Funny story - Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam

Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam

Tel Aviv - (Sorry Ass Mess): The Israeli secret intelligence service is hopping mad after Off-the-Wall-St trader Bernard Madoff lost 95% of the Mossad's pension fund in his $50 billion hedge fund collapse. "How come we didn't see this one coming?"...

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Funny story - Rees-Mogg made Brexit minister - promises to drag UK economy into 19th century

Rees-Mogg made Brexit minister - promises to drag UK economy into 19th century

In a desperate attempt to distract attention from his failures, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has appointed top-hatted Victorian gentleman Jacob Rees-Mogg as Brexit Minister. The news comes in the same week that the government's own figures reveal…

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Funny story - Building Society Near Collapse Hits Howard Hard

Building Society Near Collapse Hits Howard Hard

The near collapse of the Halifax Building Society this week has had a big effect on bespectacled employee Howard Thingy this week. The employee who was plucked from the obscurity of cashiers desk to become a singing sensation for the many tedious...

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Funny story - Jobs Given Blow As Apple Chief

Jobs Given Blow As Apple Chief

Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs has been given a blow in the top position of America's most profitable company. Jobs has been given a blow before as Chief Executive of Apple between 1984-1997, when he left the company after falling out with coll...

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Funny story - Bush Was Text Messaging While American Economy Crashed!

Bush Was Text Messaging While American Economy Crashed!

The dangers of cell phones have been rumored to be relete. Cancer of the ear, jaw and cheekmay be one of the mobile phones hazards. Car smash ups, train wrecks and soon to an airport near you, plane crashes all have been attributed or will be to the...

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Funny story - Peroxide Hoarding Reported in Nation's Capitol Following Trump Victory

Peroxide Hoarding Reported in Nation's Capitol Following Trump Victory

The small supply room at Color Me Crazy, a Northwest Washington DC salon, is bursting to capacity. Yesterday it doubled as a break room for 4 stylists but today, bottles of peroxide and noxious gas fill the space. "We haven't ordered peroxide in at...

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Funny story - The Trump Economic Miracle Explained by His Followers Using One Easy Chart

The Trump Economic Miracle Explained by His Followers Using One Easy Chart

Washington - Donald Trump and White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders have recently described the economic period established in February of this year under his administration as the "Trump Miracle", and his dwindling number of followers a...

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Funny story - Lehman Brothers too small and sound to save, says Fed

Lehman Brothers too small and sound to save, says Fed

New York, New York - Negotiations broke down between Lehman Brother representatives and that of the feds for a federal bailout when the accounting books disclosed that Lehman Bothers did not qualify under the Bush's "Too Big to Fail" economic doctrin...

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Funny story - UK Inflation Set To Devastate Britain

UK Inflation Set To Devastate Britain

In a blatant attempt at trying to make something out of a non-event, British newspapers today suggested that an inflation rate of 2% was an unbelievably dangerous and devastating threat.

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Funny story - Bush Bailout Continues

Bush Bailout Continues

The Bush Administration, led by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulsen and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, facing an incredulous Main Street America and a dumb & dumber Congress, has promulgated additional components to their most recent foray t...

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Funny story - Dead cat bounce as Wall Street rallies on Bush sub-prime slop-bucket scam

Dead cat bounce as Wall Street rallies on Bush sub-prime slop-bucket scam

Off-the-Wall-St, NY - (Ass Mess): Wall Street has reacted with a classic dead cat bounce following news of the Bush Administration-created hedge fund equivalent of a sub-prime slop bucket to absorb US banks' dodgy punts. US Treasury Secretary Hank...

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Funny story - The Bush-McCain $700 billion banker bailout: One billion dollars to each of the top 700 bankers

The Bush-McCain $700 billion banker bailout: One billion dollars to each of the top 700 bankers

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush and John McCain revealed on Saturday that their $700 billion dollar banker bailout entails giving one billion dollars to each of the top 700 Wall Street bankers they know. "Sure one billion dollars sounds like...

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Funny story - Obama catches 7 fishes; feeds the entire East Coast with an 'Economic Miracle'

Obama catches 7 fishes; feeds the entire East Coast with an 'Economic Miracle'

Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts -- Pres. Barack Obama made good use of day three of his summer vacation, catching seven "nice size" striped bass off the coast of this ocean island. But what happened next is being called by some "the economic mir...

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Funny story - USA to change economic metric from GDP to Gross Domestic Weight

USA to change economic metric from GDP to Gross Domestic Weight

Under mounting pressure to demonstrate an economic turnaround, the United States Bureau of Labor and Statistics has decided to change the metrics being used to measure economic growth. The principal economic metric will now be the Gross Domestic Weig...

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Funny story - Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.

Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.

New York City - The nation is sleeping through the wrong American Dream, and needs only to wake up to avoid the nightmarish problems it is facing. "If you don't think you're dreaming, examine the evidence that proves otherwise," said Kilgore Trout...

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Funny story - Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Throughout the ages, great breakthroughs have often resulted from a lucky interface between unconnected fields of research. It seems that just such a coincidence may be close to explaining the current economic poo pile that we find ourselves living i...

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Funny story - Gerald Ratner poised to swoop on Goldman Sachs

Gerald Ratner poised to swoop on Goldman Sachs

Canary Wharf - (Northern Crock Mess): Former trailer-trash jewelery retailer Gerald Ratner is poised to swoop on investment giants Goldman Sachs after the bank's share price nosedived. Ratner, 69, famously caused the bankruptcy of his own eponymou...

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Funny story - The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

For many years, the late Wisconson Senator William Proxmire gave away prizes, called the Golden Fleece Awards, for excesses in government spending. Former winners included an $84,000 study to determine why people fall in love, another government fun...

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Funny story - Illegal Immigration Solution Borders on Genius

Illegal Immigration Solution Borders on Genius

EL PASO, TX (UPI)-U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials are finalizing plans for a new strategy aimed at resolving the out-of-control illegal immigration dilemma plaguing America's workforce, economy and way of life.

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Funny story - "With Every Cloud Comes a Uranium Lining"

"With Every Cloud Comes a Uranium Lining"

Nanotechnology Comes Up With New Levers to Control the British Economy. With the 'incredibly shrinking British economy' comes a life-line: nano-levers. Very small levers for controlling a very small economy. "We need levers that operate...

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