Downs Syndrome Children are Aliens!
At long last it's been settled. The same creepy face and stare, their own language....yes, Down's Syndrome people ARE Aliens who've tried (unsuccessfully) to adapt human hosts to their ambition for world domination. Never mind the Lizards of V or the Big Glowy eyed robot Gort - this is REAL boys and girls and world governments not only know about it, but have long negotiated their 'integration...
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A List of The Top Space Alien Motion Pictures of All-Time
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The director of the QuinniPinni Polling Agency, Derek Waterwell had his employees poll 37,208 space fanatics and they were asked to pick their all-time favorite space alien movies. Here are the results... The Top Spa…
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Space Creatures Land Their Spaceship On Mar-A-Lago And Shit Everywhere
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that a UFO from an unknown location landed on the tennis courts at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Complex. Witness Topeka Joplin, who could easily pass for a discount store version of Ivanka T…
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Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis
A Blackpool man who has the world's smallest penis, is in the spotlight this week, as scientists prepare for what they believe will be the first organised contact with aliens from another solar system. Art Hurpint, 43, the owner of the tiny append...
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Space Aliens Land In The Hot-As-Hell Mojave Desert and Quickly Ask WTF???
SOMEWHERE IN THE MOJAVE DESERT - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has reported that a UFO believed to have been a spaceship recently landed in the blistering hot Mojave Desert. An eyewitness said that she took her cell phone out and took about a dozen pho…
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Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women
Alien Cosmetics just announced its intentions of producing a line of makeup for purple women called Plum Adorable™. According to Purplicia Greene, spokeswoman for Alien Cosmetics, "Purple women have had to do without proper makeup for years. Some...
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George Bush Admits NASA Video of Alien Spaceship on Moon is Real
President Obama is an Alien
Aliens Have Vaginas
President Plum calls for resignation of congresswoman over anti-Cyania remarks
Bread from crop circle wheat fields 'sending people mental' - report
Stoned wallabies creating crop circles in Australia are stoned aliens!
Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears In Lesbo Sex-romp During Terrifying Alien Abduction
Boston Radio Station Intercepted By Aliens
UFOs abduct wombats in Australia
Aliens are Pissed and Seriously Thinking of ‘Phoning Home'
Alien Invasion Fears After Discovery Of "Super-Earth"
Only 24.5 million royal wedding viewers on extraterrestrial TV
Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - The Russian-flagged ship MV Akademic Shokalskiy has encountered some "problematic issues" after one of Al Gore's climate science projects began its tests. In simple terms, the southern-hemisphere Summer welcomed them with an icy e...
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Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established
Mexico City, Meheecoe (IP) - Scientists investigating numerous reports of UFO fly overs in Mexico have come to the conclusion that the Mexican sombrero is nothing more than a replica of a type of UFO commonly seen in this part of the world. They als...
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A Radarman Aboard The USS Marilyn Monroe Reveals That The Recent UFO’s Are From The Planet Uranus
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Pentagon is keeping very hush-hush, the dozens of unidentified flying objects sightings, that have occurred just in the last month. One American battleship, The USS Marilyn Monroe reported spotting 7 UFO’s in…
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Donald Trump Tells The CIA That He Was Abducted and Beaten Up By Two Space Aliens
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Vox Populi is reporting that Donald J. Trump has finally come to the realization that he will soon be sitting in Sing Sing Federal Prison and making New York state license plates. Vox-Pop reporter Tapioca Swizzle co…
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Tiger Woods Mystery Car Crash Explained
The questions surrounding the mystery of Tiger Woods' car accident may have moved closer to being answered. Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, has stated she believes her husband has been abducted by aliens, and the man who she found unconcious on the ro...
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Link Between UFO Abductees and Mental Illness
Stuttgart, CA - Researchers have drawn a link between UFO abductees and mental illness. Utilizing MUFON reports from as far back as 1985, researchers have found a 100 percent correlation between abductees and 'being complete nutjobs'. "Those resea...
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"New Earth" Discovery Update: Could Be Future Of Man
Astronomers say they have for the first time ever, spotted a planet beyond our own in what is sometimes called the 'Goldilocks' zone for life: Not too hot, not too cold. but juuuust right. "That sounds a little like Dr. Seuss but with our breakthr...
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Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!
NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...
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NASA Advice On Avoiding Visit By Klaatu And Gort
Earth civilization had better clean up its act if we want to avoid a visit from the galactic police! Scientists at NASA claim that reducing our carbon emissions could prevent a pre-emptive alien attack - similar to the one portrayed in classic mov...
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Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction
ROSWELL, NM - The occurrence of multiple Ice Age periods has been well documented. However, Global Warming "activists" have been strangely silent about the phenomenon. Some suspect the shift to using the phrase "Climate Change" is a distraction. Y...
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Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien
Relying on his own super-duper-secret intelligence sources, Donald Trump has revealed what he knows about the Roswell Incident, an event in 1947 where some claim the US military covered up the crash of an alien spaceship and the death of two alien pa...
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UFO reports go up around Party Season
Mr Lawrence, a simple man of simple minds has devoted his life to proving that sightings of UFO's go up when more people have been drinking. The 40 year old told us: 'I have it on good authority from Xenon, my Alien buddy that more people see UFO...
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Alien hurt that no-one noticed he was visiting
Alien Alan Smith was hurt when he realised that no one has noticed his spaceship, as he hovered over the earth for twenty minutes. 'I travelled a fair way to get here, I mean it would have taken you, Earthlings decades, but I did it in an hour, bu…
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Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established
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UFO reports go up around Party Season
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Tiger Woods Mystery Car Crash Explained
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Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship
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Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien
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Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women
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Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!
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A Radarman Aboard The USS Marilyn Monroe Reveals That The Recent UFO’s Are From The Planet Uranus
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Alien hurt that no-one noticed he was visiting
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Space Aliens Land In The Hot-As-Hell Mojave Desert and Quickly Ask WTF???
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Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis
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Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction
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Link Between UFO Abductees and Mental Illness
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Downs Syndrome Children are Aliens!
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"New Earth" Discovery Update: Could Be Future Of Man
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NASA Advice On Avoiding Visit By Klaatu And Gort
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Area 51 "Crawling With Aliens"
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Donald Trump Tells The CIA That He Was Abducted and Beaten Up By Two Space Aliens
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Space Creatures Land Their Spaceship On Mar-A-Lago And Shit Everywhere
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A List of The Top Space Alien Motion Pictures of All-Time
