CONCORD, New Hampshire - (Satire News) - The state senate of New Hampshire has voted to ban the use of the word Vagina.
Sen. Lucy DuBrizzi, 76, of Cunt Creek, New Hampshire, said that her constituents, who are all church-going folks cringe whenever someone mentions the explicit name Vagina.
The senator said that, she herself is an avowed atheist, but even she does not like to hear the "V" word mentioned in public places like McDonalds, Target, tire shops, Best Buy, or strip clubs.
The vote to prohibit the uttering of the euphemism for pussy was 83 to 12, with 5 abstentions.
In a Related Story. The senate did vote down the law that would have prohibited the use of the word "Prick" by a vote of 94 to 6.
