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28 May 2023

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.

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Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "

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The Sexy Montreal Junior College Cheerleaders Will Be Appearing On "Canada’s Got Talent"

MONTREAL, Canada – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has confirmed that the Montreal Junior College cheerleaders, known as the Beavers, will in fact appear as contestants on Canada’s version of “America’s Got Talent,” called “Canada’s Got Ta…

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Britney Spears Insists That Her Pussy Is Not Lopsided

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears the blonde songstress, who is 41, but looks 39, told a reporter with The Daily Drama, that contrary to what two ex-boyfriends have said, her muffin (aka beaver) is not at all lopsided. Spears told Cindere…

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A List of 10 Euphemisms For The Word Vagina

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle writes that the word vagina first came into use back during the winter of 1808. According to The American Research Group, the V-word, which describes the female reproductive or…

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Ice Cream Maker Brought Vagina Cream Mainstream

The Great British Ice Cream Company food scientists explain how they created the new vulva Phish Food flavor by unlocking the secrets to their Vagina Cream Swirl. Male and lesbian customers were nothing but grateful when The Great British Ice C…

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Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

A Cincinnati Woman's Vagina Is So Big, She Says She Can Store Two Pounds of Peanuts In It

Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties

Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Woman With World's Largest Vagina Suffering From World's Largest Yeast Infection

A Hot, Sexy, 2nd Grade Teacher Has The Most Beautiful Pussy In Louisiana

Megan Fox's Vagina Deemed Prettiest in World

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up

The New Hampshire Senate Says No To The Word Vagina

Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina Snapped Up By ITV

The Biggest Vagina in Europe Belongs To a Petite Woman Who Stands 5-foot-2, and Weighs 103 Pounds

Scores Missing After Statue of Liberty's Vagina Breaks Loose

Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"

DETROIT, MI - Today, the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were axed to "keep [their] damn kids quiet." "I been axin' you all morning to shet up them damn kids!" shouted Roni Witherspoon, 28, a downst...

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Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Across the world there have been images on trees, rocks and even the sky that have reminded people of God, Jesus, his mother and all kinds of natural and supernatural phenomena.

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Adam Lambert: Man With World's Largest "Mangina?"

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Sympathetic North American Idol fans, in a show of support for this year's runner-up Adam Lambert, voted the rising star "The Man With the World's Largest Mangina." The honorary title was bestowed upon him by means of votes cast at...

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World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.

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A vagina is a terrible thing to waste

Stovington, Vermont - The Vagina Appreciation Guild In North America (VAGINA) has released a study in which they claim that America's vaginas are grossly underused. Indeed, their interviews of 1,000 vaginal life support systems (women) showed disa...

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Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...

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Funny story - A Philadelphia Pole Dancer is The Nation's First Female To Receive An Artificial Vagina, An Artificial Hymen, and Artificial Sex Hormones

A Philadelphia Pole Dancer is The Nation's First Female To Receive An Artificial Vagina, An Artificial Hymen, and Artificial Sex Hormones

PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News is reporting that a woman in the City of Brotherly Love has just become the country’s very first woman to have what is being touted as intimate tri-surgery. Venus Guffanski, who dances under the stage…

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Mozambican Female Distance Runners Have The Biggest Vaginas In The World

MAPUTO, Mozambique - (Sports Satire) - According to The Skywax & Muskboro Sex Survey Agency (S&M), the country whose females have the biggest vaginas (pussies) is Mozambique. A spokesperson for S&M stated that a total of 19,903 women w…

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Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away." A seasoned Broadway veteran, she responded to her release by network execs...

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UFO or Vagina: Depends on How Horny Your Religion Is

A UFO-shaped cloud frightened and confused people in predominantly Muslim Turkey. They jumped up and down, pointing their fingers, calling on their god. And the bullshit began because it wasn’t really in a UFO shape (that’s just what people with n…

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A Virginia Woman With The Biggest Vagina In The State Says She Has a Husband and Four Boyfriends

IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of Kaylee Villazuela-Cutch, who has the largest pussy in the entire state of Virginia, aka The Old Dominion. The woman is a resident o…

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Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...

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Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

The long rumored and whispered sexual liaisons between the hot blonde Hollywood icon and the political dynasty of the Kennedy's apparently is now confirmed. The perfectly pickled and preserved pussy of MM was opened wide yesterday by a team of forensic dentists at the world renown Mengle Forensic Dentistry Institute, Buenos Airies, Argentina. By comparing the dental records of Robert Kennedy to...

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Vagina Sweat ... by Marjorie

Marjorie Taylor Greene has former links to a fitness organization, and still loves to work out. Her body is toned and taut and tight, and she likes to keep it that way to prepare for her next conspiracy theory debate with the Evil Democrats. While…

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