Funny story: Man United Captain Harry Maguire Has Coronavirus Immunity

Man United Captain Harry Maguire Has Coronavirus Immunity

As scientists raced to find a cure for the deadly Coronavirus yesterday, hope for humanity sprang from an unlikely source, when it was announced that Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, had shown an immunity to the plague. Magui...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Hull City

Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Hull City

There was great excitement in East Yorkshire this morning, when it was revealed that the former Manchester United, Real Madrid and Juventus star, Cristiano Ronaldo, had signed for Championship strugglers, Hull City. No cash was involved, as the Ti...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Self-Isolating In His Gas Cupboard

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Self-Isolating In His Gas Cupboard

The Coronavirus has completed its first phase of infecting enough people to get humanity's attention, and is now in its second stage: sowing the seeds of fear into the population, and making them think the 'end of the world is nigh'. And so it was...

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Funny story: Liverpool and Manchester United Agree To Play In China With All Proceeds Going To Coronavirus Research

Liverpool and Manchester United Agree To Play In China With All Proceeds Going To Coronavirus Research

LIVERPOOL, England – Representatives from Manchester United and Liverpool recently met at the Paul McCartney Hotel in Liverpool to finalize the plans for both teams to play in Shanghai, China. The two teams will be playing with all of the proceeds...

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Funny story: Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire Has Been Offered A Very Lucrative Contract By The Philadephia Eagles

Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire Has Been Offered A Very Lucrative Contract By The Philadephia Eagles

PHILADELPHIA – Sports Mirror is reporting that Manchester United Captain Harry Mcguire has just been offered a one-year contract to become the kicker for the Philadelphia Eagles. If the 6 foot 4 inch tall Mcguire signs with the Eagles he will beco...

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Funny story: Sir Bobby Charlton Is 82 Today!

Sir Bobby Charlton Is 82 Today!

Sir Bobby Charlton CBE, the former Preston North End and England legend, is celebrating his birthday today - he's 82 years young. Sir Bobby - real name Sir Robert - was injured but survived the 1958 Munich Air Disaster, playing for many more year...

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Funny story: Liverpool Title Bid Derailed As Premier League Considers Season Abandonment Due To Coronavirus

Liverpool Title Bid Derailed As Premier League Considers Season Abandonment Due To Coronavirus

Black clouds were gathering over Anfield this morning, as news reached Merseyside that, due to the threat to public health posed by the Coronavirus, Premier League officials will meet on Monday afternoon with a view to abandoning the football season.

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Funny story: Manchester United: Captain Harry Maguire Says Club Bruges Spelling Is Ridiculous

Manchester United: Captain Harry Maguire Says Club Bruges Spelling Is Ridiculous

Manchester United go into their Europa League last-32 second-leg game against Club Bruges at Old Trafford tonight, with a slight advantage, after their 1-1 draw in Belgium last week gave them an important away goal, but the big news is that the Red D...

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Funny story: Manchester United: 10-Year-Old Fan Says His Dad Wrote Letter To Jürgen Klopp, Not Him

Manchester United: 10-Year-Old Fan Says His Dad Wrote Letter To Jürgen Klopp, Not Him

Daragh Curley, the 10-year-old Manchester United 'fan' who wrote a letter to Liverpool boss, Jürgen Klopp, asking him if he could fix it for the Anfield club to lose a few games so that they might not win the Premier League title, has revealed that i...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Fans Starting To Get Fed Up Of Harry Maguire

Manchester United: Fans Starting To Get Fed Up Of Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who joined the Reds in an £80million deal last July, is one of the most popular footballers in the world at the moment, but that hasn't stopped some 'journalists' chuntering about the amount of pr...

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Funny story: Liverpool To Be Crowned Premier League Champions Tonight

Liverpool To Be Crowned Premier League Champions Tonight

In an unprecedented, and landmark action in the history of the Football League earlier today, it was announced that Liverpool are to be crowned Premier League champions at midnight tonight, despite nearly half of the season still remaining. The Re...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says United Can Still Do It

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says United Can Still Do It

There were wild celebrations at Old Trafford on Sunday afternoon, in what was Manchester United's third victory over their city rivals Manchester City this season, but there was confusion during the post-match press conference when captain, Harry Mag...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title

Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title

Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, has spoken to reporters about the disappointment he experienced this morning, when he went downstairs to make his breakfast, picked up a newspaper to read the football pages, and realised that his team...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, is in hot water with team coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, this morning, after he let it be known that he plans to turn out for a local Sunday League team at the weekend. Maguire, 26, incurred the Norwegian's...

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Funny story: Pancake Day Latest: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Is Going Round To His Mum's House Later

Pancake Day Latest: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Is Going Round To His Mum's House Later

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who cost United £80million when he joined them last summer, has confirmed he will be going round to his mum's house on Tuesday, for a special Pancake Day treat. According to Maguire...

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Funny story: The Philadelphia Eagles Are Interested In Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire

The Philadelphia Eagles Are Interested In Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire

PHILADELPHIA – A spokesperson for the NFL Philadelphia Eagles has said that the team has expressed an interest in signing Harry Mcguire, the current captain of the Manchester United Red Devils to a lucrative contract. The Sports Mirror has learned...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Wants To Score Goals

Harry Maguire Wants To Score Goals

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, has told team-mates that, despite his success at the club, and his pivotal role in the Old Trafford back four, he harbours a secret desire to score goals, and lots of them. Maguire...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Harry Maguire Victim Of Anonymous Prank After Someone Shits In His Football Boots

Manchester United's Harry Maguire Victim Of Anonymous Prank After Someone Shits In His Football Boots

An investigation is underway at Old Trafford this evening, after it was found that Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, had become the unwitting victim of a senseless and evil prank, and that some filthy animal had taken a s...

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Funny story: Manchester City Boss Pep Guardiola Tipped For Spain Job

Manchester City Boss Pep Guardiola Tipped For Spain Job

In the aftermath of the two-year European club competition ban handed to Manchester City, this week, for breaching Financial Fair Play (FFP) regulations, it's been rumoured that coach, Pep Guardiola, has been linked with a job back in his native Spai...

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Funny story: Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster

Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster

Rumours emanating from Anfield this morning are that Liverpool will seek to strengthen their defence in the summer, after their present back four was 'taken to the cleaners' in yesterday's 3-0 defeat at Watford. They will be making a serious £100m...

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