Funny story: Purple Haze Covers Town

Purple Haze Covers Town

Residents in a mid-western town awoke to an unfamiliar tinge to their surroundings yesterday morning, when they found that the whole of the sky from horizon to horizon, from north to south, and from east to west, had been enveloped in what's been des...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

After Mini Donald released emails implicating himself in the secret back channel pipeline of gravy from a certain fast food chain to Chris Christie's Govorner's mansion, White House aides have started a whisper campaign saying that Donald Jr. is not...

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Funny story: Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women

Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women

Alien Cosmetics just announced its intentions of producing a line of makeup for purple women called Plum Adorable™. According to Purplicia Greene, spokeswoman for Alien Cosmetics, "Purple women have had to do without proper makeup for years...

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Funny story: Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

SCIENCE NEWS - NASA scientist, Joseph Goebbels, explains how extraterrestrial life would exist. "They are referred to as alien life, sentient or relatively complex, but they are actually 'an awareness of the self' created by the universe," says...

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Funny story: Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established

Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established

Mexico City, Meheecoe (IP) - Scientists investigating numerous reports of UFO fly overs in Mexico have come to the conclusion that the Mexican sombrero is nothing more than a replica of a type of UFO commonly seen in this part of the world. They als...

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Funny story: Sexy Aliens Attack Japan!

Sexy Aliens Attack Japan!

It is being reported that sexy female aliens have begun attacking Japan. The creatures are blue, with black hair, and wear a black sports bra and a dirty, lacy, yellow thong.

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Funny story: The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Zendora has always been a rather temperate continent on Planet Zigora, with rather peaceful peoples. Over the years, it has become more of a diverse melting pot of cultures. In recent years, sadly, the various cultures have began to clash. For ins...

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Funny story: Man tries to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board, gets trapped in head of David Childress

Man tries to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board, gets trapped in head of David Childress

A wrong-headed attempt to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board became literally that for New York resident Alan Finkelkraut who is now trapped in the head of alien conspiracist tv-personality and cryptozoologist, David Childress. It is thought that...

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Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...

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Funny story: NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars

NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars

NASA have confirmed that their next planned mission to Mars in 2015 will involve sending a full-armed, armour plated rover named Killbot-X231. The rover, based on the current Mars Expedition Rover will contain both conventional and nuclear arms capab...

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Funny story: Open Letter to Earthlings from Ceres

Open Letter to Earthlings from Ceres

Greetings, Citizens of Planet Earth, We are Plafvizjian, Ruler of the Planet you know as Ceres. We have for many of your planetary cycles been waging war on you, a war that will last many, many more of your planetary cycles if you do not surrender immediately. Now that you have discovered our once-secret cache of your most vital tools, we are certain you will want to negotiate for their safe re...

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Funny story: DARPA releases alien pathogen in Michoacán

DARPA releases alien pathogen in Michoacán

DARPA the Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency, an agency of the United States Department of Defense, responsible for the development of emerging technologies for use by the military, has created an amazing AI that can create alien microbes that...

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Funny story: Aliens Have Taken Over Trump's Brain

Aliens Have Taken Over Trump's Brain

US President Donald Trump has made another outrageous claim: His brain has been taken over by aliens. Speaking from the oval office while pounding his fist on his head yelling "stop it!" Trump imparted the following upon the press: "It's just ou...

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Funny story: Poll suggests majority of Americans do not want aliens to make contact while Trump is in office

Poll suggests majority of Americans do not want aliens to make contact while Trump is in office

Though Donald Trump has proven to the American people that he is an unstoppable juggernaut when it comes to winning for his team, many citizens still have concerns about the man's personality. Nowhere is this more evident than in a poll released toda...

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Funny story: Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Relying on his own super-duper-secret intelligence sources, Donald Trump has revealed what he knows about the Roswell Incident, an event in 1947 where some claim the US military covered up the crash of an alien spaceship and the death of two alien pa...

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Funny story: Aliens visit Rotherham, Yorkshire, their Navi system broke down!

Aliens visit Rotherham, Yorkshire, their Navi system broke down!

An alien spaceship was spotted flying over the pristine blue skies of (no not the Bahamas or Dubai, Rooney spotting or even the Malideven) Rotherham, Yorkshire, UK! Two Yorkshire lads spotted the spaceship and immediately sent their photo's throug...

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Funny story: NAIS Moves from Cows to Illegal Aliens

NAIS Moves from Cows to Illegal Aliens

For several years the U.S. Department of Agriculture has been promoting a program called NAIS, the National Animal Identification System. The program has as its centerpiece the insertion of a RFID chip into every animal located on a farm, moving bet...

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Funny story: Wow! Signal Has Been Finally Decoded and It Did Come From Aliens

Wow! Signal Has Been Finally Decoded and It Did Come From Aliens

The Wow! signal, a mysterious radio transmission detected in 1977 that it is now confirmed came from extraterrestrials, has finally been deciphered and the message translated into English. The Wow! signal is the only piece of incoming data to have...

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Funny story: Gay alien has sex with Men in Black!

Gay alien has sex with Men in Black!

Reports coming out of the Brazilian jungle have confirmed the fact that the Alien spotted doing the "Moon Walk" (exclusively reported here by me) was not Michael Jackson as first thought, but he certainly was gay and a big fan of Wacko's. The CIA...

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Funny story: NASA Still Boldly Going

NASA Still Boldly Going

Recently discovered star clusters “may contain alien life” or “they might not” according to NASA scientists. The cluster has appeared because NASA decided to look in the one place they haven’t yet in space: Behind the moon. Professor John Daiddion...

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