WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Most everyone agrees that the first lady’s speech was truly a good speech, but everyone is trying to figure out just exactly who the hell she was talking about.
Granted she mentioned her husband’s name (Donald) a total of 53 times, but the sentences did not fit what POTUS is actually doing.
Melania taking a cue from her hubby, threw in some lies of her own. She said that the president cares about everyone regardless if they’re from Ireland, Herzegovina, or Guatemala.
The first lady then tossed in another lie saying that Donald wants half of the White House tour guides to be black.
And then the first lady, who looked stunning in her $17,000 Francois de Cul designer Army original, threw out the whopper of the night.
Melania's little beady eyes, got even beadier, when she stated that the president recently went down to the border, and released every single child from those dreadful, pitiful, barbarically inhumane cages.
In closing Melania stated “We must not forget about history, because without history, we would not have the past, and without the past, we would not have geography."