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Funny story: Aliens On Way To Earth

Aliens On Way To Earth

Images captured by a NASA space monitoring satellite have confirmed that Earth is likely to come under attack from an alien strike force before the end of the century. The images show aliens advancing in formation at a very slow pace, indeed. Pres...

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Funny story: Storming Area 51...Not Such A Good Idea!

Storming Area 51...Not Such A Good Idea!

Hundreds of people that decided to jump the gun and storm the American base called Area 51 found out that trying to break in was probably a bad idea. 'Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us', a recently created Facebook event that was planned f...

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Funny story: E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World

E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World

E.T. the Extraterrestrial, the star of the 1982 movie of the same name, has said that he is just about sick and tired of messing around with the imbeciles on Earth, and is now ready to take over the running of the planet from his home at Area 51.

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Funny story: President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...

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Funny story: Trump Off To Area 51 To Find Out Just What The Devil Is Going On Down There

Trump Off To Area 51 To Find Out Just What The Devil Is Going On Down There

White House sources have announced that, due to all the Facebook shenanigans about storming Area 51 so that people can make friends with the aliens reported to be living there, President Donald Trump will make a visit next week, to find out just what...

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Funny story: Area 51 "Crawling With Aliens"

Area 51 "Crawling With Aliens"

The Facebook campaign that has sprung up on the social media platform to prompt other readers to storm Area 51, the US military testing sight in the Nevada Desert, is gathering pace with more than one million people registering their interest. The...

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Funny story: Trump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off

Trump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off

President Donald Trump has reacted to the threat by Facebook users to storm Area 51, by saying that he will build a wall around it. Area 51 is deep in the Nevada Desert, and used, according to the government, for military testing. More than one mi...

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Funny story: School district bans 'purple face' after racist incident

School district bans 'purple face' after racist incident

A school district is forbidding students from painting their faces completely purple or green after a racist incident where most of the students painted themselves purple. On High School Prank Day at New Horizons High, nearly the entire student bo...

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Funny story: Push To Add Extraterrestrial Question To 2020 Census

Push To Add Extraterrestrial Question To 2020 Census

The Trump administration is expanding its request to add a citizenship question to the upcoming 2020 census which is conducted every 10 years. According to an anonymous White House official, "We need an understanding of how many illegal aliens are...

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Funny story: President Plum calls for resignation of congresswoman over anti-Cyania remarks

President Plum calls for resignation of congresswoman over anti-Cyania remarks

President Plum of Purpalon is expressing shock and outrage after discovering the social media comments of a congresswoman who dared to question his motives for helping the Bluish people. According to President Plum, "We should all work to eliminat...

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Funny story: Purple Haze Covers Town

Purple Haze Covers Town

Residents in a mid-western town awoke to an unfamiliar tinge to their surroundings yesterday morning, when they found that the whole of the sky from horizon to horizon, from north to south, and from east to west, had been enveloped in what's been des...

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Funny story: Bermuda Triangle Has Gone Missing

Bermuda Triangle Has Gone Missing

There is concern tonight over a large sea area in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean known as 'The Bermuda Triangle', which cannot now be located, and has been officially designated as "missing". The area, loosely defined as stretching f...

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Funny story: Enlightening: Former Magazine Eaters Reveal why Alien (1979) Made Them Quit Eating Magazines Forever.

Enlightening: Former Magazine Eaters Reveal why Alien (1979) Made Them Quit Eating Magazines Forever.

Back in the day, you could walk down the street and see hundreds of people happily devouring their tasty paper treats. Listening to the groans of them as they tried their best to breathe through the crevices in the paper. These days, you barely ever...

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Funny story: Man tries to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board, gets trapped in head of David Childress

Man tries to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board, gets trapped in head of David Childress

A wrong-headed attempt to contact Tutankhamun by ouija board became literally that for New York resident Alan Finkelkraut who is now trapped in the head of alien conspiracist tv-personality and cryptozoologist, David Childress. It is thought that...

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Funny story: NASA Still Boldly Going

NASA Still Boldly Going

Recently discovered star clusters “may contain alien life” or “they might not” according to NASA scientists. The cluster has appeared because NASA decided to look in the one place they haven’t yet in space: Behind the moon. Professor John Daiddion...

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Funny story: DARPA releases alien pathogen in Michoacán

DARPA releases alien pathogen in Michoacán

DARPA the Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency, an agency of the United States Department of Defense, responsible for the development of emerging technologies for use by the military, has created an amazing AI that can create alien microbes that...

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Funny story: Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

SCIENCE NEWS - NASA scientist, Joseph Goebbels, explains how extraterrestrial life would exist. "They are referred to as alien life, sentient or relatively complex, but they are actually 'an awareness of the self' created by the universe," says...

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