Carlos Tevez calls Coronation Street shit

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Tuesday, 7 June 2011

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Carlos Tevez can never set foot in Manchester again.

Reports are coming in that the Argentinian has appeared on a TV chat show in Buenos Aires and has called Coronation Street "mierda".

He claims the bacon sarnies in Roy's Rolls are "mierda" too and that he would not feed Betty's hot pot to his dogs.

Tevez broke down and admitted to a huge TV audience that he is "depressed" after years of supping pints with Kevin and Tyrone in The Rover's Return.

The Manchester City striker also called Ken Barlow "a boring fart" and Norris "an old nonce".

Tevez then laid into the women in Coronation Street:

"Rosie Webster is fit but the machinists in Underworld are all minging slappers".

He also slammed Hayley Cropper as "uglier than Gary Neville".

Both City and United fans are up in arms and vandals have defaced the "Welcome to Manchester" billboard that was erected as a homage to
the Argentinian.

A writer on Twitter has claimed this is a ploy by the Argy to get an improved contract:

"#whining manc..the ugly dago wants more £££ he can fuck off back to the Falkland Islands".

The Manchester City star earns £250,000 a week and has recently bought a house in Cheshire.

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