The untold facts on the opioid epidemic and the opioid-reversal drug Narcan, you should know
Opioids are a series of medications referred to as analgesia’s developed and prescribed to treat moderate to severe pain and have recently become one of the top medications to be abused following a viscous wave of overdoses in America, an epidemic if...
Read full storyNew Drug Will Alleviate Reptile Dysfunction
The pharmaceutical industry has come up with a new drug to combat the growing problem of reptile dysfunction. “Reptile dysfunction is a serious problem in America,” said Doug Waxler, CEO of Philadelphia-based Addictive Pharmaceuticals Inc. “We see...
Read full storyIn Response to Opioid Crisis, Big Pharma Gets to Work on Developing Drugs that Can Be Taken All Day Every Day for Entire Lifetime without Fear of Addiction
Facing criticism and high-stakes lawsuits from consumers alleging that drug companies intentionally hid the addiction risks of opioids, Big Pharma has announced that it’s gotten to work on developing new painkilling medications that can be taken all...
Read full storyHighly Intoxicated Resident Ponders 'The Totality of All Existence' While Simultaneously Listening To Eckhart Tolle Interviews And Watching The Ghost Channel
Platteville, Wisconsin. Without the use of marijuana or any other form of drug, Brad Smith, 39, entered a unique and extremely bizarre 'state of mind' during which he began to ponder the 'totality of all physical and spiritual existence' last Saturd...
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Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million
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President Bush Cuts Funding for Plan Columbia, Cites his Inability to Score Good Blow
Irish Nuns Launder Drug Money From Al Queda To Send To Polishers
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Tony Bennett Releases Yet Another Fucking Christmas Album
Honduras Has Captured A Cocaine-Laded Submarine That Reportedly Was Headed For Malibu Beach
Shocking! New-York Based Roast Comedian Dead After... Wait for it... A Drug Overdose.
Chinese organised crime in Bulgarian cellphone numerology shocker!
New Zealand Marijuana Burn Off Smoke Fills School
Princess Margaret caught Aids from gangster lover/crack dealer Bindon
London - (Sordid Cold Whore Mess): Bitter and twisted mobster's moll Princess Margaret died from complications linked to Aids and cocaine addiction after becoming contaminated by her gangster crack dealer lover John Bindon according to a TV docu-dram...
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace
A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...
Read full storyNew Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope
Mexico/Texas Border, USA - A new US pact with the El Trumpino Bambino cartel has been proposed by the White House, to upgrade the quality of contraband Mexican narcotics. Under the proposed treaty - the Donald Trump Mexican Wall Act 2019 - US Fe...
Read full storyOzzy Osbourne has brain surgically removed to prevent Alzheimer's
Ozzy's House - Following the lead of his wife who cut off her breast to prevent cancer, Ozzy has had most of his brain cut out in a bold attempt to prevent Alzheimer's. His wife had this to say. "I think it has really improved his disposition. He...
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Los Angeles - (Toxic Ass Mess): Several kilos of the powerful equine stimulant/NMDA receptor antagonist Ketamine have been removed from Michael Jackson's Bel Air mansion according to press reports. Police said today that the popular party circuit...
Read full storyColombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!
A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...
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The D.A.R.E.(Drug Abuse Resistance Education) program of the 1990's, thought by many to be a failure, is now gearing up to have another go at the youth of America with it's anti-drug message. Abington Township Police Chief Darryl Fleming bel...
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What does an Olympic champion swimmer and a Kenyan half Brother of the President have in common? The two seem to have answered that question by getting arrested recently for love of the same Maryjane. Behind the Lincoln memorial while Barack Obam...
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The two 16-year-old British girls accused of trying to smuggle £300,000 worth of cocaine out of Ghana said last night that they had been the victims of a set-up.
Read full storyNew York Man Credits Antidepressants with Saving His Life (or at Least Possibly Helping a Little)
Rich Jones of New York City credits anti-depressant medications with saving his life, or at least, possibly helping a little. "Instead of total despair, i now just feel generally blah," reported Rich. "For that, I have these drugs to thank.” R...
Read full storyIt's Ok To Have Cocaine on Coca-Drink Property
Cocaine with a street value of up to $42 million was discovered at a Coca-Drink factory in Macon, GA. The Coca-Drink factory in Macon produces concentrates for various drinks. Workers opened a shipment of bottled orange juice concentrate but fou...
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Lance Armstrong: "Zee French are a spineless bunch of snail-eating sore losers!"
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Santa Discovered to be Crack Baron
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Chinese Drug Baron: "Google To Blame for Meow Meow-Led 'Drug Tsunami'"
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Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups'
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"Mother Teresa was Crack Ho," Says Breitbart
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Toxicology results in Amy Winehouse postmortem
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PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'
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Toronto mayor in Santa dress embarrassed by false child
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Pope Francis's Guide to Happiness
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Man Is Addicted To Tea
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Skid-row Hwang's Xmas smack boat docks
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Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested
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Anti-Bigotry Drug Shows Promise
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Party animal pussy
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Nobel winner Lessing 'no cute old granny'
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"Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony
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Dog Shit Found in Blue Peter Garden
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New medical marijuana vending machines in California inadvertently contribute to the death of a man from Copenhagen
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Baseball Batboy Arrested For Growing Anabolic Steroids
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Every British taxpayer is involved with illegal drugs
