Funny story: Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.

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Funny story: World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest...

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Funny story: Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "

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Funny story: Virgin China Vagina?

Virgin China Vagina?

Beijing- All is not well within world's first neocapitalist communist rice superpower. China's much criticised and ill conceived one child policy is finally bearing fruit and to the frustration of government officials; that fruit bears mostly...

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Funny story: Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away." A seasoned Broadway veteran, she responded to her release by network execs...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...

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Funny story: Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Across the world there have been images on trees, rocks and even the sky that have reminded people of God, Jesus, his mother and all kinds of natural and supernatural phenomena.

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Funny story: Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

The long rumored and whispered sexual liaisons between the hot blonde Hollywood icon and the political dynasty of the Kennedy's apparently is now confirmed. The perfectly pickled and preserved pussy of MM was opened wide yesterday by a team of forensic dentists at the world renown Mengle Forensic Dentistry Institute, Buenos Airies, Argentina. By comparing the dental records of Robert Kennedy to...

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Funny story: Spoof writer's nightmare comes true as New Mexico spaceport incarnates as Britney's vagina

Spoof writer's nightmare comes true as New Mexico spaceport incarnates as Britney's vagina

New Mexico - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Veteran Spoof writer and New Mexico resident Jalapenoman is in hiding tonight as "one of his worst nightmares" took a step closer to incarnating on his home turf in the shape of Britney's vag...

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Funny story: Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...

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Funny story: Winslet Upset at Airbrushed Bush

Winslet Upset at Airbrushed Bush

London - Kate Winslet, an adamant PETA proponent, is livid at Vanity Fair magazine after her coverphoto shoot, seen in this month's issue. Apparently the airbrush allegations that the magazine is defending are true. Winslet appeared on this m...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina Snapped Up By ITV

Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina Snapped Up By ITV

Following their sensational sacking last year, the Man With The World's Largest Penis and the Woman With The World's Largest Vagina have been snapped up by ailing media giant Indiscriminate Television Corporation. (ITV) In an astonishing U-turn, I...

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Funny story: Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Fertile Crescent, Syria - A 500ft Hindenberg-like inflatable drone shaped like the Queen of Halloween's punani has crossed into Islamic State airspace close to rebel-held territory of Mount Skrotomb. Insurgents immediately stopped bobbing for app...

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Funny story: Woman With World's Largest Vagina to Speak at Oscar Mayer Funeral

Woman With World's Largest Vagina to Speak at Oscar Mayer Funeral

MADISON, WI - The woman with the world's largest vagina has cancelled several performances of her wildly successful "World's Largest Vagina Monologues" to honor her dearly departed friend, Oscar G. Mayer. Mayer is perhaps known best for being able...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Former singing star Britney Spears was whisked away from her Los Angeles home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which yesterday announced that it was retiring...

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Funny story: Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Silicon Valley, CA - The Internet, a computer network built by NASA scientists as a means of distributing pictures of Britney Spears' vagina, is on the brink of imminent collapse, according to network analyst Ron Powers. "Look at the massive netwo...

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Funny story: Penis Monologues, Sequel to Vagina Monologues, Debuts on Broadway

Penis Monologues, Sequel to Vagina Monologues, Debuts on Broadway

The Penis Monologues, a sequel to the very popular and award winning The Vagina Monologues, is scheduled for a Friday evening opening on Broadway. The play has is about men and their relationship with their reproductive organs. All shows for the...

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Funny story: Vagina Psychiatrists Say Most Vaginas Suffer From Claustrophobia or Schizophrenia

Vagina Psychiatrists Say Most Vaginas Suffer From Claustrophobia or Schizophrenia

Vagina psychiatrists at Oral Robert University just announced the results of a twenty year blind study. They closely followed and studied a group of ten thousand vaginas for a period of twenty years. The findings of this study will change the way vaginal psycho analysis are conducted and their psychotherapy. Back in the early seventies there was a wide spread epidemic of claustrophobic vaginas...

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