Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant
Gladys Hornswagger of Morristown, Tennessee blames her ruined date with 'that hot nerd' Griffin Gaskey, on their date at the new Taj Palace Plus Restaurant in nearby Knoxville. The proprietors told the couple that their food was authentic Indian b...
Read full storyThe World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!
IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door. After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...
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Athlete's Gastronomic Buffet Fare at Sochi Olympic Village
Redneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook
Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout
U.S.D.A. Determines Product Called Buffalo Wings is False Advertising
Cannibals To Be Looked After Post-Brexit With Stockpiling of Human Body Parts
Spoof Writer Survives Near Death Experience from Herd of Moose During Alaskan Adventure!
Michigan Woman Sees A Vision of Kim Kardashian On Her Muffin
Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus
Warning: Dining Early may Cause Advanced Aging
New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg's Latest Food Restriction Is Un-American
103rd Way to Die: McDonald's!
Leading Groceries Pull Peanut Products, Blame George Washington Carver!
Nothing Beats a Timex
East Otis, Massachusetts, in the foothills of the Berkshire Mountains, is the kind of place that can be seen only from the air. Some wags—especially those who enjoy a little night life, ethnic food, and cable television—have observed that from the air is the only way to see East Otis. There is a reservoir, which everyone calls a lake, in East Otis; and my wife's parents used to have a cottage—...
Read full storyPaula Deen Swears The Marijuana Was Not Hers
NEW ORLEANS - The former Queen of Cooking who has now become the nation's number one persona non grata was in the Big Easy hoping to land a job as a greeter at one of the town's Cajun food restaurants. As she was leaving the restaurant after her i...
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Forgotten Yogurt Mourned
An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...
Read full storyThe United States To Do Away With The Food Stamp Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a year-long undercover investigation that has uncovered thousands of unethical and illegal practices and schemes attributed to the current Food Stamp Program, President Obama has issued a presidential directive eliminating th...
Read full storyFood Allergens A Hoax
A shocking report released yesterday by controversial nutritionalist, Professor Sol T. MacAdamias, claims that food allergens are a hoax, like Piltdown Man and Hitler's Diaries.
Read full storyFoods Our Mom Made Us Eat That We Tried to Feed to the Dog
1. beef liver 2. brussel sprouts 3. canned spinach 4. Hamburger Helper 5. boiled canned peas 6. okra 7. pickled beets 8. gizzards 9. liverwurst 10. lima beans 11. pickled pig's feet 12. prunes 13. pickled herring 14. turnips 15. beef brains 16. greasy cheesy hamburgers 17. sardines 18. octopus 19. venison 20. limburger ch...
Read full storyPolitical Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form
(IRRP)- Political conservatives all over Washington have started to ban together, forming an informal coalition, to ban the use of the Food Pyramid. The Pyramid which has been in use since the 1960's, has gone under revision several times, is on...
Read full storyFried Egg Was Cooked Too Long For Man's Liking
An egg that was pan-fried in sunflower oil until the yolk was a pale yellow color, which could then be "bitten and chewed", had been cooked for too long, in one man's opinion. The egg, served to Moys Kenwood, 55, by his wife as part of a sausage,...
Read full storyVictoria Beckham has Brush with Carbohydrates
LOS ANGELES - Rail thin pop celebrity Victoria Beckham was rushed to Cedars-Sinai hospital over the weekend after a close brush with some carbohydrates. David Beckham said that while the couple has been through a lot together this gave them a "rig...
Read full storyOranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges
An agitated orange lashed out at his citric brethren for attempting to distinguish themselves from oranges. Cracky McOrange has stated that he does not see any real difference between tangerines and oranges, and thinks that the separate designation...
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Master Chef rocked by controversy
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Continued Failure To Vet Beef Supplies Would Result In Flogging A Dead Horse, Says Food Industry
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Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"
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Burger King to Unveil New "Sandwich" Sandwich
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Famine Victims Can't Believe Some Of The Crap Food Aid That's Thrown At Them
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Candid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say
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Moonie pastor's shark racket
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Chunky Monkey Scandal
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FDA says: "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" to cease hostilities for now as Sub-Commander George Clooney signs Armistice
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American Obesity Rates Dropped Under Bush but Obama Threatens Progress with Food Program
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EU leak: More foods given protected status
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Ipswich Man Wins Right to Eat Cat
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Carnivorous Weightlifter Finds a "Vegan" Diet that Works for Him
