Funny story - NBA: Drug Testing, Groupies, and the Bubble

NBA: Drug Testing, Groupies, and the Bubble

The NBA has developed a well-thought-out plan that may allow it to finish the 2019-20 season, despite the coronavirus. If everyone does what they should, the NBA will complete the season and have a champion by mid-October. Basically, the plan cal…

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Funny story - Liverpool FC In Trouble After Five Fail Drug Tests

Liverpool FC In Trouble After Five Fail Drug Tests

The row over Liverpool fielding a young and inexperienced team to face Aston Villa in the EFL Cup defeat last week gathered new momentum today, after it was revealed that five of the youngsters had failed their drug tests. The names of the players...

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Funny story - Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...

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Funny story - Princess Margaret caught Aids from gangster lover/crack dealer Bindon

Princess Margaret caught Aids from gangster lover/crack dealer Bindon

London - (Sordid Cold Whore Mess): Bitter and twisted mobster's moll Princess Margaret died from complications linked to Aids and cocaine addiction after becoming contaminated by her gangster crack dealer lover John Bindon according to a TV docu-dram...

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Funny story - Lance Armstrong Denies Being First Man On The Moon

Lance Armstrong Denies Being First Man On The Moon

The former cyclist Lance Armstrong has reacted angrily to allegations that he was the first man to walk on the Moon. Armstrong, now 47, won the Tour de France an unprecedented seven times in succession between 1999 and 2005, before being exposed a...

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Funny story - PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'

PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'

London - A thinly veiled S&M joke at PMQs today saw UK Chancellor George Osborne squirming in his Commons front bench seat. Opposition Leader Ed Miliband's swipe at Government economic policy saw a nudge-nudge/wink-wink remark allude to tabloi...

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Funny story - Overwhelmed Substance Abuse Counselor Pleas With General Managers And Corporate To Reduce Alcohol And Drug Testing For The Sake Of Production

Overwhelmed Substance Abuse Counselor Pleas With General Managers And Corporate To Reduce Alcohol And Drug Testing For The Sake Of Production

Grand Rapids, Michigan. After deeply reflecting on the fact that Timber Tech's Best Craft Furniture & Decking Boards, Inc. would be on the verge of an irreversible collapse if the company kept routinely testing its employees at various Midwester…

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Funny story - Iggle Piggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka held on drugs charge

Iggle Piggle, Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka held on drugs charge

Three children's TV characters are being held today after a drugs raid uncovered £1000's of heroin and cocaine. Officers from the In The Night Garden drugs squad recovered the drugs after a series of early morning raids carried out on the Pinky Po...

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Funny story - Man On Downtown New York Street Corner Asked If He's Got Any Toilet Paper

Man On Downtown New York Street Corner Asked If He's Got Any Toilet Paper

At one time, the men standing on street corners in downtown New York City were there for one reason: the sale of illegal substances to get you through until the next day. All that seems to have changed at the moment, after one man, in Brooklyn, mi...

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Funny story - Winehouse Drug Addiction "Not Funny Now She's Dead"

Winehouse Drug Addiction "Not Funny Now She's Dead"

Media sources have revealed that the fact that Amy Winehouse had drug and alcohol problems ceased to be amusing the very minute she died. Before that, obviously, the fact that she was merely clearly going to die young, was absolutely fucking hilar...

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Funny story - NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

When you're paid to hit people on the job you might take that home with you, or in your car, at a bar, in a nightclub, or in a parking lot dispute. NFL players are spoiled, they feel entitled. They believe they're outside the rules and that even i...

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Funny story - Anti-Bigotry Drug Shows Promise

Anti-Bigotry Drug Shows Promise

Medical journals have reported that early trials of a new anti-bigotry drug have shown promising results. The drug, known as "antiprej", was recently tested on a group of Bush Administration policymakers and officials from some well-known...

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Funny story - Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

American actor Sylvester Stallone was formally convicted in court for his smuggling of 48 bottles of illegal steroids into Australia in February. Stallone lied to customs officials about having a prescription for the medication that is illegal in bo...

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Funny story - Pfizer Sues Rush Limbaugh Over Viagra Use

Pfizer Sues Rush Limbaugh Over Viagra Use

As if his constant battle with drugs weren't enough to irritate the bellicose radio host, Rush Limbaugh must now deal with a lawsuit from the Pfizer marketing department.

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Funny story - Jurassic Palace Park

Jurassic Palace Park

It had not been a good decade or so, for the Royal Family since Princess Diana had been murdered. Their popularity wasn't what it was and the Queen was concerned about their steady decline and the loss of public funding. After all she had three lazy and useless sons to care for. She had been thinking it over and over for a solution to this problem for months, without any success. Then one eve...

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Funny story - 2008 Olympics: Man With Starting Gun Fails Drug Test

2008 Olympics: Man With Starting Gun Fails Drug Test

There was a new drugs scandal at the Olympic Games this morning, when the official responsible for starting sprint races with the starting gun failed a drugs test. Aun Yo Marx, who has started every sprint race thus far, tested positive for a ster...

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Funny story - FDA Releases Suicide Pills

FDA Releases Suicide Pills

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - The FDA gave the O.K. to "Suicide Pills" today. Many anti-depressants cause suicidal thoughts and actions, especially in younger adults. The "Suicide Pills" are a new push by the Bush Ad...

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Funny story - Sheen Punks Detroit but Fans Beg Him to Return

Sheen Punks Detroit but Fans Beg Him to Return

Charlie Sheen opened his "I'm out of a job and need a gig" comedy tour in Detroit to an unexpected but resounding set of audience initiated "Boos". Though Sheen offered a few carefully chosen four letter words about the city and his audience the foll...

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Funny story - Colorado May Legalize Cocaine - Meth and Ecstatsy says Governor

Colorado May Legalize Cocaine - Meth and Ecstatsy says Governor

Governor John Hickeypooper said in a press conference today: "The state constitution limits how much tax money the state can take in before it has to give some back. That means Coloradans may each get their own cut of the $50 million in recreational pot taxes collected in the first year of legal weed. It's a situation so bizarre that it's gotten Republicans and Democrats, for once, to agree on a t...

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Funny story - The Hyperdermic Olympics

The Hyperdermic Olympics

There has always been a concern that there's more drugs in Russian athletes than in most 60s rock bands. After more Russian athletes were banned from competing in the Rio Olympics we caught up with our good friend Vald Putin to see what he had to say...

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