Funny story: Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Geneva, Switzerland - CERN scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) often study the most extreme states which can exist in the fabric of reality. Particle behavior within super-massive black holes ceases to fit the Proton-Electron model that all...

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Funny story: President Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?

President Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?

President Trump will still be in office when freshman representative Ocasio-Cortez is set to retire. Nearly half a century of President Trump? How is this possible? President Trump has a knack of playing poker with others who are playing go fish.

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Funny story: Political Disease Competition Heats Up

Political Disease Competition Heats Up

The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...

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Funny story: First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...

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Funny story: White House "Silly" Says Snow

White House "Silly" Says Snow

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have repeatedly said that "all options are on the table" in dealing with Iran. Recently, White House spokesman Tony Snow said that talk of invading Iran is "silly.&quo...

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Funny story: President Denies Codpiece

President Denies Codpiece

Washington D.C. -- The White House press office issued a release denying assertions that George Bush was wearing a codpiece last May when he alighted from a Navy S-3B Viking fighter onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln.

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Funny story: White House Sandwich Shop to Expand

White House Sandwich Shop to Expand

Washington DC: One of the best kept secrets in this politically leaky town is the White House Sandwich Shop. The café located in upscale Georgetown is undergoing an expansion to accommodate the increasing size of the lunchtime crowds of Obama adminis...

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Funny story: President Obama Is Upset With Vice-President Joe Biden For Making Mother-In-Law Jokes In Front of Michelle's Mama

President Obama Is Upset With Vice-President Joe Biden For Making Mother-In-Law Jokes In Front of Michelle's Mama

WASHINGTON D.C. - Word filtering out of the White House is that President Barack Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that the other day during a White House State Dinner in honor of France's First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Vice-President Biden in...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern. Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of N...

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Funny story: Democratic Party Announces '08 Presidential Candidate

Democratic Party Announces '08 Presidential Candidate

CAPITOL HILL (Hill Watch)-The Democratic party is set to rock the American political world in a precedence-setting bid for the White House. Getting a formidable jump on the lame duck GOP competition for the 2008 presidential election, the Democratic...

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Funny story: Obama Administration to Establish New Department of Truth

Obama Administration to Establish New Department of Truth

In view of the recent scandals and persistent questions from the press and Republicans demanding that the White House explain variations in its responses on a host of so-called scandals - from Benghazi to the wiretapping of Associated Press reporters...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Kanye West To Perform At President Obama's 50th Birthday Celebration

Taylor Swift and Kanye West To Perform At President Obama's 50th Birthday Celebration

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced that the plans for President Barack Obama's White House Birthday Party have been finalized. Colfax said that the party will be held on Thursday, August 4, in the backyard...

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Funny story: White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother

White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother

The secret service in Washington forced a man to lie on the ground and to move away from his backpack after he had jumped the white house fence onto the lawn. CNN was there live to catch the excitement on film, but later learned that the man has don...

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Funny story: Rumours of marriage problems threaten to overshadow Michelle Obama's 50th birthday

Rumours of marriage problems threaten to overshadow Michelle Obama's 50th birthday

The foreign press are abuzz with the news that not everything is not well at the White House. Perhaps it's more than political bickering that has turned the President hair white. Although the press here is 90% pro-Obama, this isn't so in other...

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Funny story: Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Rumor has it that departed White House Press Secretary Jay Carney once compared the job now occupied by Josh Earnest to running a laundromat. Top quality detergent is essential to getting response to issues correct and clean. Recently a good el...

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Funny story: Vanna White Dead At 51

Vanna White Dead At 51

Mrs. Vanna Louise White of Knob Lick, Tennessee has passed away at the young age of only 51 years old. Mrs. White was always a hit in our neighborhood playhouse especially in the musical, "Oh Vanna!" which she wrote and starred in. Mrs. White...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Hired To Be The Spokesperson For The White House Pizza Franchise

Monica Lewinsky Hired To Be The Spokesperson For The White House Pizza Franchise

NEW YORK CITY - Just when everyone had just about forgotten all about the blue dress, the cigar, the pizza, and the phrase exactly what the definition of is, is, out of the blue (dress?) comes (NPI) the one and only, the slightly chunky, girl of the...

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Funny story: Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway! Sure, everyone KNOWS what the "fake media" says about KellyAnne Elizabeth Conway, but how much do we REALLY know about her? This intrepid reporter decided to find out, and went slogging through public records, numerous internet news sites, and the back pages of the National Inquirer to scope out the true alternate facts about the mysteriou...

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Funny story: White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

Mira-la-go, FL There are very many federal jobs left open that Trump has never filled. Also, of the people that Trump DID appoint, more are quitting every day. Therefore, since the Human Resources Department, the ones who do the hiring and firing,...

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Funny story: President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...

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