Grave twist as Wiccans threaten November 15 hex on White House warmongers

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 14 November 2006

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Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Wiccans' tombstones fight is getting dirty at the US District Court in Madison and the US Appeals Court in Washington DC as a group of enraged pagans vowed today to hex the hell out of warmongering creationist nutters running the Bush Administration who have blocked their civil and religious funerary rights for over nine years.

A spokesperson for plaintiffs seeking the right to place the symbol of the pentacle on Pentagon cemetary gravestones has confirmed that new lawsuits have now been filed in the US courts.

These are buttressed with all the Wiccan might of recent Samhain traditional observances but carry a little-known and totally awesome hex that is claimed will bring down the White House evil-doers for their disrespect of Pagan burial rites.

According to astrological tenets detailed in the Osirian Book of the Dead, this hex will implode within twentyfour hours just as the Cosmos's two great powerhouse symbols meet in humunguous transit.

And tomorrow's magnificent conjunction of the Great Benefic Jupiter with the Lesser Benefic Venus at 27 degrees Scorpio - the sign of Death Rites and the sign of the Sting - is the astrological time-bomb that is primed to bring reprisal on the feckless TheoCon masses on Capitol Hill.

It is not known exactly just how this hex will manifest but the baleful influence of the Sitting Duck administration in No 10 Downing Street, London, could well be the trigger.

The Central London Wiccan Coven of the Long Lost Goddess has long warned that the risible spectacle of tomorrow's State Opening of Parliament is a disaster waiting to happen.

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