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Funny story: "Fish Zapping" Assisted by CIA Covert Operations

"Fish Zapping" Assisted by CIA Covert Operations

GRAND RIVERS, KENTUCKY - Television has chronicled the challenge of fishing for Bluefin Tuna in the North Atlantic. Outdoor sportsmen skillfully use Fly-Fishing to catch Rainbow Trout in mountain streams. However, this level of entertainment is not s...

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Funny story: Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Geneva, Switzerland - CERN scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) often study the most extreme states which can exist in the fabric of reality. Particle behavior within super-massive black holes ceases to fit the Proton-Electron model that all...

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Funny story: President Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?

President Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?

President Trump will still be in office when freshman representative Ocasio-Cortez is set to retire. Nearly half a century of President Trump? How is this possible? President Trump has a knack of playing poker with others who are playing go fish.

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Funny story: Trump Makes Surprise Job Offer to UK Ambassador

Trump Makes Surprise Job Offer to UK Ambassador

The revelation from Sir Kim Darroch, the UK's ambassador in Washington, who described so-called President Donald Trump's administration as "inept" in leaked emails, has led to a surprise job offer from the reality TV star turned politico, who normall...

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Funny story: White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

Mira-la-go, FL There are very many federal jobs left open that Trump has never filled. Also, of the people that Trump DID appoint, more are quitting every day. Therefore, since the Human Resources Department, the ones who do the hiring and firing,...

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Funny story: Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Some say he is spending his executive time watching TV. Some say he is tweeting. There’s been a lot of speculation about the ways in which the President of the United States spends his unstructured, “executive time”. The whole thing would’ve rema...

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Funny story: President Trump Upset That People Still Address Barack Obama As "Mr. President"

President Trump Upset That People Still Address Barack Obama As "Mr. President"

In what's been called 'a fit of pique', President Donald Trump has spoken of his anger at the way many people, in the media, in the political forum, and beyond, still refer to former leader, Barack Obama, as 'Mr. President'. Mr. Obama, for most of...

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Funny story: L.A. Rams and New England Patriots Book Time to Meet With Obama

L.A. Rams and New England Patriots Book Time to Meet With Obama

Representatives of both the Rams and the Patriots talked to President Obama's people about the winner of the Super Bowl visiting Obama afterwards. This is following the example of the Golden State Warriors, who met with Obama following their NBA Cham...

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Funny story: U.S. Government Announces Going Out-of-Business Sale

U.S. Government Announces Going Out-of-Business Sale

Although the United States government’s historic 35-day shutdown will soon be coming to an end, because the financial repercussions of the shutdown have done irreparable damage, the government has announced a going-out-of-business sale. Vice Presi...

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Funny story: White House in Chaos as Chief Gardener Resigns

White House in Chaos as Chief Gardener Resigns

Citing irreconcilable policy differences on how the White House roses should be pruned, retired marine corps career non-com Sgt. Kelly Flynn submitted his written resignation at a meeting with President Donald Trump this morning. "The president is...

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Funny story: New White House parrot uses Alexa plus offers up foul-mouthed diatribes

New White House parrot uses Alexa plus offers up foul-mouthed diatribes

Thanks to a generous parrot owner in London, the White House now has a new pet—the multi-talented Rocco, including his cursing. With a sigh, Marion Wischnewski, who previously rescued the parrot from a sanctuary where he was being expelled due to...

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Funny story: Heat Waves are Caused by Mismanagement of Sun, Confirms White House

Heat Waves are Caused by Mismanagement of Sun, Confirms White House

After solving the mystery of why forest fires happen, the US administration has yet to share its views on the causes of heat waves. The statement hasn’t been issued yet, but we wanted to hear what the officials had to say. An anonymous employee of...

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Funny story: Wolfe: no longer WHCA's comedienne in sheep's clothing

Wolfe: no longer WHCA's comedienne in sheep's clothing

D-list has-been “comedienne” Michelle Wolfe, who was born, some say, in Hershey Highway, Pennsylvania, in a back alley between a brothel and a homeless campsite, is incensed (or “pissed,” as she says) that the White House Correspondents Association (...

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Funny story: Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

The White House has been forced to deny that US "President" Donald Trump was visiting Paris' Russian embassy in an attempt to gain political asylum when he missed a World War One memorial event on Saturday. His non-appearance has led to a critical ba...

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Funny story: Trump dismissals becoming chronic

Trump dismissals becoming chronic

Ever more staff are leaving the White House as Donald Trump's zealous bid to have the building to himself takes form. Head cook Chuck Tate was fired this week for cheating at Whist. "I swear I played the Queen", he mumbled as he piled his belongin...

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Funny story: Trump Accidentally Slaps Self Instead of Slapping New Tariffs On Someone

Trump Accidentally Slaps Self Instead of Slapping New Tariffs On Someone

Donald Trump was rushed to an emergency room by Secret Service agents today apparently after a tweet storm about slapping more tariffs on everybody. "He wasn't leaving anyone out, the whole bloody world was on that tweet including some states here...

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Funny story: Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Today on Meet The Press, Rudy don't define anything Giuliani, claimed on National television the Truth is not Truth. This is why President Trump has not been willing to submit to questioning by Robert Mueller, for fear that Trump's Truth will not mat...

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