Slacker Struggles to Pretend COVID-19 Has Negatively Affected Him
In the midst of the financial downturn as a result of the COVID-19 epidemic, Sam Josephson of Brooklyn, New York, who admitted to being somewhat of a "slacker," has struggled to maintain the façade that the coronavirus crisis has negatively affected...
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Wilbur Ross Has Lost His Marbles
The US commerce secretary, Wilbur Ross, has been speaking on television and appears, very much, to have lost his marbles. Interestingly, the top of his head looks a bit like a marble. Mr Ross, talking to Fox Business News, commented that the de...
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Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam
Tel Aviv - (Sorry Ass Mess): The Israeli secret intelligence service is hopping mad after Off-the-Wall-St trader Bernard Madoff lost 95% of the Mossad's pension fund in his $50 billion hedge fund collapse. "How come we didn't see this one coming?"...
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Beer To Drop To A Pound A Pint, Cigarettes To 50p A Packet
In a revolutionary initiative driven by breweries, the government, and a delegation from the FTSE's Top 100, beer prices will be reduced to a pound a pint in time for Christmas, with cigarette prices plunging to fifty pence a packet, and the lifting...
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Wall Street's IQ Plunges Below 70, Triggering A 'Too Dumb To Fall' Bailout
New York City - The collective IQ of Wall Street executives has dropped below the mental retardation level for the first time ever, prompting the Federal Reserve to impose the "too dumb to fall" provisions of the Barney Frank Act. Implementing a s...
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The Trump Economic Miracle Explained by His Followers Using One Easy Chart
Washington - Donald Trump and White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders have recently described the economic period established in February of this year under his administration as the "Trump Miracle", and his dwindling number of followers a...
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What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up
Barack Obama Announces New Cost-effective Sport
Stockmarket Freezes And Crashes After New B&B News
Civil Servants Taught To Breathe & Stand Up Straight
Greeks hold a competition to name their new currency
'EU economy shrinks' argument rubbished
Peroxide Hoarding Reported in Nation's Capitol Following Trump Victory
Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating
Illegal Immigration Solution Borders on Genius
Britain enters into Alliance with San Marino, Andorra and the Vatican
Bank of God to End the World's Debt Crisis
Quantum Physics used to explain American Economy
New Crime Wave Spreads Across Britain
As the European debt crises worsens and Britain's economic outlook gets bleaker by the day, a disturbing new crime wave has erupted across the nation. What began with unscrupulous thieves stealing garden gates, television aerials and the lead from...
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Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis
Throughout the ages, great breakthroughs have often resulted from a lucky interface between unconnected fields of research. It seems that just such a coincidence may be close to explaining the current economic poo pile that we find ourselves living i...
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Rate of Wealth Transfer to Rich People Remains Steady after Yellen Testimony
The rate at which wealth is transferred from mostly lower and middle income savers, who keep their money primarily in bank accounts, to the wealthiest Americans remained steady at around 2.0 percent annually, as detailed by Fed Chief Janet Yellen in...
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Gobshite Index Trading Set To Replace Bond Market
A leaked report from Number 11 Downing street has revealed the frightening level of institutionally sanctioned incompetence, and superficiality in the current coalition government. Heinz Skimpton Cheeck'Flailer C.E.O of SUCCUBI Assured Investments P...
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The ATNIC Pandemic
At first, there was no money. Then gold, silver, and precious metals were made into coins, for convenience. Then somebody came up with a "get-rich-quick" scheme, and invented paper money, because precious metals (henceforth called gold) were too heavy and inconvenient. Of course, there was no limit to the supply of paper money, other than the speed at which trees could be turned into paper. So...
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Americans Anxiously Await Matt Damon's Views on Wall Street Abuses and Economy
Many people, including politicians Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, author/activists Charles Ferguson and Noam Chomsky, and economists Larry Summers and Raghuram Rajan, have weighed in on (or denied) the fraud, political manipulations and criminal wrong...
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Churches install Credit Card readers into collection plates
Many Churches around the world have seen a decline in tithing in their congregations since members are not carrying cash as often. The churches decided last week to install credit card readers into the collection plates because most people carry...
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Jobs Crisis OVER: Wage Slavery Up 3%!
The United States Bureau of Labor has reported that for the first time in the past 6 years, unemployment rates have dropped a statistically remarkable 3%, with a corresponding 3% increase in levels of wage slavery. According to President Obama, th...
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Something Fishy on Wall Street
We've all heard of bulls and bears on Wall Street, but salmon? I recently came across an article in which researchers used an MRI to scan the brain of a dead salmon while showing it pictures of human emotions, and to their surprise they discovered that the dead salmon's brain was reacting to the pictures it was shown. Amazing. Myself, being a fast thinking Wall Street fat cat (I am not reall...
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O'Malleys Bank in Ireland Demands Euro Bailout to Avoid Meltdown
Patrick O'Malley, founder, President, Teller, Receptionist and Cleaner of O'Malley's Bank in McGillmara, Ireland, has demanded a financial bailout from the European Union. Without an immediate injection of cash the bank will collapse and take the...
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G20 agree to three month 'best before date' on money
Leaders of the G20 group of failing economies have agreed to avoid devaluation of currencies by applying 'best before dates' to money, during talks in the South Korean capital, Seoul. In a twist that would dizzy a corpse, leaders agreed the measur...
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City Centre Retail Success Story Keeps On Growing
The value of being selected as the UK City of Culture has been proven beyond all shadow of a doubt, after the news that Hull, the 2017 incumbent, has expanded its city centre retail trade exponentially, according to local gossip. Despite losing it...
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Economic Recipes for Nottingham Residents
We show the unemployed and minimum wage earning Nottingham residents, just how they can tantalise their epiglottis, economically. Even in the current financial strife, the common riot torn, criminal ridden, muggings galore, Nottingham peoples find themselves in today. The recipes presented here, were donated by Nottingham unemployed citizens, prisoners, security guards, NHS patients, minimum w...
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UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease
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Second Life Inflationary Nightmare
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Fed. Decision to Create Jobs in Printing Industry Backfires, Anti-dumping Duty Likely
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"You could not credit it!"
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Winston Churchill Arrives to Save the United States from Itself
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Putting the Plug in the Euro Sink
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18 Indications that the UK Economy is Dodgy!
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The Great British Olympics
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Shoplifting Now UK's Fastest-growing Industry
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U.S Economy Crashes As Entire U.S. Male Workforce Over 40 Years Old Resigns Amid Sexual Assault Allegations
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Bradford & Bingley To Become Bingley & Bradford In Image Change
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Potheads Real Cause Of Economic Downturn.
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IMF Expects World Economy to have Slow Recovery
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Banks are getting ready for a second assault
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Cost of UK Living Price Forecast
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Bank Of America Is Bullied By Recent College Graduate Single-Handedly And Overturns Stupidity
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Fundshaft hires Bubblebath-Heggerty
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Coast to Toast
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US Congress and Senate Do a Runner
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Amazon To Lay Off Staff As Pre-Christmas 'Rush' Doesn't Happen
