The Volcanic Institute of Switzerland reports that a Type B volcano has suddenly formed a mere three miles from Chalet Fondue, a very popular and ritzy-as-the-dickens Swiss ski resort.
The volcano named "The Swiss Miss," was discovered by newly married couple Matterhahn Chambeau and his alluringly sexy wife Grindyl.
The two were out hiking in the Mount Count Glacier Field, when they came over a huge snowbank and there it was, a gigantic, snow-laded volcano that was making some rather loudish gurgling sounds.
The Chambeau's immediately called the Swiss authorities who dispatched a military helicopter to check out the just-formed volcano.
Meanwhile, Swiss volcano experts state that they do not believe that "The Swiss Miss" will be erupting soon, or at least not within the next 13 months.
