Funny story: The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

HONG KONG - The people of China are extremely upset with President Trump, who purposely, arrogantly, and sarcastically, has insisted on calling the Coronavirus the Chinese Virus. The leader of China, Xi Jinping, politely asked Trump to refrain fro...

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Funny story: Melania Trump, Director of the Nation’s “Be Best” Movement, Honors a Great Old Woman

Melania Trump, Director of the Nation’s “Be Best” Movement, Honors a Great Old Woman

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The country’s first lady made a very rare speaking appearance on the White House lawn. She was honoring a woman who had recently fought off three bullies who tried to steal her “Trump For King” political button. Melania told...

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Funny story: The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

The White House Has Run Out of Toilet Paper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Two of the White House maids have disclosed to a reporter with The Washington Globe Express that the huge mansion at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has run out of toilet paper. The two White House maids, who did not want to give their...

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Funny story: Trump’s COVID-19 Test Came Back Positive For Stupidity

Trump’s COVID-19 Test Came Back Positive For Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. – An unnamed White House source who saw the test results, said that President Trump’s C-19 test came back positive for stupidity. The source said that, on a range of 1 to 90, with 90 being as stupid as a porcupine chasing its own...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Reveals That Living With Her Husband Is Totally Stressing Her Out

Melania Trump Reveals That Living With Her Husband Is Totally Stressing Her Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House insider has revealed that he overheard the first lady talking on her cell phone to her mother. Mrs. Trump was heard saying that over the last month Donald has slept an average of 45 minutes a night and sometimes on...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump has shocked the GOP world by saying that she will most probably vote for Bernie Sanders over her husband. The sensuously sexy first lady was interviewed by Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency. When asked why she...

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Funny story: Trump Orders Pence To Shutdown and Gather all Corona Beer to be Destroyed!

Trump Orders Pence To Shutdown and Gather all Corona Beer to be Destroyed!

Despite reports clearly pointing out the absurdity of mistaking Corona beer with the Coronavirus, President Donald Trump has directed Mike Pence to seize all Corona beer nationwide, and incinerate it personally at his WH office. "Yes," said Pence...

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Funny story: Trump Angrily Tells Sean Hannity That Fox News Is Starting To Become CNN Jr.

Trump Angrily Tells Sean Hannity That Fox News Is Starting To Become CNN Jr.

NEW YORK CITY – The president, Donald Trump, has had a text fest with the prince of Fox News, Sean Hannity, and Trump was not a happy camper, as they say over in Yellowstone National Park. Trump is said to have told Hannity that he’s tired of seei...

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Funny story: Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Washington, DC A young sixth-grade boy, Frank Guacamole, who wrote to the President and asked if he could mow the White House lawn. Trump answered and said he could and got a big news story out of it. While mowing the lawn, Frank was followed by T...

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Funny story: Donald Trump reacts to new evidence against him from Giuliano’s associate with SPECTACULAR new defence

Donald Trump reacts to new evidence against him from Giuliano’s associate with SPECTACULAR new defence

US President Donald Trump, who is facing an impeachment trial in the Senate over allegations that he improperly pushed Ukraine to investigate respected Senator Joe Biden, is facing a new hurdle, namely an associate of his own lawyer Rudy Giuliani, ha...

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Funny story: First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...

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Funny story: Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Some say he is spending his executive time watching TV. Some say he is tweeting. There’s been a lot of speculation about the ways in which the President of the United States spends his unstructured, “executive time”. The whole thing would’ve rema...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...

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Funny story: President Trump Pays Tribute To Black History Month

President Trump Pays Tribute To Black History Month

WASHINGTON, D. C. – President Donald Trump stepped out onto the White House south lawn wearing a LeBron James NBA Jersey and shorts. He told the assembled White House press reporters, including Wydell Willie Washington with The Harlem Yo Bro Press th...

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Loves The Phone Call He Got From Mexico's President

President Trump Says He Loves The Phone Call He Got From Mexico's President

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump met with Kitty Sequoia, 29, with the iNews Agency in the White House's Hilary Clinton Commemorative Dining Room. He informed her that US-Mexico relations have never been better. The president said that he...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Reveals Why She Wants To Move Back To New York City

Melania Trump Reveals Why She Wants To Move Back To New York City

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House are that first lady Melania Trump is not a very happy camper. An unnamed White House insider said that Melania has recently been looking at photographs of Trump Tower and she suddenly break...

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Funny story: President Denies Codpiece

President Denies Codpiece

Washington D.C. -- The White House press office issued a release denying assertions that George Bush was wearing a codpiece last May when he alighted from a Navy S-3B Viking fighter onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln.

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Funny story: Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Today on Meet The Press, Rudy don't define anything Giuliani, claimed on National television the Truth is not Truth. This is why President Trump has not been willing to submit to questioning by Robert Mueller, for fear that Trump's Truth will not mat...

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Funny story: Delinquent Equity Loan Forces Foreclosure of White House

Delinquent Equity Loan Forces Foreclosure of White House

A home equity loan taken out by Congress in 2008 for much-needed renovations to the White House has fallen seriously in default and rumors are swirling that the bank holding the loan is considering foreclosure on the structure. While the first mor...

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Funny story: Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Geneva, Switzerland - CERN scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) often study the most extreme states which can exist in the fabric of reality. Particle behavior within super-massive black holes ceases to fit the Proton-Electron model that all...

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