Funny story: Storming Area 51...Not Such A Good Idea!

Storming Area 51...Not Such A Good Idea!

Hundreds of people that decided to jump the gun and storm the American base called Area 51 found out that trying to break in was probably a bad idea. 'Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us', a recently created Facebook event that was planned f...

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Funny story: President Plum calls for resignation of congresswoman over anti-Cyania remarks

President Plum calls for resignation of congresswoman over anti-Cyania remarks

President Plum of Purpalon is expressing shock and outrage after discovering the social media comments of a congresswoman who dared to question his motives for helping the Bluish people. According to President Plum, "We should all work to eliminat...

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Funny story: Area 51 "Crawling With Aliens"

Area 51 "Crawling With Aliens"

The Facebook campaign that has sprung up on the social media platform to prompt other readers to storm Area 51, the US military testing sight in the Nevada Desert, is gathering pace with more than one million people registering their interest. The...

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Funny story: President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...

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Funny story: E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World

E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World

E.T. the Extraterrestrial, the star of the 1982 movie of the same name, has said that he is just about sick and tired of messing around with the imbeciles on Earth, and is now ready to take over the running of the planet from his home at Area 51.

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Funny story: Trump Off To Area 51 To Find Out Just What The Devil Is Going On Down There

Trump Off To Area 51 To Find Out Just What The Devil Is Going On Down There

White House sources have announced that, due to all the Facebook shenanigans about storming Area 51 so that people can make friends with the aliens reported to be living there, President Donald Trump will make a visit next week, to find out just what...

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Funny story: Trump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off

Trump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off

President Donald Trump has reacted to the threat by Facebook users to storm Area 51, by saying that he will build a wall around it. Area 51 is deep in the Nevada Desert, and used, according to the government, for military testing. More than one mi...

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Funny story: Bermuda Triangle Has Gone Missing

Bermuda Triangle Has Gone Missing

There is concern tonight over a large sea area in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean known as 'The Bermuda Triangle', which cannot now be located, and has been officially designated as "missing". The area, loosely defined as stretching f...

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Funny story: Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation

Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation

There was further controversy in the Heathrow drone incident this morning, when aliens from distant galaxies contacted the airport to deny all knowledge of who was responsible. The drone was seen by several members of the public who were driving a...

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Funny story: She won her college's Miss Green pageant, but some say she's not ‘green enough’

She won her college's Miss Green pageant, but some say she's not ‘green enough’

Ixxy Zigou is a 22-year-old spotted woman who is studying journalism at the University of Lodenia. This year, she decided to enter the Miss Green pageant, which is open to all green women. There were a total of eight contestants in the competition...

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Funny story: Purple Haze Covers Town

Purple Haze Covers Town

Residents in a mid-western town awoke to an unfamiliar tinge to their surroundings yesterday morning, when they found that the whole of the sky from horizon to horizon, from north to south, and from east to west, had been enveloped in what's been des...

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Funny story: The NFL is set to approve players from space

The NFL is set to approve players from space

Due to the waning popularity of the NFL, as well as scandals, backlash from political correctness, and the loss of general entertainment value, NFL officials are set to allow players from other planets to play. Not everyone is welcoming the move.

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Funny story: NASA to serve man with space laser

NASA to serve man with space laser

NASA scientists announce they will build a mega laser to alert alien life forms that they are welcome to visit Earth to "serve Man." A powerful laser is just the thing to announce our presence as a technological species in this arm of the galaxy.

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Funny story: Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

The Extra Terrestrials, who have been observing the goings on in Washington with great interest, couldn't hold their tongues any longer. The mother ship landed on the capitol lawn, and a group of beings with large bald grey heads spoke through tel...

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Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...

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Funny story: NASA Says Alien Invasion 'Imminent'

NASA Says Alien Invasion 'Imminent'

Representatives of all the world's leading governments have been summoned to an unprecedented emergency summit in Helsinki on Wednesday afternoon, after NASA released a statement which affirms that an alien invasion from space is "imminent". The n...

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Funny story: Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women

Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women

Alien Cosmetics just announced its intentions of producing a line of makeup for purple women called Plum Adorable™. According to Purplicia Greene, spokeswoman for Alien Cosmetics, "Purple women have had to do without proper makeup for years...

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Funny story: Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

WAY DOWN UNDER -- It has humble origins. Found inside the intestines of a slaughtered sheep, in Western Australia, of all places, an ancient crystal known, among rock hounds, as a zircon, is the oldest piece of Earth on record. According to scient...

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Funny story: Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established

Mexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established

Mexico City, Meheecoe (IP) - Scientists investigating numerous reports of UFO fly overs in Mexico have come to the conclusion that the Mexican sombrero is nothing more than a replica of a type of UFO commonly seen in this part of the world. They als...

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Funny story: Letters to the Editor - Alien Hunters Anonymous (AHA)

Letters to the Editor - Alien Hunters Anonymous (AHA)

Where creatures such as the chupacabra, bigfoot, and aliens are more than just sightings. Dear Fellow Bigfoot Hunters, I wish to comment on a story that I read recently that bigfoot sightings are on the rise in Michigan. Can anyone tell me what part of Michigan they are on the rise in? The story claims that the bigfoot creature was dining out of a dumpster. My first thought that it was dirty...

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