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Forgotten Yogurt Mourned

Funny story: Forgotten Yogurt Mourned

An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...

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The United States To Do Away With The Food Stamp Program

Funny story: The United States To Do Away With The Food Stamp Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a year-long undercover investigation that has uncovered thousands of unethical and illegal practices and schemes attributed to the current Food Stamp Program, President Obama has issued a presidential directive eliminating th...

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Food Allergens A Hoax

Funny story: Food Allergens A Hoax

A shocking report released yesterday by controversial nutritionalist, Professor Sol T. MacAdamias, claims that food allergens are a hoax, like Piltdown Man and Hitler's Diaries.

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Foods Our Mom Made Us Eat That We Tried to Feed to the Dog

Funny story: Foods Our Mom Made Us Eat That We Tried to Feed to the Dog

1. beef liver 2. brussel sprouts 3. canned spinach 4. Hamburger Helper 5. boiled canned peas 6. okra 7. pickled beets 8. gizzards 9. liverwurst 10. lima beans 11. pickled pig's feet 12. prunes 13. pickled herring 14. turnips 15. beef brains 16. greasy cheesy hamburgers 17. sardines 18. octopus 19. venison 20. limburger ch...

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Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

Funny story: Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

(IRRP)- Political conservatives all over Washington have started to ban together, forming an informal coalition, to ban the use of the Food Pyramid. The Pyramid which has been in use since the 1960's, has gone under revision several times, is on...

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Fried Egg Was Cooked Too Long For Man's Liking

Funny story: Fried Egg Was Cooked Too Long For Man's Liking

An egg that was pan-fried in sunflower oil until the yolk was a pale yellow color, which could then be "bitten and chewed", had been cooked for too long, in one man's opinion. The egg, served to Moys Kenwood, 55, by his wife as part of a sausage,...

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Victoria Beckham has Brush with Carbohydrates

Funny story: Victoria Beckham has Brush with Carbohydrates

LOS ANGELES - Rail thin pop celebrity Victoria Beckham was rushed to Cedars-Sinai hospital over the weekend after a close brush with some carbohydrates. David Beckham said that while the couple has been through a lot together this gave them a "rig...

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Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

Funny story: Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

An agitated orange lashed out at his citric brethren for attempting to distinguish themselves from oranges. Cracky McOrange has stated that he does not see any real difference between tangerines and oranges, and thinks that the separate designation...

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