PARIS, France – (Satire News) – One of Europe’s leading men’s magazine’s Vagin Illustrated has just done a story on a woman who works at Seins Restaurant, which is the French equivalent of America’s Hooters Restaurant.
The woman named Lea Mia Poupon, 27, who hails from the coastal town of Le Labia, stands 5-foot-2-inches tall and only weighs 103 pounds.
Her ex-boyfriends all say that she is actually quite shy, except when she is having sexual relations, and then it’s ‘Katy bar the door’ as they say in Oklahoma.
Miss Poupon’s gynecologist informed Vagin Illustrated that her beaver (pussy) weighs an amazing 9½ pounds. When he was asked what the average, standard, run-of-the-mill muffin weighs he replied, somewhere between 4 and 5 pounds.
Lea Mia, who is currently engaged to a French Fry exporter, shyly revealed that she has to have her panties specially made with an industrial-type crotch gusset.
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