Flaccidia, world's smallest and underwhelming country considers name change
Flaccidia, that not-very-impressive country located east of Portugal but west of China, is considering a name change to rectify its unfortunate reputation as the baby carrot of nations. Prime Minister Justus MacPolo explained, "We're actually a bi…
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May we all suckle the sap of the "Leader Log"
Since no one can find Lukashenko, dictator and Putin puppet of Belarus, the good people of that country have decided to elect a log of wood as its leader. The log has promised sweeping reforms! All trees shall be protected and given equal right…
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Reports out of London are that Russia's KGB has Donald Trump on their "people to kidnap" list
The United Kingdom's news agency, Ta Ta For Now News, reports that a secret text message was intercepted that was going from the KGB to President Vladimir Nikita Putin's chief of security. The message stated that the pussy grabbing, tax evader, (a…
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King Charles addresses the rumor that one of the Buckingham Palace royal guards is an Al-Qaeda terrorist
Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck first broke the story about a Buckingham Palace guard actually being an Al-Qaeda operative. Buck said that he got the scoop from record producer and businessman Simon Cowell. Cowell reportedly heard the rum…
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A Hezbollah hitman is arrested at a wrestling match
One of the world's most wanted terrorist hitmen, Yaseen Su Tibia, was arrested as he sat in the second row at a WWE wrestling match in New York City. The Hezbollah terrorist, who is known as "The Crazy Creep," told arresting officers that he is n…
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A 70-foot high tsunami sinks a Russian destroyer
The Kremlin Voice reports that a devastating tsunami has sunk a Russian naval destroyer. The KV states that the Russian warship, "The Olga Svetsinovich," sunk within 14 minutes of getting hit by the massive wave, which was taller than a seven stor…
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Putin puts in the nukes to expand border
Where is Lukashenko?
King Charles, personally donates £1 million to Ukraine's war effort
A Cambodian mini-plane sinks a Russian submarine
Watch out Putin, Yevgeny Prigozhin is coming to get you — maybe
Why is Putin shrinking?
A new book reveals that Robin Hood was actually a horrible archer
Swedish book burning needs focus - aim for the Jewels!
Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
A Cambodian submarine is missing after it hits a school of tuna
A new book alleges that the infamous pirate Jean Lafitte was a bi-buccaneer
Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?
King Charles and President Biden sign 'The Anti-Terrorist Pact"
Word filtering out of Buckingham Palace is that King Charles III, and President Joe Biden have agreed to sign what they are calling the "US/UK Anti-Terrorist Pact." According to Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, the pact states in no unc…
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A tremendous mudslide buries dozens of Italian vineyards
The cost of wine will certainly be going up as a recent mudslide has destroyed over 30 of Italy's best vineyards. The mudslide nicknamed "II Fango," struck at 3:33 am, Cleveland time. Early reports are that two of "The Boot Country's" major vin…
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A burro herder discovers gold in The Pico de Gallo Mountains
Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that a burro herder, who was deeply engrossed in digging a hole, stumbled upon something so dazzling in the dirt that it nearly blinded him with shock and amazement. The sun glinted off the object, casting a gol…
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A Greek submarine loses its radar system and ends up at the South Pole
Reports coming out of the ancient country of Greece reveal that one of Greece's state-of-the-art submarines had a malfunction with its radar system, causing it to end up off course...way, way off course. The Polaris submarine "Delphi" was conducti…
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'Z' mark on cars now has some folks confused in Ukraine
There has been a growing trend across many parts of Ukraine, of ordinary folks painting a white Z on a foe's vehicle, to settle a debt, or to right a perceived wrong. But now this new fad of 'revenge Z hits' might be going a bit too far, say some…
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The HMS Outcast sinks a Russian destroyer
In a stunning display of naval prowess, the HMS Outcast of the Royal Navy has taken down the notorious Russian destroyer, The Comradess Olga, much to the dismay of President Putin. The ill-fated Russian sub, on its way back to Mother Russia for a…
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A shepherd in Bangladesh breeds a yak with a goat - and it's not a joke!
Word coming out of Bangladesh is that a yak herder has successfully bred a yak with a goat. The shepherd named Raja Cumtulla, 68, said that he has always liked experimenting with crossbreeding various types of animals. He noted that some of the…
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The 7th Cavalry US Armored Division decimates one of Putin's top divisions at the Battle of Izyum
Reports from the heart of Russia indicate that President Putin is fuming with rage as yet another of his cherished divisions crumbles under the relentless assault of an American Artillery Division at Izyum, Ukraine. The latest headlines from Boom…
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A Russian Bomber Gets Lost In The Fog and Accidentally Bombs a Russian Town
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin has informed Russian citizens that they want to apologize for an accident caused by one of their Air Force bombers. A Kremlin spokesperson stated that a Russian B-13 bomber lost its bearings in the Russian fog a…
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Prince Harry offers to mediate between Russia’s President Putin and Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin
The Russian government is said to be considering an offer of assistance from British Prince Harry to mediate in the dispute between President Putin and Yevgeny Prigozhin, the chief of the Wagner Group. Wagner has tens of thousands of mercenaries,…
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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wants to visit the United Kingdom
The leader of North Korea recently surprised King Charles III with a text message, expressing a keen desire to visit England and tour Buckingham Palace. The Korean leader expressed his admiration for King Charles' mother, the queen, and couldn't h…
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A volcano suddenly forms right next to a famous popular ski resort in Switizerland
The Volcanic Institute of Switzerland reports that a Type B volcano has suddenly formed a mere three miles from Chalet Fondue, a very popular and ritzy-as-the-dickens Swiss ski resort. The volcano named "The Swiss Miss," was discovered by newly ma…
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Italy Is Facing The Worst Pepperoni Shortage In 53 Years
ROME - (Spoof News) - The Vatican View News Agency is reporting that Italy, "The Land of Pizza Pies," is experiencing the worst pepperoni shortage in 53 years. The VVNA notes that the shortage is due to the horrendous droughts that hit the "Boot"…
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The British submarine the HMS Camilla Parker Bowles almost fired torpedoes at a wayward Norwegian fishing boat off the English coast
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Bless his loving soul, for he's the Kwisatz Haderach
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Putin puts in the nukes to expand border
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A tremendous volcanic eruption in the Amazon Forest destroys 86% of the Brazil Nut crop
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Putin playing Mickey-Mouse games with nuclear bombs
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Prince Harry offers to mediate between Russia’s President Putin and Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin
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A UK submarine, the HMS Sherwood Forest, sinks a Russian munitions vessel
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A Cambodian submarine is missing after it hits a school of tuna
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Watch out Putin, Yevgeny Prigozhin is coming to get you — maybe
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A top Al-Qaeda spy is arrested watching the Yankees and the Astros at Yankee Stadium
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Definitive Proof That The Moon Landing Was Real
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A new book reveals that Robin Hood was actually a horrible archer
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An Isis terrorist is captured eating breakfast at an IHOP
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May we all suckle the sap of the "Leader Log"
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Canadian Prime Minister's eighth international trip in 6 months prompts demands he return because everyone despises him
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Happy birthday King Charles III
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A gigantic mudslide in Belgium practically destroys the country's Brussels sprouts industry
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Thailands ladyboys are voted the prettiest and the sexiest transgenders in all of Asia
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A new book alleges that the infamous pirate Jean Lafitte was a bi-buccaneer
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Should the Russian Wagner mercenary group surrender weapons to Putin?
