Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

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Dallas, Texas - According to Homeland Securtiy officials 13 members of a delegation from the Saturn Moon of Phoebes were smashed when they accidentally tripped a Spoof writer on her way home from an evening walk. Officials say her nose and face smashed and killed the Premiere Weonwery089u7wsooon and his entire royal family.

"The creatures of Phoebes are only about .5 centimeters tall, but it was enough to catch the toes of the pedestrian. She has asked that her name be withheld. It was a very sad incident, they communicate by telepathy and they were busy giving her the secrets for world peace, but since humans aren't use to telepathy she thought it was her own thoughts," said Ned Heathbar of Homeland Security.

Is this admission by our government that aliens exist? "Absolutely not! We were never here and we will deny this conversation," said the agent.

On condition of anonymity the human did agree to make a statement, "I didn't see the damned @@$%^#&&^&*^()%**! microscopic aliens, they tripped me!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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