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Angry Liverpool Fan Sues Club for Breach of Trust

Funny story: Angry Liverpool Fan Sues Club for Breach of Trust

Unhappy Liverpool fan Julian Cowell-Bennett, 39, is opening legal proceedings against Liverpool football club on the grounds that the club have failed to deliver on the promise given to him when he began supporting the club in September 1978, at the...

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Football's Offside Rule altered

Funny story: Football's Offside Rule altered

The offside rule in football, which nobody has ever fully understood no matter how many times it has been explained to them, was changed today, and first came into effect at the crucial match between Chelsea and their visitors Manchester United. P...

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Ashley Cole And John Terry Spotted Laughing After Champions League Disaster

Funny story: Ashley Cole And John Terry Spotted Laughing After Champions League Disaster

An independent witness claimed last night to have seen Chelsea and England stars Ashley Cole and John Terry laughing as they boarded the team bus at Old Trafford following their team's season ending defeat in the Champions League quarter final second...

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Ronaldo the Winker Has the Same Name as Other Ronaldos

Funny story: Ronaldo the Winker Has the Same Name as Other Ronaldos

The diving, cheating but otherwise ballerina-like Portugal and Manchester United footballer, Christiano Ronaldo, is now officially called Ronaldo Ronaldo, after the old Ronaldo surprised Ronaldos everywhere...

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Ovrebo bids for UEFA Final between Man U and Barca

Funny story: Ovrebo bids for UEFA Final between Man U and Barca

Controversial referee Tom Ovrebo has appealed to UEFA Referee's committee for the officiating of the UEFA Champion's League Final between FC Barcelona and Manchester United FC. He says this is the only way to punish Didier Drogba, John Terry and M...

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Jose Mourinho Sacked As Football Finally Goes Mad

Funny story: Jose Mourinho Sacked As Football Finally Goes Mad

In what might be seen as the end of several chapters in football history today, Manchester United coach, Jose Mourinho, was sacked, and will join the dole queue tomorrow. United, although not having a great season, are in 6th place in the Premier...

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Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe

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Football Gossip: West Ham Women, Abramovich Cash, Clarke's Kilmarnock Faux Pas, Mourinho vs. Pogba

Funny story: Football Gossip: West Ham Women, Abramovich Cash, Clarke's Kilmarnock Faux Pas, Mourinho vs. Pogba

BBC Sport has apologised after its report of West Ham Women's third straight win in the Women's Super League was headlined "West Ham Women Thrash Bottoms of Yeovil Ladies 5-0" saying it should have read "West Ham Women Thrash Bottom Side Yeovil Ladie...

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