City Centre Retail Success Story Keeps On Growing
The value of being selected as the UK City of Culture has been proven beyond all shadow of a doubt, after the news that Hull, the 2017 incumbent, has expanded its city centre retail trade exponentially, according to local gossip. Despite losing it...
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Obama Credits Open Border Policy for Reducing Debt as 58 M Denied Cost of Living Allowance Increase!
Bailout to Protect Middle Class
Man Offers His Bank Account to be Hacked/Net worth of $16 is said to be incentive for unusual offer
Austerity, Greek-style
Walmart Buys Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch and AIG
An explanation of the financial crisis, for morons
Shoplifting Now UK's Fastest-growing Industry
First Published Presidential Papers! Obama Sends out His Resume Hoping to Find 'a real job!"
World Unfair to US
Romney diet drink proven to be fake
Obama's new jobs promised calls on American workers to make longest commute ever: China, India and Mexico
The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste
Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis
Throughout the ages, great breakthroughs have often resulted from a lucky interface between unconnected fields of research. It seems that just such a coincidence may be close to explaining the current economic poo pile that we find ourselves living i...
Read full storyChurches install Credit Card readers into collection plates
Many Churches around the world have seen a decline in tithing in their congregations since members are not carrying cash as often. The churches decided last week to install credit card readers into the collection plates because most people carry...
Read full story'Grow Your Own' Embraced By Trend-Conscious Middle Classes
In recent years, many people have chosen to devote some of their garden space to the growing of food crops. Initially, such amateur production was exclusively directed towards vegetables and fruit. Increasing numbers of hobby gardeners, however, are now experimenting with cereal crops. Since Kate Moss revealed in Hello Magazine that she grew wheat in the garden of her small London home, this...
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U.S. Money Presses Break Down from Metal Fatigue
Printing more greenbacks than ever before, the presses at several of the Nation's currency factories have had to be shut down due to large plumes of smoke wafting from the internal gears which provide their power. "It's just not a good situat...
Read full storyU.S Economy Crashes As Entire U.S. Male Workforce Over 40 Years Old Resigns Amid Sexual Assault Allegations
USA —It was the great thunderous crash that nobody saw coming. With the growing #MeToo movement sweeping across multiple industries and removing powerful men from their jobs (after they pressured women in their companies to perform sexual favors...
Read full storyHadron Collider's Inter-dimensional Financial Black Hole Blamed For Lehman Brothers Collapse And Coming Depression
Leading scientists and financial experts are agreeing today that the Large Hadron Collider has created a financial black hole so big that all the economies of the west will collapse into a deep depression that will make 1929's Black Tuesday look like...
Read full storyAmazon To Lay Off Staff As Pre-Christmas 'Rush' Doesn't Happen
Amazon, the online shopping retailer, has said that it is facing being forced to make staff at its distribution centers redundant, as online sales for Christmas have fallen way below expected targets. Sales of goods are 28% down on those in the fi...
Read full storySecond Life Inflationary Nightmare
Bad news for home owners in the virtual world of second life as the virtual terrorists have been at it again. The Linden Dollar (L$) is the currency for this pretend world which people are paid for doing jobs and selling items that they have made.
Read full storyTrump Threatens That If He Goes, He's Taking the Economy With Him
Mar-A-Lago, FL aka The Executive Mansion Sarah Huckster Sanders released a statement from Donald Trump warning that the good economy we are having is only going to continue if Trump is President. If anything happens to him, the whole economy is goin...
Read full storyKissinger, Gates & Buffet named as the 'Real KGB' behind Wall Street turmoil
Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ass Mess): "It's all in the initials!" FBI cryptographers commented today about their suspicions that Henry Kissinger, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet may well be the 'Real KGB' behind recent Wall Street turmoil. The topno...
Read full storyEarth's "Earth Day" Message: "Get the hell off me!"
While President Obama used Earth Day to push a "Green Jobs" agenda, the Earth itself sent a mass e-mail urging humanity to develop the technology to move elsewhere. "You guys are worst than head-lice," the message said in part. "The dinosaurs kep...
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A Real Nut Case: Obama and Acorn Represent "Authoritarian Socialism"
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President Obama Plans to Bailout All Industries
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Obama: US Will Generate Billions With One Long Month
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Sales of Swine Flu Provisions Shore Up Floundering US Economy
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America only has Monopoly money left
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OMB's Orszag: Sacrifices Will Be Made
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1959 vs 2011 Menu Prices
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White House Unveils Jobs Plan; key provisions include increased defense spending, national drivers license, and accelerating rate of home foreclosures.
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Dozens of loan sharks stranded on beach
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The Trump Economic Miracle Explained by His Followers Using One Easy Chart
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Bush Proposes Tax Cuts for Rich, Republicans, and Heterosexuals
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Fed reopens IndyMac to rerun in weekend attempt to restore consumer confidence
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Barney Frank Played Hide the Salami with Fannie Mae Lover; Still Blames GOP for Buggered Economy!
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UK Banks Do the "Bailout Boogy"
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Bush hears the case for nuking Iceland
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Obama Adopts Monopoly Money as National Currency
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Golden Balls
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New Government Spending Concepts Unveiled
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GM IPO Just Another Obama Shell Game to Cost Taxpayers!
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Virginia to Adopt the Mexican Peso
