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17 May 2022

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.

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The World’s Best Vagina Tightening Cream Is Now Available At Walgreens and CVS

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The makers of the best pubic region tightening cream on the market are thrilled to say that it is now finally available in local pharmacies. Dr. Petrov P. Vinalabinio, of Greenland, who invented the cream, which is…

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Japan Develops A Spy Camera That Can Easily Be Hidden Inside A Woman’s Vagina

TOKYO – (Satire News) – Electronic reports filtering out of Japan are that the country’s biggest spy camera company Spy Cameras & Stuff has just developed a revolutionary camera. The camera was developed as a means to capture clandestine opera…

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A Gynecologist in Greenland Discovers An Amazing Cream That Will Tighten Womens Vaginas By As Much As 72%

NUUK, Greenland - (Satire News) – One of the world’s leading gynecologists has just made an amazing discovery that will have millions and millions of women all over the world smiling from ear-to-ear. Dr. Petrov P. Vinalabinio, who knows more abou…

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World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.

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Ice Cream Maker Brought Vagina Cream Mainstream

The Great British Ice Cream Company food scientists explain how they created the new vulva Phish Food flavor by unlocking the secrets to their Vagina Cream Swirl. Male and lesbian customers were nothing but grateful when The Great British Ice C…

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A vagina is a terrible thing to waste

"Hey There, Vagina" Song Soars Into Top Ten

Adam Lambert: Man With World's Largest "Mangina?"

Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties

Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

The Biggest Vagina in Europe Belongs To a Petite Woman Who Stands 5-foot-2, and Weighs 103 Pounds

The Las Vegas Couple Who Named Their Baby Girl, Vagina, Have Decided to Change Her Name To Keep From Going To Prison

Daniel Day Lewis And Helena Bonham Carter To Play Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina In Tim Burton Biopic

The Godfather Meets Vagina Monologues: Don Gordorino Browneroni and the Labour Signorinas

Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

A Hot, Sexy, 2nd Grade Teacher Has The Most Beautiful Pussy In Louisiana

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that a 26-year-old 2nd grade teacher from Lake Charles, has just had the honor of having her vagina named The Most Beautiful Pussy in Louisiana. The blonde blue-eye…

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Funny story - A Philadelphia Pole Dancer is The Nation's First Female To Receive An Artificial Vagina, An Artificial Hymen, and Artificial Sex Hormones

A Philadelphia Pole Dancer is The Nation's First Female To Receive An Artificial Vagina, An Artificial Hymen, and Artificial Sex Hormones

PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News is reporting that a woman in the City of Brotherly Love has just become the country’s very first woman to have what is being touted as intimate tri-surgery. Venus Guffanski, who dances under the stage…

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A Female Taliban Soldier Admits She Has 2 Vaginas

CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – Afghanistan's Sandstone News Agency is reporting that a female member of the Taliban’s famed 82nd Division has revealed that she has two pussies (pun intended). Banbula Sin Gee, who is a jeep driver, fir…

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A Brooklyn Woman Caught Selling Marijuana To a Priest and a Nun

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story regarding the latest scandal in the Catholic church. It appears that a disgruntled Donald Trump baser was so mad at the Catholic church that she went into the “Our Sist…

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Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"

DETROIT, MI - Today, the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were axed to "keep [their] damn kids quiet." "I been axin' you all morning to shet up them damn kids!" shouted Roni Witherspoon, 28, a downst...

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A Gynecologist In Reno Discovers One of His Patients Has 3 G-Spots

RENO, Nevada – (Satire News) – A doctor in Reno has just informed BuzzFuzz that one of his patients (whose name he refused to release) has an astoundingly amazing 3 G-spots. Dr. Clement P. Pushmuffin, 64, said that in his 37 years in the female in…

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Missouri Has Just Outlawed Penis Flashing

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri – (Satire News) – Missouri has been known as “The Show Me State” for 201 years. Back in 1993, a group of Republican state senators said that they wanted the state slogan changed since it was outdated as hell. They argue…

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Woman With World's Largest Vagina Visited by Ghost of Johnny Cash

RENO, NV - While spending a night at the Reno Casino Hotel, the woman with the world's largest vagina was visited by the ghost of The Man In Black, say sources. Initial reports suggest the hotel was built on the same spot Cash allegedly shot a man,...

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The Sexy Montreal Junior College Cheerleaders Will Be Appearing On "Canada’s Got Talent"

MONTREAL, Canada – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has confirmed that the Montreal Junior College cheerleaders, known as the Beavers, will in fact appear as contestants on Canada’s version of “America’s Got Talent,” called “Canada’s Got Ta…

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Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest. Ms Spears has been t...

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Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Dating is a slipper slope in the best of circumstances but add a little adversity to the situation and it could seem almost impossible to find a suitable mate. Well a woman with a malady that could be considered a little adversity has found the pe...

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Missouri Reports That The Most Popular Word in The State is "Vagina"

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri – (Satire News) – After conducting an extensive study at a cost of $675,000, to the Missouri taxpayers, the “Show Me” state has just announced the results. A spokesperson for the state, Jonas Quickfoot, 63, stated that the…

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Female Comedian Uses The Word Pussy 217 Times in Her Stand-Up Routine

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One of the most popular female stand-up comedians in the country has just made it into the Guinness Book of World Records. California-born Cinderella Zephyr recently performed a 20-minute comedy routine in the fame…

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Double Fanny Flash Disaster For TV Dance Show Judges

Embarrassment on a monumental level descended on producers and judges alike of UK TV dance contest 'Dancing On Ice In Too Much Make-Up Without Knickers' when contestant Fanny Dripping fell over at the end of her sequence and exposed what has been des...

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