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5 July 2020

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.

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Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...

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Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Across the world there have been images on trees, rocks and even the sky that have reminded people of God, Jesus, his mother and all kinds of natural and supernatural phenomena.

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Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...

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George Bush Becomes "Vagina Warrior" - Spears Nominated 'Poster Child' for Vagina Movement

In stirring news today at the White House, your president, George Bush declared that he was a "vagina warrior" and will employ the implacable, Brittany Spears as poster child for the vagina movement. The term, "vagina warrior" com...

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Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest. Ms Spears has been t...

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TV Gynecologist Discusses a Woman's (BLEEP) Problems

Miss California Endorses Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina

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Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Woman With World's Largest Vagina Suffering From World's Largest Yeast Infection

Pregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return

Sexy Super Spy Anna Chapman's Ginger Vagina Deported To Moss Cow

Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

Megan Fox's Vagina Deemed Prettiest in World

Celebrity misquotes

Spoof writer's nightmare comes true as New Mexico spaceport incarnates as Britney's vagina

Woman With World's Freshest Vagina Sues California Pageant Commission!

Biggest cock in the world!

Dublin- Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Dunfinkin.

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Search for World's Most Beautiful Vagina Takes World's Most Interesting Man To South Carolina On Snatch Quest!

The area is electric with the news that eccentric recluse, noted satyr and voyeur, Fernando Monte Verde, The World's Most Interesting (& irresistible) Man was coming to the Grand Strand on a talent search for the woman with the World's Most Be...

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Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers

Britney Spears may have to once again reconsider her clothing choices following an appearance on a local De Moines, Iowa TV show. The "Gimme More" singer performed a bizarre impromptu routine while dressed in a skin-tight l...

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Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "

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Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

The long rumored and whispered sexual liaisons between the hot blonde Hollywood icon and the political dynasty of the Kennedy's apparently is now confirmed. The perfectly pickled and preserved pussy of MM was opened wide yesterday by a team of forensic dentists at the world renown Mengle Forensic Dentistry Institute, Buenos Airies, Argentina. By comparing the dental records of Robert Kennedy to...

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Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away." A seasoned Broadway veteran, she responded to her release by network execs...

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Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.

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Al Gore Claims He Invented Britney Spears Vagina

Al Gore, who once claimed that he invented the internet, has now taken credit for another piece of American legend: the popular and often over exposed vagina of Pop tart Britney Spears. Gore announced this to reporters outside of a Democratic town h...

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Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties

Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke. The better...

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Woman With World's Largest Vagina Visited by Ghost of Johnny Cash

RENO, NV - While spending a night at the Reno Casino Hotel, the woman with the world's largest vagina was visited by the ghost of The Man In Black, say sources. Initial reports suggest the hotel was built on the same spot Cash allegedly shot a man,...

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Controller Of Sexy Spy Anna Chapman's Vagina Subject To CIA Manhunt

Washington DC - Friday - The Central Intelligence (?) Agency today announced the launch of an international manhunt, with the objective of arresting the controller of sexy Russian ginger spy Anna Chapman's vagina. It is thought that since Ms Chapm...

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Virgin China Vagina?

Beijing- All is not well within world's first neocapitalist communist rice superpower. China's much criticised and ill conceived one child policy is finally bearing fruit and to the frustration of government officials; that fruit bears mostly...

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The "World's Greatest Vagina"... up for Grabs

At an auction in Sotheby's London, a photo of what experts describe as "the world's greatest vagina" was unveiled. Dubbed "The Source" media coverage at the auction was global. However, owner of the vagina was not named and speculation is rife; but i...

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Superbowl Half-time Spectacular Features Britney Spears' whistling 'The Star Spangled Banner' out her Vagina

After the tawdry boob-fest offered by Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson at last year's Superbowl, it was hoped that the half-time entertainment, at this years Colts verses Bears clash, would be the epitome of family fun.

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