NBA: Drug Testing, Groupies, and the Bubble
The NBA has developed a well-thought-out plan that may allow it to finish the 2019-20 season, despite the coronavirus. If everyone does what they should, the NBA will complete the season and have a champion by mid-October. Basically, the plan cal…
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Liverpool FC In Trouble After Five Fail Drug Tests
The row over Liverpool fielding a young and inexperienced team to face Aston Villa in the EFL Cup defeat last week gathered new momentum today, after it was revealed that five of the youngsters had failed their drug tests. The names of the players...
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Princess Margaret caught Aids from gangster lover/crack dealer Bindon
London - (Sordid Cold Whore Mess): Bitter and twisted mobster's moll Princess Margaret died from complications linked to Aids and cocaine addiction after becoming contaminated by her gangster crack dealer lover John Bindon according to a TV docu-dram...
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Man On Downtown New York Street Corner Asked If He's Got Any Toilet Paper
At one time, the men standing on street corners in downtown New York City were there for one reason: the sale of illegal substances to get you through until the next day. All that seems to have changed at the moment, after one man, in Brooklyn, mi...
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Spirulina Is Soylent Green
Food technicians in California, working on research into health supplements, have unearthed what they say is worrying evidence that Spirulina, a cyanobacteria, or blue-green algae, previously thought to have been composed of protein, carbohydrates, f...
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Iggle Piggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka held on drugs charge
Three children's TV characters are being held today after a drugs raid uncovered £1000's of heroin and cocaine. Officers from the In The Night Garden drugs squad recovered the drugs after a series of early morning raids carried out on the Pinky Po...
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Puff the Magic Dragon's Friend, Little Jackie Paper, Arrested For Possession
Sperm-flavored cocaine all the rage in LA
The Hyperdermic Olympics
Spring Break merchants make millions
Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use
Pentagon Admits Spending 79 Trillion Dollars On Hookers And Blow
New Drug Will Alleviate Reptile Dysfunction
Crack Cocaine Consignment Contained Face Masks
Nobel winner Lessing 'no cute old granny'
Athetics stars fail drugs tests
Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well
King size 'Rizla' buyers targeted by police
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace
A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...
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One in Four Americans Affected by Mental Health
A recent report from the National Institute of Health revealed that one in four Americans is affected by mental health, but, fortunately, rates of mental health are on the rapid decline. "We're making progress," said NIH Director Francis Collins.
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Michael Gove Says Taking 'Class A' Drugs Should Not Prevent Him From Being Prime Minister
Michael Gove, one of eleven Conservative MPs vying for the job of party leader, has said that the fact that he "took cocaine on several occasions more than 20 years ago" should not affect his bid to become Britain's prime minister. Gove, ironicall...
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Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering
Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.
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D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever
Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...
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The Interesting Case Of DEA K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy
LAREDO - The United States Drug Enforcement Agency, known as DEA, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into The Bow-Wow Dog Rehab Clinic in Baltimore. A spokes...
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Demi Lovato Conscious Again After Publicity Stunt
US singer Demi Lovato, who was reported as having been taken into hospital on Tuesday, after a 'Publicity Stunt Overdose' (PSO) is said to be 'recovering well', and is expected to be fleecing fans again soon. Lovato, 25, who was on the road with h...
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Researchers report Aspirin "Miracle Aphrodisiac"
The study of more than 4,000 nurses showed that those who took aspirin - usually to prevent heart disease reported a increase in their libido by more than 50%. According to resent research findings woman would become more aggressive prior to mens...
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Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!
A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...
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Tryptophan Poisoning Used As New Date Rape Drug
A new trend is blazing across America, Tryptophan Poisoning as the new date rape drug. Young men are finding that it is easier to get a girl to eat turkey than to slip something into her drink. Even better take her out for chicken, according to news...
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Overwhelmed Substance Abuse Counselor Pleas With General Managers And Corporate To Reduce Alcohol And Drug Testing For The Sake Of Production
Grand Rapids, Michigan. After deeply reflecting on the fact that Timber Tech's Best Craft Furniture & Decking Boards, Inc. would be on the verge of an irreversible collapse if the company kept routinely testing its employees at various Midwester…
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Amy Winehouse: Is She REALLY Dead?
Grief-stricken fans of former R'n'B, soul and jazz singer Amy Winehouse have had their spirits lifted this morning after truly amazing reports that she may not, in fact, be dead. Miss Winehouse, 27, 'died' on Saturday in mysterious circumstances,...
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George Michael addicted to crack in more ways than one
Out of a toilet in a darkened night club in Los Angeles, George Michael was once again caught with his pants down & his nose in crack, smoking crack. He admitted to being in possession of a crack, but felt he should not be charged as he had...
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C4 Promotes 'Skunk'
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In Response to Opioid Crisis, Big Pharma Gets to Work on Developing Drugs that Can Be Taken All Day Every Day for Entire Lifetime without Fear of Addiction
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Is Hoffman La Roche Peaking Yet?
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US Politics - "The Masked Democrat" on TV
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President Trump Says That He is Willing to Take Hydroxychloroquine to Prove it is Harmless
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Shelter-in-Placers are Now Having Parties Through the Magic of Face-Timing
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Steroids infiltrating Washington, Wall St.
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FDA Releases Suicide Pills
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More People Nearly Die from Sensory Deprivation
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United States Marijuana Epidemic
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George Michael 'Snorts Breadcrumbs'
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VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!
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PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'
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Bill Cosby Hospitalized - Refuses Female Doctors, Nurses, And Drugs
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Bill Cosby Sweater Sale To Be Held To Fund His Coke Habit
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Olympics Postponement Has Messed Up Drug Cheats' Careful Planning
