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Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

Funny story: Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

The Extra Terrestrials, who have been observing the goings on in Washington with great interest, couldn't hold their tongues any longer. The mother ship landed on the capitol lawn, and a group of beings with large bald grey heads spoke through tel...

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NASA to serve man with space laser

Funny story: NASA to serve man with space laser

NASA scientists announce they will build a mega laser to alert alien life forms that they are welcome to visit Earth to "serve Man." A powerful laser is just the thing to announce our presence as a technological species in this arm of the galaxy.

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Xenu Disappointed That His Arch-Enemy on Earth is the Cult of Scientology

THE MOON – The extraterrestrial being known as Xenu expressed his rage and embarrassment that his primary opponent on Earth is the Cult of Scientology. “Damn it all to Hell!” Xenu shouted, flailing tentacles in every direction. “What the Hell happ...

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She won her college's Miss Green pageant, but some say she's not ‘green enough’

Ixxy Zigou is a 22-year-old spotted woman who is studying journalism at the University of Lodenia. This year, she decided to enter the Miss Green pageant, which is open to all green women. There were a total of eight contestants in the competition...

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Observatory did NOT--repeat: did NOT--see "aliens"

Funny story: Observatory did NOT--repeat: did NOT--see "aliens"

Sunspot, New Meh-he-co--”No” was all a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Obfuscation would say in response to Fake News reporter Ida Dunt-No's question, “Was the National Solar Observatory shut down because astronomers saw aliens?” Director C...

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NASA Says Alien Invasion 'Imminent'

Funny story: NASA Says Alien Invasion 'Imminent'

Representatives of all the world's leading governments have been summoned to an unprecedented emergency summit in Helsinki on Wednesday afternoon, after NASA released a statement which affirms that an alien invasion from space is "imminent". The n...

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The NFL is set to approve players from space

Funny story: The NFL is set to approve players from space

Due to waning popularity of the NFL, as well as scandals, backlash from political correctness, and the loss of general entertainment value, NFL officials are set to allow players from outside Planet Earth to play. Not everyone is welcoming the mov...

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Xenomorph rejected from another job, again

Funny story: Xenomorph rejected from another job, again

Diane Smith, a Xenomorph, best known for a fleeting appearance in the Alien: Resolution film has spoken about being rejected for another job. The eight foot tall alien, who bleeds acid, and has an unfortunate habit of incubating her offspring with...

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Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!

Funny story: Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!

Aliens living, travelling, and existing without human destructive traits are about to be infiltrated by human sperm sent out into space by NASA! Special, crew-less space vehicles, loaded with the stuff, will be launched in the hope that passing UF...

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Alien UFO spotted landing near Antarctica is flown by penguins!

Funny story: Alien UFO spotted landing near Antarctica is flown by penguins!

UK Earthling Alien spotters, let out of local Loony Bins, swear they have spotted a UFO that landed on the Southern Atlantic island called, South Georgia. They spotted the strange shape on Google Earth and straightaway, President Trump told UK PM Ma...

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Aliens Are Found To Be Employing Slaves

Funny story: Aliens Are Found To Be Employing Slaves

The US Bureau of Flying Saucers has announced that flying saucers do exist and that they have made contact with extraterrestrial life. The announcement was made shortly after President Trump threatened to terminate their existence because they weren...

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Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...

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Muslim aliens confuse authorities

Funny story: Muslim aliens confuse authorities

A group of intergalactic aliens caused concern when they landed in the Western United States - not because they were from outer space, but because they were Muslims. California marijuana farmer Geoff Chong met the aliens when they landed in his ba...

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Brazilian dog mum gives birth to a GREEN puppy!

Funny story: Brazilian dog mum gives birth to a GREEN puppy!

The astonishing sight that a dog owner witnessed in Brazil of her GOLDEN retriever giving birth to a GREEN puppy has sent shock waves around the world and journalists are calling it an ALIEN arrival of the third kind, WOOF! The innocent green pupp...

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Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

After Mini Donald released emails implicating himself in the secret back channel pipeline of gravy from a certain fast food chain to Chris Christie's Govorner's mansion, White House aides have started a whisper campaign saying that Donald Jr. is not...

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Sara's desperation Vol. 3

Funny story: Sara's desperation Vol. 3

Space Log News: Six months after leaving earth the z23 computer picked up signals of the predatory aliens tracking the ship. In a final effort to save the crew, z32 transferred everyone into a capsule then released it as motionless debris. The mo...

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The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Funny story: The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Zendora has always been a rather temperate continent on Planet Zigora, with rather peaceful peoples. Over the years, it has become more of a diverse melting pot of cultures. In recent years, sadly, the various cultures have began to clash. For ins...

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Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women

Funny story: Alien Cosmetics to produce makeup for purple women

Alien Cosmetics just announced its intentions of producing a line of makeup for purple women called Plum Adorable™. According to Purplicia Greene, spokeswoman for Alien Cosmetics, "Purple women have had to do without proper makeup for years...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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