Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 2 February 2012

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Surprise, guess what's between these jeans

Dating is a slipper slope in the best of circumstances but add a little adversity to the situation and it could seem almost impossible to find a suitable mate.

Well a woman with a malady that could be considered a little adversity has found the perfect mate. The woman has the distinction of being born with a vagina that developed into two vagina's. So who would be a perfect mate for a woman with such special needs? A man with two penises.

A new internet dating site named, "Problem Date" that specializes in people with unusual physical traits or mental limitations got the unusual request. The two tunneled woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, contacted the site and informed them of her special situation and unique needs. Well they put out feelers and unbelievably located a man with two members to fill her request.

A spokesperson for the site said, "this just goes to prove there is a need for our service, there are many people out there with needs outside the norm and we intend to fill that void with happiness and companionship".

According to friends of the new couple they are happy as can be now that they have found each other. It's a match made in heaven. The perfect case of double your pleasure double your fun.

From Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollywood Ca 90028

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"To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another."
Or in this case two happiness's

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