.
Read full storyNew Lord of Rings Director Named
Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson has been told he will be replaced by veteran British screen director Gerald Thomas for the next film adaptation of a JRR Tolkien novel.
Read full storyDancing with the Stars to Replace Monday Night Football on ESPN
STORRS, Conn. - ESPN has bought the rights to ABC's Dancing with the Stars and will immediately begin broadcasting it in place of Monday Night Football, says ESPN president George Bodenheimer.
Read full storyMadonna Blocks Cher from Entering Kenya
Cher's low-key pledge to help a Kenyan village may well be blocked by another superstar - Madonna. In an apparent rage at being upstaged in her adoption bid, Madge has bought the East African state to stop her singing rival entering the country.
Read full storyDonald Trump to launch his own video games console
For years Nintendo, Sega, Sony and recently Microsoft, have battled to conquer the videogame industry. Although Sega has fallen from grace, the three "big ones" are continuing their success with their new releases.
Read full storySat nav told me to kill fiance, court told
A GLOUCESTERSHIRE man charged with the murder of his teenage Mexican fiance has claimed he was only following the instructions of his satelite navigation system.
Read full storyMonkey Training Program Adapted for Footballers.
Following the success of a training program designed to teach orangutans how to survive when taken from captivity and placed back in the wild, the Thailand-based trainers have modified the sessions to work in reverse; for footballers.
Read full storyEvangelicals regret being such dicks towards Clinton
As the world looks on for signs of hypocrisy in the aftermath of the Ted Haggard scandal, many church leaders regret the dickish "holier-than-thou" attitude adopted towards Bill Clinton's lesser indiscretions.
Read full storyPamela Anderson, Kid Rock Divorce Tour Is On
...And on and on. When the couple was married at several different ceremonies in a number of locations several months ago, wedding planners rejoiced because of the boost to their industry.
Read full storyDyslexic Cat Reunited With Disabled Boy Who Lost Mother To Lightning
Legally blind paraplegic runaway William Ryan, 10, made an incredible solo trek from New York City to a Pennsylvania farm where his father had sent the family cat, police said yesterday.
Read full storySaw III causes 19 people to vomit in cinemas; 3 people die from choking on vomit
In its opening weekend, horror film Saw III has caused multiple cinema incidents. In at least 12 cinemas across the UK and US, the third film in the Saw franchise has been implicated in at least 19 vomit related incidents, along with 3 apparent cases...
Read full storyGolf Unknown Eclipses Tiger Woods' Grand Slam Win with Single Stroke
NEW YORK - As soon as Tiger Woods won his seventh consecutive PGA Grand Slam of Golf title with a two-stroke victory over Jim Furyk, and was set to enter the 2007 season following a phenomenal string of six straight PGA Tour victories, everyone in go...
Read full storyHubble Space Telescope Revamped under Direction of Bill O'Reilly
Controversial FOX News star Bill O'Reilly has hurled himself into another controversy. His critics are not sure what annoys them more: the fact that he's getting the Hubble telescope revamped or the fact that he's renaming it the "O...
Read full storyNYPD Runs out of Ammunition
The New York Police Department (NYPD) has announced yesterday, it has run out of ammunition. Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly lamented on this sad development last night during a Police Commendation ceremony that took place at the Kalua Cabaret,...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Demands Private Viewing of Britney-Kevin Sex Tape
WASHINGTON (AP) - President George Bush has declared that the Britney Spears-Kevin Federline sex tape is "a security risk" and has demanded that he and Dick Cheney and other selected Republicans be allowed to view it.
Read full storyLowe's Introduces Improved Stud-Finder: Detects Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch, Not Tony Stewart
MOORESVILLE, N.C. - Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse announced today that it will be introducing, as the product's exclusive distributor, Zircon Corporation's newest line of stud-detection devices, the Stud-Finder Pro Deluxe.
Read full storyGrave twist as Wiccans threaten November 15 hex on White House warmongers
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Wiccans' tombstones fight is getting dirty at the US District Court in Madison and the US Appeals Court in Washington DC as a group of enraged pagans vowed today to hex the hell out of warmongering creationi...
Read full storyBritish Sex Study is a Hoax
LONDON -- The "first comprehensive global study of sexual behaviour" has been determined to be a hoax, say French researchers. The British research found that that married people have the most sex, and there is no firm link between promisc...
Read full storyFlorida Resident Wins Mrs. Senior America Contest
NAPLES - A Florida resident won the Mrs. Senior America Contest yesterday after she swept all three rounds. In a unanimous decision, judges nominated Mrs. Viola Kazerinski, mother of three children and 10 grandchildren, as the winner of this year'...
Read full storyPotholes and Potheads in Tangipahoa: The Birthplace of Britney Spears
KENTWOOD, La. - The Town of Kentwood's Road Maintenance Crew took a working vacation last week as they attended the Potholes and Potheads Conference in Poughkeepsie, New York.
Read full storyMichael Richards to wed Madonna and adopt two African boys.
In a bid to atone for his racist tirade at the Laugh Factory, Michael Richards (Seinfeld's Kramer) announced, "Let the healing begin. I will marry Madonna and adopt two African boys." Speaking at a Beverly Hills press conference, Richa...
Read full storyRussian spy is victim of bad sushi, not polonium 210
After days of radioactive scares in London, an embarrassed John Reid, the home secretary, admitted today, "Bad sushi killed Mr. Litvinenko. We should have seen the obvious. Man eats sushi...man dies. But he was a former KGB agent, so investigato...
Read full storyPat Robertson Embraces Islam
M. G. "Pat" Robertson has achieved national and international recognition as a religious broadcaster, philanthropist, educator, religious leader, businessman, and author. He is the founder and chairman of The Christian Broadcasting Network...
Read full storyPre-nups to Include a Ban Against Text Messaging Divorce Plans
By ending her marriage via a text message, pop princess Britney Spears has created more business for the legal profession. Millions of clients the world over are rushing to lawyers wanting an addendum to their pre-nups, requiring that both parties a...
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