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Funny story: The Latest Polls Show That if the Election Were Held Today Joe Biden Would Carry All 50 States

The Latest Polls Show That if the Election Were Held Today Joe Biden Would Carry All 50 States

CHICAGO – The latest presidential poll result has caused President Trump to scream out at White House staff members. An insider who asked not to reveal her name for fear of reprisal, said that she saw the President push the White House bakery chef...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Tens of Millions of American’s Want Trump To Keep on Taking Hydroxychloroquine and For Pence to Keep Going Maskless

The Reason Why Tens of Millions of American’s Want Trump To Keep on Taking Hydroxychloroquine and For Pence to Keep Going Maskless

NEW YORK CITY – Many US newspapers, as well as news agencies, are perfectly fine with President Donald Trump and Vice-President Pence continuing to go maskless, and for Trumpski to keep on popping those Hydroxychloroquine pills. The Pocatello Gazi...

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Funny story: White House Reporters are Reporting That When Kayleigh McEnany Lies She Begins to Lisp and Her Nostrils Flare Up

White House Reporters are Reporting That When Kayleigh McEnany Lies She Begins to Lisp and Her Nostrils Flare Up

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It seems that the White House reporters have discovered a little idiosyncrasy regarding press secretary, Kayleigh “The Keibler Elf” McEnany. The iNews Agency’s Kitty Segovia reported that she has noticed that, whenever Kayleigh...

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Funny story: The President and The First Lady Pass Their Weekly Physical with Flying Colors

The President and The First Lady Pass Their Weekly Physical with Flying Colors

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump and Melania had their weekly medical check-up with their personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi. The doctor informed Trump that he had the body of a 22-year-old college football quarterback. He then informed Melania...

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Funny story: FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is quite upset that FBI agents presented him with a search warrant and waltzed right into the White House. Trump demanded that they leave immediately. The agents were not impressed in the least, and they told...

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Funny story: McDonalds To Open In White House Grounds

McDonalds To Open In White House Grounds

In news that will be, to people all over the US, somewhat unbelievable, it's been announced that McDonalds, the world's most popular fast food chain, and personal favorite of President Donald Trump, has been given the go-ahead to set up an outlet in...

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Funny story: Three White House Maids Spill The Beans on President Trump

Three White House Maids Spill The Beans on President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House maid who asked that her name not be released, said that chaos is reigning supreme in La Casa Blanca, as J.Lo calls the house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The White House maid revealed that the president has taken t...

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Funny story: President Obama Finally Criticizes President Trump and It Ain’t Pretty

President Obama Finally Criticizes President Trump and It Ain’t Pretty

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Obama says that he has been very patient when it comes to the Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey clown that resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The two-term president, that polls show, has surpassed the Beatles, E...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump's Personal Vagazelizer Tests Positive

Ivanka Trump's Personal Vagazelizer Tests Positive

Ivanka Trump's personal Vagazelizer today tested positive for Covid-19. The President's little temptress was furious to find out that someone servicing her so personally had contracted a disease. Ivanka Trump was not available for comment, but sou...

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Funny story: Scientists find a parasite in the White House

Scientists find a parasite in the White House

Washington, DC. - New epidemiological studies have found a never-before seen microbe replacing the "Leader of the Free World", President Donald Trump, with some conspiracy paranoia and total ineptitude facing the global pandemic that is taking lives.

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Funny story: The New White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, Said That She Will Never Lie – BOOM! Her First Sentence Is Her Very First Lie

The New White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, Said That She Will Never Lie – BOOM! Her First Sentence Is Her Very First Lie

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany, 32, held her very first press conference, and the new press secretary clearly showed the assembled reporters that she is going to soon become Sarah Huckabee Jr. Kay-Kay, as Anthony Scaramucci calls her, attende...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Tremendous Hope For Coronavirus Cure

Trump Announces Tremendous Hope For Coronavirus Cure

US President Donald Trump raised the hopes of US citizens yet again, yesterday, with what he called "tremendous positive news" about research into a cure for the deadly coronavirus. "We've been looking at the moon", he told reporters at yesterday'...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has told the news media that President Trump is very upset with his second son, Eric. Erico, as he is called by his step-mom, Melania, recently told a sports magazine that he had gone to Africa and shot 16...

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Funny story: President Trump Pays a Visit to the Extremely Sexy Hope Hicks

President Trump Pays a Visit to the Extremely Sexy Hope Hicks

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – The president was in Annapolis visiting his favorite former White House staffer, Hope Hicks. Hicks, who was Trump’s chief White House counselor, suddenly resigned her position on Tuesday, September 12, 2017, at 2:30 am under...

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Funny story: Trump Gets A Disinfectent Enema: Doctors Not Sure Turd Will Live

Trump Gets A Disinfectent Enema: Doctors Not Sure Turd Will Live

Donald Trump was hospitalized today after apparently experimenting with a Lie-sol disinfectant enema at the White House. Officials became concerned when the President did not show up for the daily Covid-19 briefing. "I saw him watching a story on...

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Funny story: Schizophrenics reach out to themselves

Schizophrenics reach out to themselves

Social distancing and all the paraphernalia that goes with it are causing those with split personality conditions a headache - or two. "It ain't easy," said Brad Park, currently being treated for schizophrenia. "I wear a facemask when I speak to m...

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Funny story: A Woman is Warned That if She Flies a Drone Over The White House Again the Drone and Her Will Both be Shot

A Woman is Warned That if She Flies a Drone Over The White House Again the Drone and Her Will Both be Shot

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States Secret Service has had a nice long talk with a Miss Patsy Marie Stockard, 26, of Adelphi, Maryland. Miss Stockard, who is an unemployed pole dancer, was caught flying her Explorer Magellan X-13 Drone over the W...

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