Funny story - China discovers an extraterrestrial civilization

China discovers an extraterrestrial civilization

London— The Chinese media is reporting that the nation’s specialized five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST) has detected what appears to be signals used by ‘extraterrestrial civilizations‘. FAST is a radio telescope capable of pic…

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Funny story - Aliens are Pissed and Seriously Thinking of ‘Phoning Home'

Aliens are Pissed and Seriously Thinking of ‘Phoning Home'

A strange message from the depths of the solar system has been received by NASA, reportedly from some kind of aliens: “What is wrong with your people?” the message begins. “You’ve been craving for us to land and demand to be taken to your leader,…

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Funny story - Monkey Hookers from Gamma 7

Monkey Hookers from Gamma 7

Late-breaking news story from NASA - a race of monkeys from the planet Gamma 7 have landed on Earth to breed with humans! Some have already become hookers to start the most successful bordello in Milwaukee, which will soon be renamed: Monkey Hooke…

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Funny story - The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Zendora has always been a rather temperate continent on Planet Zigora, with rather peaceful peoples. Over the years, it has become more of a diverse melting pot of cultures. In recent years, sadly, the various cultures have began to clash. For ins...

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Funny story - Mothman Found Running a McDonalds

Mothman Found Running a McDonalds

After years of searching, scientific and paranormal researchers finally discovered what happened to the Mothman of Point Pleasant, WV.

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Funny story - Aliens abduct winning team

Aliens abduct winning team

A NATIONAL football league has been thrown into crisis after an entire team was abducted by aliens at the end of a crunch derby game. All 11 players in Slovenia's Produce Sparta side literally dematerialised on the full time whistle after a narrow...

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Funny story - Downs Syndrome Children are Aliens!

Downs Syndrome Children are Aliens!

At long last it's been settled. The same creepy face and stare, their own language....yes, Down's Syndrome people ARE Aliens who've tried (unsuccessfully) to adapt human hosts to their ambition for world domination. Never mind the Lizards of V or the Big Glowy eyed robot Gort - this is REAL boys and girls and world governments not only know about it, but have long negotiated their 'integration...

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Funny story - School district bans 'purple face' after racist incident

School district bans 'purple face' after racist incident

A school district is forbidding students from painting their faces completely purple or green after a racist incident where most of the students painted themselves purple. On High School Prank Day at New Horizons High, nearly the entire student bo...

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Funny story - Aliens fail to distract razor-sharp Sparta

Aliens fail to distract razor-sharp Sparta

Produce Sparta 1 Sredjna Vas Albion 0 Gutsy defending by the visitors, atrocious weather and a brief alien pitch invasion certainly made this Western Bohinj Division Two derby game a tricky one for Sparta. Produce manager Rietz Allot, speaking...

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Funny story - Alien hurt that no-one noticed he was visiting

Alien hurt that no-one noticed he was visiting

Alien Alan Smith was hurt when he realised that no one has noticed his spaceship, as he hovered over the earth for twenty minutes. 'I travelled a fair way to get here, I mean it would have taken you, Earthlings decades, but I did it in an hour, bu…

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Funny story - Archeologist Discover Basque People are Alien Rejects

Archeologist Discover Basque People are Alien Rejects

Barcelona, Spain (IP) - Archaelogist Dr. Faqian EcheZaballa (DR. EZ) has found conclusive evidence that the Basque people who occupy an area between France and Spain were definitely thrown out of an alien flying saucer thousands of years ago.

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Funny story - Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women

Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women

Alien Cosmetics just announced its intentions of producing a line of makeup for purple women called Plum Adorable™. According to Purplicia Greene, spokeswoman for Alien Cosmetics, "Purple women have had to do without proper makeup for years. Some...

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Funny story - Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

ROSWELL, NM - The occurrence of multiple Ice Age periods has been well documented. However, Global Warming "activists" have been strangely silent about the phenomenon. Some suspect the shift to using the phrase "Climate Change" is a distraction. Y...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Joins Revellers At 'Storm Area 51' Gig

Donald Trump Joins Revellers At 'Storm Area 51' Gig

President Donald Trump was amongst the early arrivals for the 'Storm Area 51' event this morning, and was said to be in a state of "euphoric anticipation", and looking forward to dealing with some aliens. The president awoke early, and almost forg...

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Funny story - Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

NEW YORK - Viewers noticed a "Strange Red Eye" as Joe Biden appeared at CNN Town Hall on "Climate Crisis" for Democrat Presidential Candidates. Lately, the former Vice President under the Barack Obama White House has had difficulty remembering places...

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Funny story - Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...

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Funny story - Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Relying on his own super-duper-secret intelligence sources, Donald Trump has revealed what he knows about the Roswell Incident, an event in 1947 where some claim the US military covered up the crash of an alien spaceship and the death of two alien pa...

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Funny story - The NFL is set to approve players from space

The NFL is set to approve players from space

Due to the waning popularity of the NFL, as well as scandals, the backlash from political correctness, and the loss of general entertainment value, NFL officials are set to allow players from other planets to play. Not everyone is welcoming the mo...

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Funny story - Inhabitants of Uranus contact Earth, demand we pronounce their planet's name right

Inhabitants of Uranus contact Earth, demand we pronounce their planet's name right

DATELINE - WASHINGTON DC: An otherwise slow news day was enlivened by the landing on the White House lawn of an extraterrestrial spacecraft.

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Funny story - Envoys from Planet Heterophobia Land in West Virginia: Claim Earth Now Their Colony

Envoys from Planet Heterophobia Land in West Virginia: Claim Earth Now Their Colony

CONVENT OF THE QUEER, WV (ABSNN) - Sightings of UFOs flying above, and landing, in West Virginia towns is nothing new. Pt. Pleasant, West Virginia, a small town where the Kanawha River joins the Ohio River has long been a hot-bed of alien activity.

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