Robert Pattinson asks about Blood

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 30 April 2010

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I know Mr Jani he does not eat or Drink

After reading a story about a man who claims to have survived for 70 years eating nothing Robert Pattinson, is searching for answers as to whether there is any truth about vampires or people eating blood and could they survive on blood alone.

Robert read this bizarre story about Prahlad Jani, an 82 year old man from India, who claims that for seventy years he has survived on nothing but spiritual energy. So Robert decided to investigate surviving on nothing or drinking blood.

In searching for evidence Robert discovered that it only takes a small amount of blood in the stomach to make a human being sick so it looks like all these vampire stories are just nonsense. A human can survive for up to 5 weeks without food but only for 3 days without water so this man Mr Jani, in India, has amazed scientists because he has been watched closely for six days and has not had any food or water.

Robert intends to follow the story of Mr Jani, closely to see if there is any proof that he has survived 70 years without food or water.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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