Kentucky Votes To Expand The 3-Second Rule To 9-Seconds

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 8 January 2023

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The American Food Board expects other states to follow suit.

FRANKFORT, KENTUCKY - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just stated that the Kentucky state legislature has just voted to expand the 3-second rule.

Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz noted that the 3-second rule, which has been in effect in the the US since World War II, states that if someone, (an adult or child), drops a food item (i.e. candy, a sandwhich, a banana, shushi, a cheese ball, etc.) then if it is picked up within 3-seconds, it is still hygienically edible.

Kentucky's legislatures voted to expand the 3-second rule to 9-seconds, due to the high prices of food items and products.

So by a vote of 93 for, 5 against, and 2 abstaining, the new 9-second rule will go into effect immediately.

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