Funny story - Man Was Disappointed That It Wasn't Fish And Chips For Tea

Man Was Disappointed That It Wasn't Fish And Chips For Tea

A man who was absolutely famished and looking forward to sitting down to a plate of fish and chips for his tea last night, was disappointed to learn that, unfortunately, fish wasn't on the menu, due to his wife having arrived at the market too late.

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Funny story - Book Breaks Record At Library

Book Breaks Record At Library

It's taken for granted in this, the digital age, where we can download printed matter to various technological devices, that books are less popular than they once were, but one book, in particular, has broken all records at a city library - for remai...

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Funny story - Mississippi Updates Its Flag

Mississippi Updates Its Flag

Biloxi, MS - The state of Mississippi is trying to shed its image as the most racist state in the Union, even deciding to take down their 126 year old flag, which is part confederate. But what to replace it with? ...hmmm? (or in Mississippi's cas...

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Funny story - Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu

Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu

The Chinese government's ban on restaurants from serving food on the bodies of naked women has led to a flood of 'Sushi Suzies' trying to find work in the West. But initial reports indicate the culinary requirements of a different culture...

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Funny story - Government Corruption Scandal: Someone ate Tim's panini

Government Corruption Scandal: Someone ate Tim's panini

Someone else has eaten Tim's turkey BLT panini right out of the Town Hall break room fridge. First reports of the scandal emerged at around 12:45 p.m. Wednesday afternoon. Tim Sullivan, the town's Economic Development Director, is alleged to b...

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Funny story - Ariana Grande Says That Due to Sheltering in-Place She Has Gone Down in Weight From 108 to 97

Ariana Grande Says That Due to Sheltering in-Place She Has Gone Down in Weight From 108 to 97

FORT WALTON BEACH, Florida – The petite singer, Ariana Grande, who has won just about every music award possible, says that she is feeling a bit on the semi-depressed side. Grande, who stands 5-foot-1-inch tall, told the iRumors News Agency that,...

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Funny story - Man Had Beef, Peppers And Onions With Rice For His Tea

Man Had Beef, Peppers And Onions With Rice For His Tea

A man whose wife may not be the best cook in the world, but who puts her heart and soul into it all the same, has revealed how he was served up an appetizing meal yesterday evening, consisting of beef, peppers and onions, with a sideplate of boiled r...

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Funny story - The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door. After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...

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Funny story - A Couple Holds Up a Food Bank

A Couple Holds Up a Food Bank

CHEYENNE, Wyoming – With food banks popping up all over the place due to the COVID-19, it was inevitable that one would get held up. The Cheyenne Police Department reported that the First Food Bank of Cheyenne was held up by two individuals that w...

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Funny story - Bloke Whose Arse Exploded Is Out Of Danger

Bloke Whose Arse Exploded Is Out Of Danger

A man who was taken to hospital after his arse exploded has been told by medical staff that he is "lucky to be alive", but is now out of danger, and at home recovering. The man, Dave Cannon, suffered a severe attack of the phenomenon known as 'Rec...

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Funny story - Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Strong man from Northern Pakistan, Arbab Khizer Hayat, has responded sympathetically to a fellow hulk's plight who came forward yesterday. This new figure in the mammoth male field felt obliged to share his experience with Mr. Hayat after the latt...

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Funny story - Kirstie Alley Says Paula Deen Is Her New BFF

Kirstie Alley Says Paula Deen Is Her New BFF

NEW YORK CITY - Kirstie Alley recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and talked about the two times she's appeared on Dancing With The Stars. She revealed to Morgan that dancing with Maksim Chmerkovskiy was the greatest thing in the world but i...

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Funny story - Fat kids encouraged to do more sport

Fat kids encouraged to do more sport

Japanese companies have begun investing heavily in the UK in people who they see as sports stars of the future - but they are not choosing the most athletic types. The Japanese name for Britain is "Shibō Orokamono no Shima", which translates as "isla...

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Funny story - Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

PORT TRINITY, TN - Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.

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Funny story - Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune

Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune

A man has suffered severe facial deformities after inventing a new type of prune. 'GM foods are becoming more and more popular, but this is one example we should not dismiss.' Benit Row of the food safety commission. 'I've never seen anything...

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Funny story - Duke, the Bush Bean dog, put to death

Duke, the Bush Bean dog, put to death

Duke, the famous talking dog from the Bush bean commercials, was put to sleep this morning after selling the company's secret family recipe to a competitor for an undisclosed price.

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Funny story - Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

(IRRP)- Political conservatives all over Washington have started to ban together, forming an informal coalition, to ban the use of the Food Pyramid. The Pyramid which has been in use since the 1960's, has gone under revision several times, is on...

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Funny story - Chirac 'jokes about British food' as he gobbles down African snails with vodka at G8 summit

Chirac 'jokes about British food' as he gobbles down African snails with vodka at G8 summit

Chirac, Schröder and Vladimir Putin have already set an appallingly bad example at the start of the G8 summit as they have been photographed eating to excess whilst others in the world go without food. The Giant African snails were flown into Gleneag...

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Funny story - Candid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say

Candid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say

PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Scientists at Leland Stanford Junior University announced today a discovery that may explain why so many Thanksgiving dinners go downhill so fast and end so unpleasantly.

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Funny story - Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Scientists at the Scientific Test Area for Recent Vegetable Eating (S.T.A.R.V.E.) have confirmed that the vegetarian movement may be causing a significant shift in the natural order of our food chain.

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