Harry and Meghan publish cookbook
Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, and his wife Meghan 'The Duchess' Markle have begun their independent life by publishing a cookbook. His Royal Highness said, "We wanted to begin to live under our own steam, and we felt that this was a brilliant way…
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KFC Addresses the Rumor That They Fed Their Chickens Picante Sauce To Produce a Naturally Spicy Chicken
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – The Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation wants to address a rumor that apparently first started in Pensacola, Florida. Reignbeau Berra, who is KFC’s director of advertising, said that she first heard about the rumor from her 1…
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Man Wondered Where His Favorite Plate Had Gone
A man, who many of his acquaintances believe may be a borderline sufferer of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), is reported to have become frustrated, irritated, annoyed and, finally, enraged, when he couldn't find his favorite plate last night, an…
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Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu
The Chinese government's ban on restaurants from serving food on the bodies of naked women has led to a flood of 'Sushi Suzies' trying to find work in the West. But initial reports indicate the culinary requirements of a different culture...
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50% off meals will reinvigorate hospitality sector - but lardy lockdown bingers fear meals will simply be half size
The government's post-Coronavirus strategy will support ailing restaurants and tackle the lockdown binging obesity crisis by providing half a meal, at full price, for fatties. ‘This government isn’t going to sit on its arse, we’ve got an appetit…
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He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah
Minneapolis (Bakers Daily News)-Spread the good news! Spread the butter! Spread the margarine! He gave his life to save the world of its breakfast sins! And today he is risen, to sit at the right hand of the eggs and morning...
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Man Opened Crackers, Only To Find Them Smashed To Smithereens
Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form
Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"
Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!
Ohio Officials Bust Amish Farmer for Selling "Milk Raw"
My Life with Postman Pat - by Jess the Cat
Man Was Disappointed That It Wasn't Fish And Chips For Tea
Big Phil Says "Change Is Good!"
"Surprise Meat" Latest in Healthier Animal Products Market
Mississippi Updates Its Flag
Louisiana Pastor Asks Followers to Send their Stimulus Checks to Churches Instead of Buying Food!
Blagojevich Ignores Waiter's Recommendations, Orders Poached Salmon
Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!
Sports writers have been celebrating the 12,000 calorie diet that has made Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps perhaps the greatest aquatic athlete in history. When spoofster, Pointillius Pointer read about the swimmer's eating regimen leading up to the O...
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Pumpkin Chips Were Even Tastier Than Onion Chips!
A man who, only last week, revealed that some onion chips he purchased and ate during a roadside stop on the way home from a market were "delicious", has now said that a packet of pumpkin chips he bought a few days later were even more tasty than the...
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Bloke Whose Arse Exploded Is Out Of Danger
A man who was taken to hospital after his arse exploded has been told by medical staff that he is "lucky to be alive", but is now out of danger, and at home recovering. The man, Dave Cannon, suffered a severe attack of the phenomenon known as 'Rec...
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US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes
Thousands of United States citizens have sneaked over the border into Quebec by stowing away in boxes on UPS trucks. They are looking for better paying jobs and are demanding free education, health care, housing, and food stamps from the Canadian go...
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Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus
PORT TRINITY, TN - Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.
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Fat kids encouraged to do more sport
Japanese companies have begun investing heavily in the UK in people who they see as sports stars of the future - but they are not choosing the most athletic types. The Japanese name for Britain is "Shibō Orokamono no Shima", which translates as "isla...
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Cannibals To Be Looked After Post-Brexit With Stockpiling of Human Body Parts
People who eat people will "not be forgotten about" after Brexit, sources say. Following the revelations earlier this year from Brexit minister Dominic Raaaaab that the Government is stockpiling food and medicine in case of a No Deal, it has now b...
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The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!
IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door. After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...
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Local Hospital Opens Another Shitty Food Court
Local Hospital, Last Resort Methodist, has opened its second food court in an effort to get more patients into the hospital. “The first food court didn’t have enough disease in their food. This time, with options like McFryBird and Lard Cow, we’r...
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Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep
After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...
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Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune
A man has suffered severe facial deformities after inventing a new type of prune. 'GM foods are becoming more and more popular, but this is one example we should not dismiss.' Benit Row of the food safety commission. 'I've never seen anything...
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Mama Odie makes pork rinds at home
LOUISIANA- An estimated 500 people showed up to Mama Odie's Easter Sunday pork cracking dinner. The menu was composed of only pork cracking and beer. The dinner was followed by a Run/Walk pig Trot to see who would be the winner of a pig skinned j...
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