Swedish explorers have discovered an Alien spaceship at the bottom of the Baltic, however, the aliens appear to be undocumented and illegal, thus meaning they will not be allowed entry into Sweden. It is expected that President Obama will welcome the undocumented and illegal aliens into America.
One explorer said "It's obviously an alien spacecraft down there. It's made of metal, but unfortunately we can not welcome the aliens to Sweden unless they have the correct visas and papers, luckily though the USA has no such restrictions, therefore the American's are now going to take control of this project and raise the spaceship to the surface."
It is expected the aliens will be given priority housing, benefits, Green Cards, food stamps and of course voting privileges the moment they arrive on American soil, it is then expected that several million more will descend on America, welcomed by El Presidente.
"We will welcome these new Democrats, I mean Americans, with open arms, they may be here to exterminate us or they may be here simply to mow our lawns and clean our pools, I do not know, but I know this, they will not forget which party was in power when they were welcomed!" said Obama.
