Funny story: Crotchless Aliens Already Here Say NASA Scientists

Crotchless Aliens Already Here Say NASA Scientists

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confirmation that aliens already have landed on Earth and may have been here for years, has been announced by NASA scientists. In the January edition of NASA’s respected journal “Get Outa My Space,” a picture of one these critter...

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Funny story: Was Hitler an alien?

Was Hitler an alien?

It is one of the greatest questions of modern science: was Nazi dictator and moustache model, Adolf Hitler, actually an alien from outer space? Many believe he was. Geoff Derp from the University of Dusseldorf has recently completed a study of eve...

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Funny story: Eilish Fever: Pandemic Could Get Worse, CDC Says

Eilish Fever: Pandemic Could Get Worse, CDC Says

In what the CDC once described as a small but controllable event, the PANI-C virus, better known as Eilish Fever, has since escalated into a global catastrophe. First identified in 2016, when pop artist Billie Eilish released her debut single, “Ocean...

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Funny story: Aliens On Way To Earth

Aliens On Way To Earth

Images captured by a NASA space monitoring satellite have confirmed that Earth is likely to come under attack from an alien strike force before the end of the century. The images show aliens advancing in formation at a very slow pace, indeed. Pres...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

NEW YORK - Viewers noticed a "Strange Red Eye" as Joe Biden appeared at CNN Town Hall on "Climate Crisis" for Democrat Presidential Candidates. Lately, the former Vice President under the Barack Obama White House has had difficulty remembering places...

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Funny story: Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women

Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women

Alien Cosmetics just announced its intentions of producing a line of makeup for purple women called Plum Adorable™. According to Purplicia Greene, spokeswoman for Alien Cosmetics, "Purple women have had to do without proper makeup for years. Some...

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Funny story: Ashley Tisdale Pregnant By Outer-space Aliens

Ashley Tisdale Pregnant By Outer-space Aliens

It has been reported that, starlet, Ashley Tisdale had been abducted by aliens. "Ash is not pregnant with my child," heartthrob Zac Efron states. "She was abducted by one of the aliens they were using to film her new movie. The little guy got a li...

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Funny story: Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis

Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis

A Blackpool man who has the world's smallest penis, is in the spotlight this week, as scientists prepare for what they believe will be the first organised contact with aliens from another solar system. Art Hurpint, 43, the owner of the tiny append...

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Funny story: Xenomorph rejected from another job, again

Xenomorph rejected from another job, again

Diane Smith, a Xenomorph, best known for a fleeting appearance in the Alien: Resolution film has spoken about being rejected for another job. The eight foot tall alien, who bleeds acid, and has an unfortunate habit of incubating her offspring with...

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Funny story: Man Delayed Going To Work Hoping For Some Catastrophic Natural Disaster

Man Delayed Going To Work Hoping For Some Catastrophic Natural Disaster

A man who hates going to work has told how he delayed going in this morning in the hope that some natural catastrophe such as an earthquake, hurricane, typhoon, monsoon, Biblical flood, volcanic eruption, or fireball from space might save him the bot...

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Funny story: The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Zendora has always been a rather temperate continent on Planet Zigora, with rather peaceful peoples. Over the years, it has become more of a diverse melting pot of cultures. In recent years, sadly, the various cultures have began to clash. For ins...

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Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...

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Funny story: President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...

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Funny story: Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

The Extra Terrestrials, who have been observing the goings on in Washington with great interest, couldn't hold their tongues any longer. The mother ship landed on the capitol lawn, and a group of beings with large bald grey heads spoke through tel...

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Funny story: Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Relying on his own super-duper-secret intelligence sources, Donald Trump has revealed what he knows about the Roswell Incident, an event in 1947 where some claim the US military covered up the crash of an alien spaceship and the death of two alien pa...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

After Mini Donald released emails implicating himself in the secret back channel pipeline of gravy from a certain fast food chain to Chris Christie's Govorner's mansion, White House aides have started a whisper campaign saying that Donald Jr. is not...

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Funny story: Muslim aliens confuse authorities

Muslim aliens confuse authorities

A group of intergalactic aliens caused concern when they landed in the Western United States - not because they were from outer space, but because they were Muslims. California marijuana farmer Geoff Chong met the aliens when they landed in his ba...

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Funny story: Man tries to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board, gets trapped in head of David Childress

Man tries to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board, gets trapped in head of David Childress

A wrong-headed attempt to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board became literally that for New York resident Alan Finkelkraut who is now trapped in the head of alien conspiracist tv-personality and cryptozoologist, David Childress. It is thought that...

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Funny story: Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

ROSWELL, NM - The occurrence of multiple Ice Age periods has been well documented. However, Global Warming "activists" have been strangely silent about the phenomenon. Some suspect the shift to using the phrase "Climate Change" is a distraction. Y...

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Funny story: Spanza47b. (Part One)

Spanza47b. (Part One)

"Cheers Fred, good 'elf mate. Look at that, does a lovely pint of beer landlord does 'ere. Gonna enjoy that I am. Yeah, so as I was saying, last Friday evening it was, 'bout ten t' midnight. I was sitting in me armchair in me living room, just mindin' me own business as yer do. Tryin' t' do me Daily Express Sodtodoko puzzle I was, the harder one like 'cause I'd already mucked up the easy one ea...

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