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Puppet Monarch 'had Old Queen Mum's coke debts sealed in secret will'

Funny story: Puppet Monarch 'had Old Queen Mum's coke debts sealed in secret will'

Buckingham Palace - (Litigious Mess): The Puppet Queen Mum's last will and testicle was secretly sealed on Buckingham Palace orders in 2002 to protect her legacy from crack-dealing creditors according to reports.

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Whorse-doping drug Ketamine removed from Jackson mansion

Funny story: Whorse-doping drug Ketamine removed from Jackson mansion

Los Angeles - (Toxic Ass Mess): Several kilos of the powerful equine stimulant/NMDA receptor antagonist Ketamine have been removed from Michael Jackson's Bel Air mansion according to press reports. Police said today that the popular party circuit...

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Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

Funny story: Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...

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D.A.R.E. Program Revamps With New 'Reverse Psychology' Tactic

The D.A.R.E.(Drug Abuse Resistance Education) program of the 1990's, thought by many to be a failure, is now gearing up to have another go at the youth of America with it's anti-drug message. Abington Township Police Chief Darryl Fleming bel...

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Olympian Michael Phelps and Presidential Sibling Caught Flaming Up a Fatboy at Inauguration in Porta Potty

Funny story: Olympian Michael Phelps and Presidential Sibling Caught Flaming Up a Fatboy at Inauguration in Porta Potty

What does an Olympic champion swimmer and a Kenyan half Brother of the President have in common? The two seem to have answered that question by getting arrested recently for love of the same Maryjane. Behind the Lincoln memorial while Barack Obam...

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Ghana Drugs Girls Don't Know Nuffink

Funny story: Ghana Drugs Girls Don't Know Nuffink

The two 16-year-old British girls accused of trying to smuggle £300,000 worth of cocaine out of Ghana said last night that they had been the victims of a set-up.

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New York Man Credits Antidepressants with Saving His Life (or at Least Possibly Helping a Little)

Funny story: New York Man Credits Antidepressants with Saving His Life (or at Least Possibly Helping a Little)

Rich Jones of New York City credits anti-depressant medications with saving his life, or at least, possibly helping a little. "Instead of total despair, i now just feel generally blah," reported Rich. "For that, I have these drugs to thank.” R...

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It's Ok To Have Cocaine on Coca-Drink Property

Cocaine with a street value of up to $42 million was discovered at a Coca-Drink factory in Macon, GA. The Coca-Drink factory in Macon produces concentrates for various drinks. Workers opened a shipment of bottled orange juice concentrate but fou...

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