President Plum calls for resignation of congresswoman over anti-Cyania remarks

Written by Purple Girl

Sunday, 7 July 2019

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A congresswoman living in Purpalon, a country on Planet Purplonia, is called under fire for anti-Cyanitic comments.

President Plum of Purpalon is expressing shock and outrage after discovering the social media comments of a congresswoman who dared to question his motives for helping the Bluish people.

According to President Plum, "We should all work to eliminate anti-Cyanism in all forms. Senator Zigga Xaou needs to resign for making such a social media comment. Such hatred is always uncalled for."

Xaou defends herself saying, "I am a Cyanic person too, so I can't be anti-cyanic. President Plum should apologize to me since his comment can also be construed as anti-cyanic."

Xaou is of a different religion from the main group that complains of anti-Cyanism, but both the Bluish people and the Mudslimic people worship Xygon and are of the same race.

Whether Xaou will resign from her congressional post or not is yet to be seen.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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