Written by Armandox

Thursday, 23 November 2006

image for Donald Trump to launch his own video games console
Pacman is running scared

For years Nintendo, Sega, Sony and recently Microsoft, have battled to conquer the videogame industry. Although Sega has fallen from grace, the three "big ones" are continuing their success with their new releases.

In an unexpected announcement, a new competitor is here to corner the world video game market. Donald Trump, the US equivalent of the UK's Sir Alan Sugar, has announced he will be throwing his hat into the ring with the TRUMPSTATION WII 360 - a new and incredible VG console made by "the Donald" himself.

"I'm going to take Mario off the business! And there aren't enough mushrooms in this world to stop me!" Declared an evil looking Trump.

Here are early reports for the first line up of games that will be released for this new console:

  • Resident Donald
  • The legend of Trump: The apprentice
  • Metal Gear Trump
  • Final offer Fantasy XVII
  • GTA: You're fired

And many more!

This holidays, don't go for the PS3, go for the TSW360! which by the way will be available at the reasonable price of $2100

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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