A List of Governor Chris Christie's 12 Favorite Foods

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 30 July 2013

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Governor Christie has boasted that he can eat 23 cupcakes in 42.5 seconds.

There is perhaps no politician in the United States who enjoys eating more than Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey.

Governor Christie adheres to the adage popularized by 70s musical icon David Crosby who said on many occasions that he had never met food that he did not like.

The New Jersey governor has revealed that he weighs 351 pounds and chuckles that about 198 pounds is water weight.

According to American Spotlight Magazine, the governor has appeared on the Food Network more times than any other person in the history of the network.

Governor Christie was recently interviewed by Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and asked what his favorite foods are.


  1. Chocolate Covered Hot Dogs
  2. Leg of Lamb On-A-Stick
  3. Quadruple Meat Hamburger
  4. Sweet and Sour Whale Fin Casserole
  5. Tofu Smothered in Platypus Tonsils
  6. Rack of Raccoon
  7. Stir-Fried Anteater-Sushi Soufflé
  8. Barbecued Hippo Ribs
  9. Grilled Giraffe Tongue Sandwiches
  10. Tamales Marinated in Duck Ovaries
  11. Kangaroo Kabob
  12. Pickled Crocodile Bagels

WRITER'S NOTE: We actually asked Governor Christie to give us a list of 10 food items but he kind of got carried away and so we ended up with 12. -PICO DE GALLO, Tittle Tattle Tonight

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