Michael Richards Saturday attempted to rectify the out of hand situation that resulted from his racial out burst at a popular Hollywood comedy club last week. "I have suffered from, Richards stated in a press conference Saturday, and am currently being treated for, Racial Tourette's. syndrome, a rare and little known disease...frenchy...bastard...limey!"
When one Asian reporter responded, "You really expect us to buy this crock?", Richards became visibly angry and spat back "Crap eyed devil paddy, yank, crap, english, shit, there now ya happy?" He seemed almost Krameresque in his response.
When contacted, Richards doctor, Dr. Iso Quackenbush responded saying, "Yes, Mr Richards has suffered from this affliction for quite some time. We're looking into it but it now it appears that the disease is so rare there has been no official study of or anything written about it in any medical journals yet. That's O.K. we'll treat any patient for any problem real or imagined. You know Kramer was not fictional, he's really like that, nobody normal acts like that it must be the disease."
When we asked Mr Richards about the lack of evidence regarding any such disease Mr Richards responded with, "shit, yank, crap, crap, western, whitey, crap, european, polish, english, crap, crap crap."
Looks like he's sticking to his guns.
When contacted, the Tourettes Society said "It fully stands behind and fully supports Richards claim, shit...crap...shit...tits!"
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From the desk of
Buck E. Filbert
Nov 30, 2006
