Funny story - Pfeiffer Pharmaceuticals Denies That Their Booster Shots Contain Large Amounts of Carbohydrates

Pfeiffer Pharmaceuticals Denies That Their Booster Shots Contain Large Amounts of Carbohydrates

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Executives at Pfeiffer Pharmaceuticals are upset at the rumor that their booster shots contain high amounts of carbs. Wendell W. Doorlund, who is the director of logistical fallacies, wants the American public to know tha…

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Funny story - Switzerland Has Just Become The Cocaine Capital of Europe

Switzerland Has Just Become The Cocaine Capital of Europe

BERN, Switzerland – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Land of Swiss Cocoa confirm that the tiny neutral country has hit the big time regarding drugs. The Swiss Department of Hard Core Drugs is reporting that the largest drug cartel in G…

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Funny story - U.S. Customs Officers In Laredo Discover 9 Pounds of Marijuana In a Woman’s Fake Ass

U.S. Customs Officers In Laredo Discover 9 Pounds of Marijuana In a Woman’s Fake Ass

LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Immigration and Customs has pretty much seen it all as far as individuals trying to smuggle illegal drugs into the U.S. Laredo Sector Director Melody G. Ventinberry, 43, reported that…

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Funny story - The Damn Good Reason Why Dubai’s Annual Camel Races Have Been Cancelled

The Damn Good Reason Why Dubai’s Annual Camel Races Have Been Cancelled

DUBAI, India – (Satire News) – The yearly Dubai Camel Races have been cancelled due to the fact that four of the camels tested positive for hump enhancing drugs. A spokesperson for the racing association noted that the camels appeared to look fine…

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Funny story - Arizona Border Patrol Agents Discover The Longest Drug Cartel Tunnel In The History of Tunnels

Arizona Border Patrol Agents Discover The Longest Drug Cartel Tunnel In The History of Tunnels

RATTLESNAKE PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that US Border Patrol agents have just discovered the longest tunnel ever constructed between the United States and Mexico. American tunnel expert Jose Juan Cabeza…

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Funny story - Iggle Piggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka held on drugs charge

Iggle Piggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka held on drugs charge

Three children's TV characters are being held today after a drugs raid uncovered £1000's of heroin and cocaine. Officers from the In The Night Garden drugs squad recovered the drugs after a series of early morning raids carried out on the Pinky Po...

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Funny story - Guatemala Reveals The Nation’s Most Nortorious Drug Cartel Hitwoman

Guatemala Reveals The Nation’s Most Nortorious Drug Cartel Hitwoman

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala – (Satire News) – Guatemala’s El Platano News Agency has just revealed that one of the country’s most notorious hitmen is actually a hitwoman. El Plat reporter Paloma Bocalinda, actually spoke with the woman in question i…

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Funny story - Pot Smoking Colorado College Students Have Just Discovered "The Real Rocky Mountain High!"

Pot Smoking Colorado College Students Have Just Discovered "The Real Rocky Mountain High!"

YELLOW SNOW, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency is reporting on a new cannabis fad that the college kids of Colorado have just discovered. According to Abel Zorro, with Hully, the pot smokers in Colorado have nicknamed this new…

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Funny story - Border Patrol K-9 Veteran "Pistolero" Named The US Border Patrol Dog of The Year

Border Patrol K-9 Veteran "Pistolero" Named The US Border Patrol Dog of The Year

LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that the US Border Patrol has just named their “2022 US Border Patrol Dog of The Year." And the honor goes to a 7-year veteran of the US K-9 Corps, named Pistolero. Pistolero, a German…

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Funny story - US Border Patrol K-9 Units Are Now Patrolling The US-Mexico Border

US Border Patrol K-9 Units Are Now Patrolling The US-Mexico Border

LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – iNews reports that the United States Border Patrol has just implemented The Roaming Border Pooches Program. This search and find program is the brain child of VP Harris, and in just the first two days, has been resp…

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Funny story - Grumpy Happy as Doc Gets Dopey then Sent to Celebrity Rehab

Grumpy Happy as Doc Gets Dopey then Sent to Celebrity Rehab

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are back in the news after fifteen years of living in comfort and relative obscurity in their own private Hollywood Hills complex. Despite lucrative profit sharing from their last re-mastered DVD release, the troubles...

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Funny story - Dallas Cowboys Players 'Snorted Cocaine' At Halftime, Claims Fan

Dallas Cowboys Players 'Snorted Cocaine' At Halftime, Claims Fan

The Dallas Cowboys like to do it the hard way, and they did it the hard way against Atlanta last night, after coming back from a huge first quarter deficit of 20 points, and a 29-10 halftime reverse, to steal the game away from the Falcons 'at the de…

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Funny story - Bezos-Musk, Inc., Is In The Process of Developing a Pill That When Taken Orally Will Totally Eradicate The Omicron X Virus In Just 30 Minutes

Bezos-Musk, Inc., Is In The Process of Developing a Pill That When Taken Orally Will Totally Eradicate The Omicron X Virus In Just 30 Minutes

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Move over Pizer, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson, there is a new sheriff in town and his name is Bezos-Musk. The largest corporation in the world has just informed their entire staff of pharmaceutical scientists to put…

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Funny story - Iowa Has Become a Mecca For Guatemalan Drug Cartel Traffic

Iowa Has Become a Mecca For Guatemalan Drug Cartel Traffic

CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – As astounding as it may sound, the “Fly-Over” state of Iowa has become the new Mecca for drug trafficking. An independent poll taken by the highly reputable Quinnipinni Polling Agency found that Iowa has now repl…

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Funny story - Seven Dwarves Admit To Identity Of "High Ho"

Seven Dwarves Admit To Identity Of "High Ho"

The seven dwarves, who marched to their jobs in their diamond mine singing "High Ho, High Ho, it's off to work we go" have finally admitted to the identity of their "high ho." The woman, whose name has been kept secret by the group for several years...

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Funny story - Overwhelmed Substance Abuse Counselor Pleas With General Managers And Corporate To Reduce Alcohol And Drug Testing For The Sake Of Production

Overwhelmed Substance Abuse Counselor Pleas With General Managers And Corporate To Reduce Alcohol And Drug Testing For The Sake Of Production

Grand Rapids, Michigan. After deeply reflecting on the fact that Timber Tech's Best Craft Furniture & Decking Boards, Inc. would be on the verge of an irreversible collapse if the company kept routinely testing its employees at various Midwester…

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Funny story - Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use

Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use

GOLDEN VALLEY, MN - For years, parents have believed what they were giving their children for breakfast were completely innocent, nutritious, and healthy, sugar-laden cereals. Anti-drug activists, however, have revealed that those naive parents were...

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Funny story - Oregon Legalizes Meth, Puts Sudafed behind the Counter

Oregon Legalizes Meth, Puts Sudafed behind the Counter

Portland - Oregon today passed legislation which outlaws the possession or sale of pseudoephedrin based cold medicines while legalizing crystal meth. Said Governor Kulongoski, "It's not the drugs themselves that are the problem, it's t...

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Funny story - Man Says He Might Try Sniffing Glue

Man Says He Might Try Sniffing Glue

The Coronavirus has changed many things about modern life, and it's also radically changed the way some of us think. A case in point is one man who has worried about COVID-19 and its frightening implications so much and so often, that he has arri…

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Funny story - Party animal pussy

Party animal pussy

Sydney, Austalia - (Ass Mess): Following earlier reports this week that pussy is high up on Australians' menu preferences these days a Sydney newspaper has featured a story about a cocaine-crazed pussy that survived its owners' long lost week...

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