Goddamn the Pusher Man

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 18 September 2022

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I'd Hang with These Guys instead of the UN Any Day

Why can’t I git me no crack? Or heroin? How about opium, the thing the saved the British Empire from extreme debt from over-expanding its empire. Get the Chinese hooked on a drug, take over Shanghai and other parts of the foreign country, and you’ve got a constant source of income and a pacified population that can’t fight back very well. Then create laws saying they’re not allowed to be Chinese. Those who aren’t dead will be in tiger cages. (In Trump’s Amerika, it will be illegal to be anything other than white, Christian, Republican, and fucking loony out of your head conspiracy gun-sucking QANON … the crazy list goes on.)

Why hasn’t America made best buddies with Columbia and all the cocaine they have? The CIA knows banana politics goes better with coke. Ronald Reagan is dead – you don’t have to listen to his lies anymore. Crack is yummy and fueled the Bloods and Crips to wage war and kill each other or go to jail – all a part of Ronny’s plan. Now that’s evil!)

Why have all of our nations used Covid to try and manipulate us? Was that why it existed? Is it gone now, or are some leaders still holding onto it by their fingernails ‘cuz they’ve got nothing else. Was it China’s revenge for the British opium? If one forgets that there’s such a thing as time, then all time periods happen at the same time – so what happened 500 years ago can get it’s slow cold revenge right now.

Get the world hooked on a drug and you’ve got tons of money and a good method of population control ready to go. Billions of people? Fuck it, make it a couple million. (But wait, who’s gonna pour coffee and give handjobs to the elite? Bill Gates misses the Lolita Express … cries every night that his wife left him … as he counts his money.)

Worried about the ethics or morality of it? Really? After all politicians have done to each other and especially to their own populations … worried about what? (What did Alfred E. Newman say?) Politicians only worry AFTER they shit on the world, and IF they get caught.

Is politics the most addictive drug ever invented? Or is that religion? Both are hell for sanity.

Gotta git me some crack! Better for ya!

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