Spoof Vagina Stories A Smash Hit With Gynaecologists

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Monday, 21 June 2010

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Vagina Stories - Not Everybody's Cup Of Tea

The ever present rash of vagina stories, long a staple feature on the satirical website TheSpoof.com may not be popular in all quarters, but, somewhat surprisingly, members of the National Gynaecological Society in the UK have voted the articles a smash hit.

In their monthly magazine 'Up The Chuff' the NGS membership have cited TheSpoof.com as a major source of relaxation and 'must have' chill out material for its members.

Doctor Wesley Snatch of the London Vagina Hospital told us:

"When I've had a hard day at the office, prodding and poking and shining lights up vaginas, spreading them with surgical instruments and generally righting wrongs, it's great to come home at night, log on to TheSpoof.com and read dozens of hilarious vagina stories. It kind of reminds us minge mechanics that there's a funny side to vaginas."

Rumour has it that TheSpoof.com is to be honoured by the NGS board of governors for services contributing to the comedic well being of Gynaecologists. A spokesperson for the website told us that they'd probably run a vagina story writers competition, and the cunt that won it would travel to London on an all expenses paid weekend to accept the award.

Which will probably be a golden vagina with a Parker pen stuck up it, or out of it, or something.

One Spoof writer told us:

"It's just a bit of fun really, but the ladies should always remember to take regular smear tests and visit their GP right away if they notice anything untoward going on Below Decks."

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