Did Anyone Count The White House Silver After Donald Trump Left?
Oh, dear! Who would have guessed? After Donald Trump was voted out of the office and sent back down south to Florida, he neglected to hand over to the State Department an accounting of all of the foreign gifts he may have received while in the White…Read full story
The Reason Why President Biden Has Invited Trump To The White House Will Shock You!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Most of America was shocked when it was reported by BuzzFuzz that President Biden invited the former White House occupant to visit the White House. BuzzFuzz senior reporter Taffeta Kixx was the first to report th…Read full story
Ivanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show
NEW YORK CITY – The President’s favorite child has been offered her very own television reality show. Reports are that the Epitome Network has been trying to sign the President’s hot, sexy daughter for two years. Ivanka finally agreed to star i…Read full story
So Putin Made A Secret Deal That Got Trump Into The White House?
What? Trump and Putin were in cahoots? The lovefest was for real and not for reel? Did Trump trade democracy for communism? If he traded one for the other, does that make Trump a traitor? Not so fast. According to secretly released Kremlin doc…Read full story
President Denies Codpiece
Washington D.C. -- The White House press office issued a release denying assertions that George Bush was wearing a codpiece last May when he alighted from a Navy S-3B Viking fighter onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln.Read full story
President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis
WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...Read full story
President Biden Has Hired Paula Deen To Cook For President Obama’s 60th White House Birthday Bash
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express newspaper has just announced that President Biden has contracted cooking show maven, Paula Deen, who is back in everyone’s good graces, to cook for President Barack Obama’s 60th birthday…Read full story
John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea
In a stunning development in the race for the White House, presidential hopeful John Kerry, and his wife, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, have been accused by the Department of Homeland Security of selling ketchup to known enemies of the United States.Read full story
President Trump Trashes Oval Office
White House sources have confirmed that President Trump has caused considerable damage to the Oval Office. 'He turned over tables,' reported one source, 'upended chairs, ripped curtaining and threw paintings out of smashed windows onto the White H...Read full story
First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff
WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...Read full story
Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"
The White House has been forced to deny that US "President" Donald Trump was visiting Paris' Russian embassy in an attempt to gain political asylum when he missed a World War One memorial event on Saturday. His non-appearance has led to a critical ba...Read full story
President Trump Removes the Portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush From The White House Entrance
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many are saying falls under the heading of a little brat having a hissy fit, President Trump has personally removed the portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush from being displayed in the White House.Read full story
White House Laments Roosevelt Didn't Have #HitlerSucks in 1940's, Could Have Shortened War
Washington D.C. - Sixteen year-old White House Spokesman, Jay Carney, commented in today's presidential press briefing that it was a shame the Roosevelt administration didn't have the benefit of hashtags in the early days of World War II so they...Read full story
All of The White House Maids and Cooks Have Quit and Evacuated The Trumpapalooza-Infested White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – CNN is reporting that every maid and cook in the White House has abandoned the Trumpapalooza-infested White House. A Trump staff member, who did not want his name revealed, said that, as soon as the President wal…Read full story
LeBron James Says The Lakers Will Visit The White House
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - The leader of the Los Angeles Lakers, LeBron James, says that now that the piece of shit loser, Donald Trump, is leaving in January, the Lakers will visit the White House. LeBron had said that as long as the "Racist…Read full story
Iowa Evangelicals Demand That The Word 'Fuck' Be Banned
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) – Thousands of Iowa evangelicals have made it known that they are sick and tired of so many of its citizens using the word “fuck” or its derivatives such as “fuck it”, or “that’s fucked up”, or “Trump’s a ‘fucking’ as…Read full story
Melania Trump Reveals That Living With Her Husband Is Totally Stressing Her Out
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House insider has revealed that he overheard the first lady talking on her cell phone to her mother. Mrs. Trump was heard saying that over the last month Donald has slept an average of 45 minutes a night and sometimes on...Read full story
The White House Reports That The Pinata Party In Honor of Illegal Aliens Was A Huge Success
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax said that The First Annual White House Pinata Party was a huge success. The party was the brainchild of Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian presidential advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Lo...Read full story
Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!
Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway! Sure, everyone KNOWS what the "fake media" says about KellyAnne Elizabeth Conway, but how much do we REALLY know about her? This intrepid reporter decided to find out, and went slogging through public records, numerous internet news sites, and the back pages of the National Inquirer to scope out the true alternate facts about the mysteriou...Read full story