Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock Divorce Tour Is On

Written by Gail Farrelly

Tuesday, 28 November 2006

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...And on and on. When the couple was married at several different ceremonies in a number of locations several months ago, wedding planners rejoiced because of the boost to their industry.

Now that Anderson and Ritchie are divorcing, it's time for the divorce lawyers to celebrate. What a glorious buffet of celebrity business! Numerous ceremonies to unwind, documents to prepare, expense reports to be padded, public relations coups to be attained.

Wedding planners and divorce lawyers earnestly hope that prospective brides and grooms do not read these words by Henry Mayhew in the 1845 PUNCH'S ALMANAC: "Advice to those about to marry -- Don't."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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