Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu
The Chinese government's ban on restaurants from serving food on the bodies of naked women has led to a flood of 'Sushi Suzies' trying to find work in the West. But initial reports indicate the culinary requirements of a different culture...
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Japan Sells Supersized "Blue Whale Burger," McDonald's to Follow
TOKYO (UPI)-In a move that has enraged environmentalists, a fast food chain in Japan has begun offering a supersized "Blue Whale Burger" even as anti-whaling nations urged Japan to cut back on its whale catch at an international conference on whaling...
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Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus
PORT TRINITY, TN - Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.
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I tried not to eat for 3 days; this is what happened!
As the title suggests, I didn't eat for three whole days and I'm here to tell you about the crazy journey that was my life during that time. Day 1: I woke up feeling super motivated to start my fast. I was convinced that this was going to be the…
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The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!
IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door. After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...
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President Trump Has Gained 47 Pounds Since He Lost The Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, says that he is very concerned about Trump having gained 47 pounds since getting soundly defeated in the presidential election. The doctor said that Trump has a…
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Department of Homeland Security Seizes Taco Bell
A Harlem Pole Dancer Wins The Giant Cinnamon Roll Eating Contest
Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune
Paula Deen Swears The Marijuana Was Not Hers
Famine Victims Can't Believe Some Of The Crap Food Aid That's Thrown At Them
Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps
Why the French live so long: Food and Sex
Fat kids encouraged to do more sport
Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan
Robert Pattinson asks about Blood
Insideout at the Inn
Eat the Poor, They’re Good For You
Danish Cheese Stinks
A tiny EU nation stuck above North Germany, home to Legoland, a naked mermaid, and Peter Schmeichel, is causing quite a stir across the North Sea. Those residing on the outer-periphery of EU unification are about to be invaded by something that ca…
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The World’s First Transgender Sumo Wrestler Gets Her Ass Kicked
KAGOSHIMA, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The Saki-Saki News Agency has stated that the world’s first transgender wrestler, Yamaha Wasabi, 37, has lost for the first time in her 12-month career. Wasabi, who weighs a whopping 521 pounds, was clobbered b…
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Whole Foods To Be Renamed 'MILF Central'
Bezos is said to have had another epiphany on one of his late night rocket rides to the edge of space: Why not just rename his Whole Foods stores for what they are best known for, the hottie MILFs in almost every isle. A survey showed that pretty…
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He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah
Minneapolis (Bakers Daily News)-Spread the good news! Spread the butter! Spread the margarine! He gave his life to save the world of its breakfast sins! And today he is risen, to sit at the right hand of the eggs and morning...
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Man Had Beef, Peppers And Onions With Rice For His Tea
A man whose wife may not be the best cook in the world, but who puts her heart and soul into it all the same, has revealed how he was served up an appetizing meal yesterday evening, consisting of beef, peppers and onions, with a sideplate of boiled r...
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Neanderthals, 70,000 Years ago, Were the First Chefs - Ate Meat and also Veggie Burgers
Neanderthals are our close cousins. I saw a fascinating article about Neanderthal cooking and looked it up on Google. Imagine yourself back 70, 000 years ago living with others in a huge cave in Iraq. There is a Julia Child type older Neand…
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"Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.
Brussells, Belgium. Members of a twelfth century religious sect, known as The Eternity Cult, have written a 19 page letter to the Belgian Prime Minister indicating that life on earth will end in approximately 142 days unless world leaders impress on...
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President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys
WASHINGTON, D.C., Nov. 21 — In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House this morning, President Biden continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. While Forbes estimates that…
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Aldi Release Vegan Friendly New Snack
The budget supermarket chain, Aldi, has announced it is releasing a vegan friendly 'add boiling water' snack that they insist does not contain any traces of meat, especially dog meat, after recent allegations that some processed food contained traces…
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"Surprise Meat" Latest in Healthier Animal Products Market
Recognizing that cows, chickens, pigs, and other farmed animals are flooded with stress hormones like cortisol and adrenaline in the moments of anticipation prior to their brutal slaughterhouse death, making their flesh that much unhealthier for huma...
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Norway Is Extremely Concerned About The Sardine Shortage
OSLO, Norway – (World Satire) – The government of Norway is very worried about the sardine shortage that has hit the Scandinavian country. Concern over the oily forage fish situation has all Norwegians worried-as-hell. The term sardine is also…
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A List of Governor Chris Christie's 12 Favorite Foods
There is perhaps no politician in the United States who enjoys eating more than Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey. Governor Christie adheres to the adage popularized by 70s musical icon David Crosby who said on many occasions that he had never met food that he did not like. The New Jersey governor has revealed that he weighs 351 pounds and chuckles that about 198 pounds is water weight.
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Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick
A male actor in a TV advertisement for some potato chips, was wearing an extraordinary amount of lipstick, leading one viewer to think, not unreasonably, that the man might have been a homosexual. The chips, Jacks, a product by Calbee, are delicio...
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Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus
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Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu
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He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah
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"Surprise Meat" Latest in Healthier Animal Products Market
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The World’s First Transgender Sumo Wrestler Gets Her Ass Kicked
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Norway Is Extremely Concerned About The Sardine Shortage
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Whole Foods To Be Renamed 'MILF Central'
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President Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys
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Neanderthals, 70,000 Years ago, Were the First Chefs - Ate Meat and also Veggie Burgers
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I tried not to eat for 3 days; this is what happened!
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Japan Sells Supersized "Blue Whale Burger," McDonald's to Follow
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Tinned fish giants produces Tuna-friendly dolphin
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The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!
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A List of Governor Chris Christie's 12 Favorite Foods
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"Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.
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Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick
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Man Had Beef, Peppers And Onions With Rice For His Tea
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President Trump Has Gained 47 Pounds Since He Lost The Election
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Danish Cheese Stinks
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Aldi Release Vegan Friendly New Snack
