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Funny story: The untold facts on the opioid epidemic and the opioid-reversal drug Narcan, you should know

The untold facts on the opioid epidemic and the opioid-reversal drug Narcan, you should know

Opioids are a series of medications referred to as analgesia’s developed and prescribed to treat moderate to severe pain and have recently become one of the top medications to be abused following a viscous wave of overdoses in America, an epidemic if...

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Funny story: In Response to Opioid Crisis, Big Pharma Gets to Work on Developing Drugs that Can Be Taken All Day Every Day for Entire Lifetime without Fear of Addiction

In Response to Opioid Crisis, Big Pharma Gets to Work on Developing Drugs that Can Be Taken All Day Every Day for Entire Lifetime without Fear of Addiction

Facing criticism and high-stakes lawsuits from consumers alleging that drug companies intentionally hid the addiction risks of opioids, Big Pharma has announced that it’s gotten to work on developing new painkilling medications that can be taken all...

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Funny story: Man Is Addicted To Tea

Man Is Addicted To Tea

A man who likes drinking tea has told friends that he so much likes drinking tea, that he fears he is now addicted to it. Myke Woodson has been drinking tea since he was around 4 years old, starting with a single brew after his evening meal - iron...

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Funny story: New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

Mexico/Texas Border, USA - A new US pact with the El Trumpino Bambino cartel has been proposed by the White House, to upgrade the quality of contraband Mexican narcotics. Under the proposed treaty - the Donald Trump Mexican Wall Act 2019 - US Fe...

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Funny story: New Drug Will Alleviate Reptile Dysfunction

New Drug Will Alleviate Reptile Dysfunction

The pharmaceutical industry has come up with a new drug to combat the growing problem of reptile dysfunction. “Reptile dysfunction is a serious problem in America,” said Doug Waxler, CEO of Philadelphia-based Addictive Pharmaceuticals Inc. “We see...

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Funny story: Highly Intoxicated Resident Ponders 'The Totality of All Existence' While Simultaneously Listening To Eckhart Tolle Interviews And Watching The Ghost Channel

Highly Intoxicated Resident Ponders 'The Totality of All Existence' While Simultaneously Listening To Eckhart Tolle Interviews And Watching The Ghost Channel

Platteville, Wisconsin. Without the use of marijuana or any other form of drug, Brad Smith, 39, entered a unique and extremely bizarre 'state of mind' during which he began to ponder the 'totality of all physical and spiritual existence' last Saturd...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

SAN FRANCISCO - As politicians in Washington DC struggle with whether or not walls can do anything, one point of debate concerns the flow of drugs on the southern border. In a shocking revelation from a member of Congress, only 10% of Illegal Drug Sh...

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Funny story: Man Begrudgingly Went To Xmas Party, But Ended Up Being The Life And Soul Of It

Man Begrudgingly Went To Xmas Party, But Ended Up Being The Life And Soul Of It

An office clerk in New York who was not in the right frame of mind to enjoy himself at the firm's annual Christmas party, eventually gave in to the overwhelming pressure of his friends and went along. Ed Reeperbahn, 26, an accountant at Stronk and...

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Funny story: New York Man Credits Antidepressants with Saving His Life (or at Least Possibly Helping a Little)

New York Man Credits Antidepressants with Saving His Life (or at Least Possibly Helping a Little)

Rich Jones of New York City credits anti-depressant medications with saving his life, or at least, possibly helping a little. "Instead of total despair, i now just feel generally blah," reported Rich. "For that, I have these drugs to thank.” R...

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Funny story: Last Night's TV: Make Me a Dealer

Last Night's TV: Make Me a Dealer

Popular daytime telly favourite, Make Me a Dealer, returns to our screens this week. The show, hosted by amiable host Mart Paulin, pits two aspiring drug dealers against each other. The two contestants, Dwayne Trutter a former football hooligan and D...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Sweater Sale To Be Held To Fund His Coke Habit

Bill Cosby Sweater Sale To Be Held To Fund His Coke Habit

In what's been called by some, "despicable", the family of jailed sex offender, Bill Cosby, are to be allowed to send vast amounts of money to the former comedian, so that he can fund his Coke habit. The cash is to be raised by selling off his la...

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Funny story: Wellness Experts Suggest Comparing Yourself To Others

Wellness Experts Suggest Comparing Yourself To Others

“Don’t compare yourself to others, it’s not a competition.” For years, these words were considered by many to be a foundation to a better life. However, in a recent nationwide poll, it would appear that we were wrong. Many leading wellness experts have come forward to confirm that not only will comparing yourself to others better your quality of life, but it will also decrease your need for social...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...

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Funny story: Monkey Dust Hits Stoke School in Daytrip Disaster

Monkey Dust Hits Stoke School in Daytrip Disaster

Pupils at a local Stoke-on-Trent High School were looking forward to a long-arranged day trip to a popular animal centre today, but disaster struck soon after they arrived. The schoolchildren, aged 11 to 16, were visiting the local "Monkey Forest...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Conscious Again After Publicity Stunt

Demi Lovato Conscious Again After Publicity Stunt

US singer Demi Lovato, who was reported as having been taken into hospital on Tuesday, after a 'Publicity Stunt Overdose' (PSO) is said to be 'recovering well', and is expected to be fleecing fans again soon. Lovato, 25, who was on the road with h...

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Funny story: Two-Thirds of Americans Are Despondent But Only One-Third Are Clinically Depressed/Suicidal

Two-Thirds of Americans Are Despondent But Only One-Third Are Clinically Depressed/Suicidal

A report published today in JAMA Internal Medicine revealed that that the emotional state of the large majority (63 percent) of Americans is general despondency, but the good news is that only slightly more than one-third (34 percent) are clinically...

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Funny story: Froomes Zoom Juice

Froomes Zoom Juice

Chris Froome will be allowed to race in the Tour De France after all doping charges against him were dropped. Prosecutors said: "No one fucking watches cycling anyway so who cares?" The four time Tour winner has been under investigation for 7 m...

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