Written by Cumman

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

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I'm hungry

Fat Frank or Lumpy Lampard, decided to stop eating yesterday. But only to ask for more food. "Give me some hamburgers and chips and pepperoni pizza with a side of steak."

Quite possibly the most overrated football in the history of the game, Frank Lampard, is still somehow in the England Sqaud. A squad that comprises of players that are a good hundred times better than him. Players like Steven Gerrard, the man with a fucking annoying voice but phenomenal footballer that Zidane and Kaka love, Wayne Rooney, the incredibly ugly but incredibly brilliant footballer, and, perhaps pushing it, fucking Emile Heskey, sure he's big and shit but he does better than that Fat shit will ever do.

Lampard, who for some reason that other fat cunt Martin Samuel sucks off, should just fuck off.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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