Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder
The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.
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Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina
There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...
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Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect
Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest...
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World's hairiest pussy!
Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Spoof writer's nightmare comes true as New Mexico spaceport incarnates as Britney's vagina
New Mexico - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Veteran Spoof writer and New Mexico resident Jalapenoman is in hiding tonight as "one of his worst nightmares" took a step closer to incarnating on his home turf in the shape of Britney's vag...
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Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina
Across the world there have been images on trees, rocks and even the sky that have reminded people of God, Jesus, his mother and all kinds of natural and supernatural phenomena.
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Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"
Senator Mitch McConnell: I have a Vagina and Can Empathize with Women on Healthcare
Local Writer Botches Miley Cyrus Vagina Story Costing TheSpoof! Gobs of Valuable Readers
Punctuation Marks Sue Emoticons Over Patent Infringement
Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks
Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho
Woman With World's Largest Vagina to Speak at Oscar Mayer Funeral
Ed Ball's Build Your Own Vagina Project in a Flap!
Al Gore Claims He Invented Britney Spears Vagina
Talk about emotions yo-yo ing all day. Man. U. Sob!
Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises
Superbowl Half-time Spectacular Features Britney Spears' whistling 'The Star Spangled Banner' out her Vagina
Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers
Britney Spears may have to once again reconsider her clothing choices following an appearance on a local De Moines, Iowa TV show. The "Gimme More" singer performed a bizarre impromptu routine while dressed in a skin-tight l...
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Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'
NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away." A seasoned Broadway veteran, she responded to her release by network execs...
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Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties
Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke. The better...
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To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign
President Bush and his wife Laura announced today that the federal government will attempt to promote their Abstinence Only program and discourage teenage boys from having sex with a new $1.2 Billion 'Just say NO to vagina' advertising campai...
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Vanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"
05 Oct 07, LOS ANGELES, CA, USNA-- Political action committee Strippers for Ron Paul debuted actress Vanessa Anne Hudgens as their new official spokesmodel at a press-flesh conference yesterday. Hudgens spoke passionately but eloquently about Constit...
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West Coast Woman Whose Vagina Fell Out Offered Her Own Reality Show
WHIRLPOOL, Washington - Madison Hickenkiss, the 39-year-old mother of 17 biological children has made national news as being the first American born woman to have her hoo-ha fall out, literally fall out of its moorings (so to speak). Mrs. Hickenki...
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Woman With World's Largest Vagina Suffering From World's Largest Yeast Infection
NEW YORK CITY, NY - The year's breakout Broadway sensation, the "World's Largest Vagina Monologues," has been indefinitely cancelled after its star was diagnosed with the world's biggest yeast infection. "I had noticed a slight burning, itching s...
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5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered
The vagina of a 5000 year old mummy, just discovered in an overlooked antechamber of King Tutankhamun's tomb, has a fully functional vagina. Archeologist, Doctor Wendell Waddrippins, a modern day Indiana Jones, announced this amazing discovery.
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Shilpa Shetty blames Jade Goody's 'landfill site' vagina for medical woes
Mumbai - (Tasteless Crap Mess): Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty has hinted that 'having a vagina like a landfill site' is more likely than bad karma to be responsible for Celebrity Big Racist ranter Jade Goody's medical woes. The Big Boss star tol...
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Double Fanny Flash Disaster For TV Dance Show Judges
Embarrassment on a monumental level descended on producers and judges alike of UK TV dance contest 'Dancing On Ice In Too Much Make-Up Without Knickers' when contestant Fanny Dripping fell over at the end of her sequence and exposed what has been des...
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Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink
Deke Skeever, owner of an adult toy/erotic goods store in San Francisco called The Pansy's Saddle has had a series of complaints and possible lawsuits lobbed his way this past week because of a product he sells - an inflatable sex toy designed to...
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Paris Hilten Shows Her Pussy Flaps to US Presidential Candidates!
As a part of her 'fake' presidential campaign, Paris Hilten showed of her Pussy Flaps to the real presidential candidates earlier today in a media frenzy that has bored the world. Hilten, best known for going out, getting pissed and generally fuck...
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Sexy Super Spy Anna Chapman's Ginger Vagina Deported To Moss Cow
Russian stand-up comedienne, super spy, sex bomb, and holder of an allegedly ginger vagina, Anna Chapman, was today deported by US Immigration Services for spying. And having a ginger vagina. Chapman, who allegedly (no reporting restrictions he...
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Worlds Oldest Gynecologist Has Seen Over 10 Million Vaginas and Supports Ron Paul!
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Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis
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Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople
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Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes
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Search for World's Most Beautiful Vagina Takes World's Most Interesting Man To South Carolina On Snatch Quest!
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Vagina And Labia To Be Renamed
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Melissa Joan Hart, Samantha Fox Beg: Our Vaginas Are Still Relevant!
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Woman With 2 Vaginas Seeks Man With 2 Penises
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Michigan Republicans Outlaw Vagina, Promise Armed Response
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Doctor Fanny and Britney's vagina
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Laura Bush's Pussy Goes Missing
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Vagina Breakfast Platter?
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Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina
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Husband of Woman with World's Largest Vagina 'Ready' for National Breast Appreciation Day
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Britney Spears Upset Her Crotch Pictures Not News Story of Decade
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"Hey There, Vagina" Song Soars Into Top Ten
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Congressman Paul Ryan Shirtless
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Playboy Playmates
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