Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 30 September 2019

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Sir Winston Churchill

BILLINGSGATE POST: Actually, what former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was quoted to have said was: “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”

Accordingly; why should anyone in their right mind take Monkey Woods seriously when Dr. Billingsgate is available?

Of course, we are talking about the battle for the hearts and minds of British sport fans who have been following the travails and histrionics of Manchester United’s defenseman, the illustrious Harry Maguire.

To put this in perspective, the rivalry between Sir Winston Spencer-Churchill and British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, infamously known for his policy of appeasement toward Adolf Hitler prior to World War II, ranks well below that between Harry Maguire chroniclers, Monkey Woods and Dr. Billingsgate.

Churchill saved England from speaking German. Monkey Woods might be instrumental in turning the English language into gibberish.

Slim: “What’s left to be said?”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. The choice is obvious.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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