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NASA Still Boldly Going

Recently discovered star clusters “may contain alien life” or “they might not” according to NASA scientists. The cluster has appeared because NASA decided to look in the one place they haven’t yet in space: Behind the moon. Professor John Daiddion...

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DARPA releases alien pathogen in Michoacán

Funny story: DARPA releases alien pathogen in Michoacán

DARPA the Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency, an agency of the United States Department of Defense, responsible for the development of emerging technologies for use by the military, has created an amazing AI that can create alien microbes that...

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Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

Funny story: Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

SCIENCE NEWS - NASA scientist, Joseph Goebbels, explains how extraterrestrial life would exist. "They are referred to as alien life, sentient or relatively complex, but they are actually 'an awareness of the self' created by the universe," says...

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Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation

Funny story: Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation

There was further controversy in the Heathrow drone incident this morning, when aliens from distant galaxies contacted the airport to deny all knowledge of who was responsible. The drone was seen by several members of the public who were driving a...

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Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

Funny story: Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

The Extra Terrestrials, who have been observing the goings on in Washington with great interest, couldn't hold their tongues any longer. The mother ship landed on the capitol lawn, and a group of beings with large bald grey heads spoke through tel...

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NASA to serve man with space laser

Funny story: NASA to serve man with space laser

NASA scientists announce they will build a mega laser to alert alien life forms that they are welcome to visit Earth to "serve Man." A powerful laser is just the thing to announce our presence as a technological species in this arm of the galaxy.

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Xenu Disappointed That His Arch-Enemy on Earth is the Cult of Scientology

THE MOON – The extraterrestrial being known as Xenu expressed his rage and embarrassment that his primary opponent on Earth is the Cult of Scientology. “Damn it all to Hell!” Xenu shouted, flailing tentacles in every direction. “What the Hell happ...

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She won her college's Miss Green pageant, but some say she's not ‘green enough’

Ixxy Zigou is a 22-year-old spotted woman who is studying journalism at the University of Lodenia. This year, she decided to enter the Miss Green pageant, which is open to all green women. There were a total of eight contestants in the competition...

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Observatory did NOT--repeat: did NOT--see "aliens"

Funny story: Observatory did NOT--repeat: did NOT--see "aliens"

Sunspot, New Meh-he-co--”No” was all a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Obfuscation would say in response to Fake News reporter Ida Dunt-No's question, “Was the National Solar Observatory shut down because astronomers saw aliens?” Director C...

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NASA Says Alien Invasion 'Imminent'

Funny story: NASA Says Alien Invasion 'Imminent'

Representatives of all the world's leading governments have been summoned to an unprecedented emergency summit in Helsinki on Wednesday afternoon, after NASA released a statement which affirms that an alien invasion from space is "imminent". The n...

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The NFL is set to approve players from space

Funny story: The NFL is set to approve players from space

Due to the waning popularity of the NFL, as well as scandals, backlash from political correctness, and the loss of general entertainment value, NFL officials are set to allow players from other planets to play. Not everyone is welcoming the move.

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Xenomorph rejected from another job, again

Funny story: Xenomorph rejected from another job, again

Diane Smith, a Xenomorph, best known for a fleeting appearance in the Alien: Resolution film has spoken about being rejected for another job. The eight foot tall alien, who bleeds acid, and has an unfortunate habit of incubating her offspring with...

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Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!

Funny story: Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!

Aliens living, travelling, and existing without human destructive traits are about to be infiltrated by human sperm sent out into space by NASA! Special, crew-less space vehicles, loaded with the stuff, will be launched in the hope that passing UF...

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Alien UFO spotted landing near Antarctica is flown by penguins!

Funny story: Alien UFO spotted landing near Antarctica is flown by penguins!

UK Earthling Alien spotters, let out of local Loony Bins, swear they have spotted a UFO that landed on the Southern Atlantic island called, South Georgia. They spotted the strange shape on Google Earth and straightaway, President Trump told UK PM Ma...

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Aliens Are Found To Be Employing Slaves

Funny story: Aliens Are Found To Be Employing Slaves

The US Bureau of Flying Saucers has announced that flying saucers do exist and that they have made contact with extraterrestrial life. The announcement was made shortly after President Trump threatened to terminate their existence because they weren...

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Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...

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Muslim aliens confuse authorities

Funny story: Muslim aliens confuse authorities

A group of intergalactic aliens caused concern when they landed in the Western United States - not because they were from outer space, but because they were Muslims. California marijuana farmer Geoff Chong met the aliens when they landed in his ba...

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Brazilian dog mum gives birth to a GREEN puppy!

Funny story: Brazilian dog mum gives birth to a GREEN puppy!

The astonishing sight that a dog owner witnessed in Brazil of her GOLDEN retriever giving birth to a GREEN puppy has sent shock waves around the world and journalists are calling it an ALIEN arrival of the third kind, WOOF! The innocent green pupp...

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