Written by plinth course

Friday, 24 November 2006

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There's lots of reasons, most are different than mine, for homeschooling your children. Since, it isn't just me who loaths the violence we see everyday on the TV and the mass medium.

After reading this letter you may change your minds about the predjudice from home-schooling. Hopefully, your attitude CAN be changed -- just a little bit, anyways.

Firstly, in the passed 10 years, homeschooling has exploded in the faces of pubic school in the US.

But the testing of the metal of the 'home school movement' has been past, especially when you consider that 100 million kids are at the home for school in the US of A, and quite a few in Germany, even though it is illegal for them!

That should tell something important about how us homeschoolers' succeeded.

Secondly, how home-schooling effects the child is the most important. Studies have proved that the home is just as good or better than in the pubic. There results give intimately to the movement, who is very concerned about those affects.

We can clearly see that the clean and holesome (we like to say 'homesome') enviroment of the home is far pin ultimate over the dangerous and unclean pubic.

Thirdly, the homeschool teacher which is usually the mom, goes a little bit farther than the so-called certified teacher to give the child what it needs to flourish grandly.

Excepting the so-called socials of the other school children, the homeschooler is NOT a social isolate.

The nets offer many opportunites for the socials of interacting with the other. There's many web cites that focus on children, where they can 'shat' with interesting people all over the world.

Just to test it's safety, I posed as a 13 year old girl just the other day on one of the 'face' sights, and I can tell you the new 'predator' blocker worked like a charm!

By my own confession, you must look over the kids' shoulder because they can 'let in' those predator types. Over all we can all agree that it is safe.

Fourthly, if net society is too remote like for you you can get together with other homeschoolers on a week-by-week basis for 'play dates' or meetings with 'the other'. To play.

Beside that there are always opportunites for kids at the maul, not to mention the libary where there are many fun activites for children beside book reading. Use you're imaginative faculty!

Filthy, you may not give a thought to this, but homeschoolers' get the benefit of religion tranning, that they can't get at regular school because of the US Supreme Court here in the US or the Nazi's (Germany) where both of these countries' are democracie's but won't let freedom of religion rain.

Many times we have had our meddle tested in the legal system -- all for not. Everyone suffers and suffers from this sacreligious out rage, excepting in the home!

Lastly, think about it?

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Topics: School, Education

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