BILLINGSGATE POST: Details are irrelevant. But it seems that ever since he was suspended from Manchester United for playing with his under-Inflated balls, things have gone down hill for the beleaguered Maguire.
The domestic yak (Bos grunniens) is a long-haired domesticated bovid found throughout the Himalayan region and as far north as Mongolia. Not unsophisticated, for millenniums yaks have always been looking for a better life, doing whatever necessary to integrate themselves with Homo sapiens.
The City of Manchester has a number of watering spots or pubs where different species might, with a wink and a come-hither glance, bond hermetically with someone with half as many legs.
Well, it happened. Luka, a domesticated yak of questionable lineage, filed a palimony suit, naming Harry Maguire as “a person of interest.”
Slim: “Maguire must have had one too many.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Fermented yak milk can make you do some crazy things.”