MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that a UFO from an unknown location landed on the tennis courts at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Complex.
Witness Topeka Joplin, who could easily pass for a discount store version of Ivanka Trump, saw the space aliens' creative use of the Mar-a-Lago tennis court and swimming pool as their own personal Porta-Potty.
They even mistook Trump's pet alligator "Cornbread" for a new species and left a big, steaming pile of space poo on top of it.
When Trump found out about the incident, he was furious. He demanded to see the surveillance footage so he could identify the space aliens and sue the pants off them. (If they had any pants, perhaps Trump could have avoided this mess.)
But the footage only showed a bunch of fuzzy blobs bouncing around like they were on a trampoline. Finally, he threw his hands up in frustration and declared, "I give up! Those aliens are too damn smart for me."
As word of the space aliens' visit spread, people started flocking to Mar-a-Lago to see the "space poo" for themselves. Some even believed it was a sign from God. But for the aliens, it was just another day of exploration, leaving behind a trail of cosmic excrement wherever they went.
