Humans are really stupid

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 17 April 2010

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The vacuum of space mirrors the human mind

If as we suspect there are intelligences greater than ours in this vast Universe, they would surely look on humans as just about the most stupid of any so called intelligent life.

In our Galaxy alone there are estimated to be 200 billion stars, probably each having their own solar systems, with orbiting planets, and then there are estimated to be hundreds of billions of galaxies in this great Universe.

You have probably heard the phrase since the beginning of time, but it is more likely that the universe has always been here after all can you really imagine absolutely nothing not even space. This is to mind boggling for the average Human to comprehend.

What is certain is that for billions and billions of years stars, have been born and after billions of years have burned out in a never ending cycle of birth and death in the Universe.

Taking the case of our own solar system, when a star forms it will be around 99.86% of the Solar System, which means that the atoms left over make the remaining fraction of a percent.

Everything that makes up this planet is made from these remaining atoms including human beings meaning we are all made of stardust, yet what have humans done?

Humans have killed billions of their own kind because of different coloured skin or the stupidity of religion yet it is an absolute fact we are all made of the same stuff
STARDUST. How stupid Humans are.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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