Dylan Sets Record Straight About "Subterranean Homesick Blues"
AUGUSTA GA--Bob Dylan recently admitted that he wrote the song, "Subterranean Homesick Blues" after hiring a golf pro to help him with his game. He blamed the counter culture of the 60's for changing the lyrics in order to serve their a...Read full story
Satire Declared Olympic Sport
ATHENS--In a unanimous decision yesterday officials for the World Olympic Committee (WOC) decided to make satire an Olympic sport. "Ever since the beginning of swine, satire has been regarded as great blood sport in our culture," said commi...Read full story
Artwork criticised as 'Load of old Pollox'
New York - (ReUterus): Art critics in the US are divided over the latest record-breaking picture in the news, which some critics have scathingly described as a 'load of old Pollox'.Read full story
Defender of Fate in photo-op with personal guru
Clarence House, London - (Associated Mess): Aides to the Pretender to the Throne of Great Britain have issued commemorative portraits of Camilla, Charles and his personal Guru following overwhelming public demand under the 9/11 UK Freedom of Disinfor...Read full story
Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews
WASHINGTON, DC -- Rabbi Jacob Baer stood before his congregation at Temple Sinai on Military Road yesterday morning, poised to perform a ritual that he had perfected just hours before. On a long table before him were a silver bowl, a small dark blue...Read full story
Skid-row Hwang's Xmas smack boat docks
London - (Associated Mess): Groaning with more smack than ever seized by HM Customs & Excise on the open seas, the world's largest container ship docked at the Suffolk port of Felixstowe yesterday laden with over 50,000 tonnes of Chinese heroin b...Read full story
Charlize Theron to Play Oprah Winfrey in Bio Pic
Chicago, IL - Oprah Winfrey's representative Gail King has issued the following statement, "I, Gail King, Oprah's best friend, announces that Charlize Theron will play Oprah in the upcoming HARPO Produced autobiographical movie, My Best...Read full story
Ashton and Demi Split - The 'Rumer' Was True!
Hollywood CA - The Hollywood set are reeling after confirmation that Ashton and Demi are indeed splitting. For weeks the buzz has been that explosive pictures had caused a rift between the Harold and Maude style couple.Read full story
Adoption Scandal - Charles and Camilla take home Essex Baby
Highgrove, Gloucestershire - A spokesman for the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall has confirmed the couple have completed adoption proceedings for 14 month old baby boy Tyler-Storm. The child was spotted by the couple after a royal visit t...Read full story