Funny story - NBA: Drug Testing, Groupies, and the Bubble

NBA: Drug Testing, Groupies, and the Bubble

The NBA has developed a well-thought-out plan that may allow it to finish the 2019-20 season, despite the coronavirus. If everyone does what they should, the NBA will complete the season and have a champion by mid-October. Basically, the plan cal…

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Funny story - Liverpool FC In Trouble After Five Fail Drug Tests

Liverpool FC In Trouble After Five Fail Drug Tests

The row over Liverpool fielding a young and inexperienced team to face Aston Villa in the EFL Cup defeat last week gathered new momentum today, after it was revealed that five of the youngsters had failed their drug tests. The names of the players...

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Funny story - Princess Margaret caught Aids from gangster lover/crack dealer Bindon

Princess Margaret caught Aids from gangster lover/crack dealer Bindon

London - (Sordid Cold Whore Mess): Bitter and twisted mobster's moll Princess Margaret died from complications linked to Aids and cocaine addiction after becoming contaminated by her gangster crack dealer lover John Bindon according to a TV docu-dram...

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Funny story - Man On Downtown New York Street Corner Asked If He's Got Any Toilet Paper

Man On Downtown New York Street Corner Asked If He's Got Any Toilet Paper

At one time, the men standing on street corners in downtown New York City were there for one reason: the sale of illegal substances to get you through until the next day. All that seems to have changed at the moment, after one man, in Brooklyn, mi...

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Funny story - Spirulina Is Soylent Green

Spirulina Is Soylent Green

Food technicians in California, working on research into health supplements, have unearthed what they say is worrying evidence that Spirulina, a cyanobacteria, or blue-green algae, previously thought to have been composed of protein, carbohydrates, f...

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Funny story - Iggle Piggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka held on drugs charge

Iggle Piggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka held on drugs charge

Three children's TV characters are being held today after a drugs raid uncovered £1000's of heroin and cocaine. Officers from the In The Night Garden drugs squad recovered the drugs after a series of early morning raids carried out on the Pinky Po...

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Funny story - Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...

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Funny story - One in Four Americans Affected by Mental Health

One in Four Americans Affected by Mental Health

A recent report from the National Institute of Health revealed that one in four Americans is affected by mental health, but, fortunately, rates of mental health are on the rapid decline. "We're making progress," said NIH Director Francis Collins.

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Funny story - Michael Gove Says Taking 'Class A' Drugs Should Not Prevent Him From Being Prime Minister

Michael Gove Says Taking 'Class A' Drugs Should Not Prevent Him From Being Prime Minister

Michael Gove, one of eleven Conservative MPs vying for the job of party leader, has said that the fact that he "took cocaine on several occasions more than 20 years ago" should not affect his bid to become Britain's prime minister. Gove, ironicall...

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Funny story - Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.

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Funny story - D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...

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Funny story - The Interesting Case Of DEA K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy

The Interesting Case Of DEA K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy

LAREDO - The United States Drug Enforcement Agency, known as DEA, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into The Bow-Wow Dog Rehab Clinic in Baltimore. A spokes...

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Funny story - Demi Lovato Conscious Again After Publicity Stunt

Demi Lovato Conscious Again After Publicity Stunt

US singer Demi Lovato, who was reported as having been taken into hospital on Tuesday, after a 'Publicity Stunt Overdose' (PSO) is said to be 'recovering well', and is expected to be fleecing fans again soon. Lovato, 25, who was on the road with h...

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Funny story - Researchers report Aspirin "Miracle Aphrodisiac"

Researchers report Aspirin "Miracle Aphrodisiac"

The study of more than 4,000 nurses showed that those who took aspirin - usually to prevent heart disease reported a increase in their libido by more than 50%. According to resent research findings woman would become more aggressive prior to mens...

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Funny story - Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...

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Funny story - Tryptophan Poisoning Used As New Date Rape Drug

Tryptophan Poisoning Used As New Date Rape Drug

A new trend is blazing across America, Tryptophan Poisoning as the new date rape drug. Young men are finding that it is easier to get a girl to eat turkey than to slip something into her drink. Even better take her out for chicken, according to news...

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Funny story - Overwhelmed Substance Abuse Counselor Pleas With General Managers And Corporate To Reduce Alcohol And Drug Testing For The Sake Of Production

Overwhelmed Substance Abuse Counselor Pleas With General Managers And Corporate To Reduce Alcohol And Drug Testing For The Sake Of Production

Grand Rapids, Michigan. After deeply reflecting on the fact that Timber Tech's Best Craft Furniture & Decking Boards, Inc. would be on the verge of an irreversible collapse if the company kept routinely testing its employees at various Midwester…

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Funny story - Pfizer Sues Rush Limbaugh Over Viagra Use

Pfizer Sues Rush Limbaugh Over Viagra Use

As if his constant battle with drugs weren't enough to irritate the bellicose radio host, Rush Limbaugh must now deal with a lawsuit from the Pfizer marketing department.

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Funny story - Amy Winehouse: Is She REALLY Dead?

Amy Winehouse: Is She REALLY Dead?

Grief-stricken fans of former R'n'B, soul and jazz singer Amy Winehouse have had their spirits lifted this morning after truly amazing reports that she may not, in fact, be dead. Miss Winehouse, 27, 'died' on Saturday in mysterious circumstances,...

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Funny story - George Michael addicted to crack in more ways than one

George Michael addicted to crack in more ways than one

Out of a toilet in a darkened night club in Los Angeles, George Michael was once again caught with his pants down & his nose in crack, smoking crack. He admitted to being in possession of a crack, but felt he should not be charged as he had...

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