Funny story: Trump's Fourth Of July Celebrations To Be "Astronomically Expensive"

Trump's Fourth Of July Celebrations To Be "Astronomically Expensive"

The annual fourth of July celebrations, commemorating the Declaration of Independence of the United States on July 4, 1776, have always been celebrated on its anniversary, and this year will be no different. One major difference this year, howeve...

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Funny story: Amazon To Lay Off Staff As Pre-Christmas 'Rush' Doesn't Happen

Amazon To Lay Off Staff As Pre-Christmas 'Rush' Doesn't Happen

Amazon, the online shopping retailer, has said that it is facing being forced to make staff at its distribution centers redundant, as online sales for Christmas have fallen way below expected targets. Sales of goods are 28% down on those in the fi...

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Funny story: Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam

Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam

Tel Aviv - (Sorry Ass Mess): The Israeli secret intelligence service is hopping mad after Off-the-Wall-St trader Bernard Madoff lost 95% of the Mossad's pension fund in his $50 billion hedge fund collapse. "How come we didn't see this one coming?"...

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Funny story: Gingrich Advocates full "prison-based economy" in order to compete with Chinese sweatshop labor

Gingrich Advocates full "prison-based economy" in order to compete with Chinese sweatshop labor

On Tuesday, at a $100,000 per plate GOP luncheon, Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich talked about the importance of lowering the cost of production in America, if we are to effectively compete with the burgeoning Chinese economy. "The Chinese fo...

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Funny story: Osbourne uses example of Iggy Pop to defend cuts

Osbourne uses example of Iggy Pop to defend cuts

George Osbourne has used the sad example of punk-rock god Iggy Pop in order to defend massive government cuts in public spending. Pop, a hugely sucessful singer/songwriter fell on hard times in the late noughties due to his irresponsible spending habits and penchant for gambling huges swathes of money on internet bumfights. 'Whilst I'm not the biggest fan of his "music" myself' Osbourne told...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'

Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'

New York City - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has declared war on what he says is the leading cause for America's ongoing fiscal crisis - bankruptcy. In fact, Romney revealed that his entire economic/fiscal policy is tied to the co...

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Funny story: The Trump Economic Miracle Explained by His Followers Using One Easy Chart

The Trump Economic Miracle Explained by His Followers Using One Easy Chart

Washington - Donald Trump and White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders have recently described the economic period established in February of this year under his administration as the "Trump Miracle", and his dwindling number of followers a...

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Funny story: 'Grow Your Own' Embraced By Trend-Conscious Middle Classes

'Grow Your Own' Embraced By Trend-Conscious Middle Classes

In recent years, many people have chosen to devote some of their garden space to the growing of food crops. Initially, such amateur production was exclusively directed towards vegetables and fruit. Increasing numbers of hobby gardeners, however, are now experimenting with cereal crops. Since Kate Moss revealed in Hello Magazine that she grew wheat in the garden of her small London home, this...

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Funny story: Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Throughout the ages, great breakthroughs have often resulted from a lucky interface between unconnected fields of research. It seems that just such a coincidence may be close to explaining the current economic poo pile that we find ourselves living i...

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Funny story: Stock Market Collapses

Stock Market Collapses

As an amazing run of poor luck continued on the Stock Market, traders were left facing 'total ruin' after high winds yesterday blew the stalls down. The 'early forecast' had been good, but squally showers mid-morning, and strong breezes coming fro...

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Funny story: Britain not in recession, and never has been

Britain not in recession, and never has been

George Osborne, the Human Resources manager put in charge of the economy of the UK, has admitted that due to a slight technical error (Osborne: "In the previous administration, mention that!") made by the previous administration, austerity measures w...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart and Suze Orman team up to give some banking advice in these hard economic times

Martha Stewart and Suze Orman team up to give some banking advice in these hard economic times

New York, New York After a brief commercial break, we find the cooperate homemaker and convicted felon, Martha Stewart, and the former waitress turned baby boomer financial wizard, Suze Orman, on location at Martha Stewart's ranch late at night, w...

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Funny story: City Centre Retail Success Story Keeps On Growing

City Centre Retail Success Story Keeps On Growing

The value of being selected as the UK City of Culture has been proven beyond all shadow of a doubt, after the news that Hull, the 2017 incumbent, has expanded its city centre retail trade exponentially, according to local gossip. Despite losing it...

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Funny story: Collection agency goes after House Speaker John Boehner

Collection agency goes after House Speaker John Boehner

Washington, DC - China wants its money back, and it wants it now. Not surprisingly, the target of the Communist nation's demands is conservative poster boy John Boehner (R-Ohio), the Speaker of the House. Things are getting so bad, Boehner has asked the FBI for protection. His main problem: a collection agency is aggressively pursuing him to repay upwards of $1.2 trillion in debt. That figure i...

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Funny story: S&P Downgrades God to a BBB Minus Rating

S&P Downgrades God to a BBB Minus Rating

New York -- S&P, one of the world's three major ratings firms, has downgraded its rating of Almighty God from AAA to BBB minus. The move is expected to dramatically cut prayer time between the Creator and those whom He created. More impor...

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Funny story: What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up

What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up

New York -- After more than five years of intense investigations and calculations, a panel of 27 accountants has discovered the direct cause of the ongoing collapse of the world's economy. Its finding: A bookkeeper for a tax accounting firm head...

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Funny story: Phantom Executive Order causes confusion, controversy 

Phantom Executive Order causes confusion, controversy 

Reports surfaced late today--and then were quickly squelched--that President Obama had signed "Executive Order 666" declaring that "Every person in the world is now officially a US citizen, with all the rights, privileges and entitlements which go al...

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Funny story: Shoplifting Now UK's Fastest-growing Industry

Shoplifting Now UK's Fastest-growing Industry

There was brighter news for industry today, when it was announced that, despite poor performances in nearly all the UK's industry sectors, there was one major area of growth - shoplifting. Whilst energy, manufacturing, the services sector, financi...

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Funny story: Protestors Camp Out in Newspaper Office and No One Notices

Protestors Camp Out in Newspaper Office and No One Notices

New York- Today, reporters at the city's most prestigious newspaper office kept working as usual as protestors from the Occupy Wall Street movement set up a base camp in their building. A protestor who goes by Greg stated that he and a few of his...

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Funny story: IMF Explains How World Debt Crisis Is To Be Solved By "Imaginary Economics"

IMF Explains How World Debt Crisis Is To Be Solved By "Imaginary Economics"

The institutions and regulators of the global financial system today made an unprecedented joint announcement that will change the underlying basis of the global economy. These institutions and regulators, which include the International Monetary...

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