Manchester United v Liverpool

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 20 March 2010

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Some Silent Lambs This Afternoon In A Field Near Old Trafford.

Manchester United v Liverpool - the real clash of the titans. As the north west football giants square up to one another once again, this time on the hallowed turf of Old Trafford, it's the match everybody's talking about.

It's THE event of the weekend.

The only things the fans of these two clubs have in common is they both support 'reds' and they unanimously object to their respective American owners.

As the inhabitants of the real two cities in a TALE OF TWO CITIES this really is the game that people just can't stop talking about.

Unless they're talking to us.

Then they won't say a word. We tried the streets of Manchester and we tried the streets of Liverpool but nobody would talk about the match that everybody's talking about.

Nobody.

Not a single soul would talk about the match that everybody's talking about.

Which was all a bit of a let down really.

More silence as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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