The House of Commons, that most respectable assembly that governs the once glorious country of Great Britain, gave its unqualified support for compulsory drugs testing, yesterday.
Speaking from the top of Big Ben, where he eagerly anticipated launching himself for an aerial flight, 'superman' Blair gave the experiment the thumbs up! "I don't know what they put in the tea," Tony gleefully screeched, "but it was that good that even Baroness Thatcher began to look gorgeous"
The problem started when the Prime Minister, (the blue- jeans- wearing, guitar playing, friend of the pop stars, Tony Baby) decided that it would be rather a good idea to carry out drugs testing on the workers in the Parliament buildings.
Unfortunately, the gormless catering manager misread the memo and arranged to get a variety of drugs for the members of the house to test. A slightly double-glazed leader of the opposition summed up the general feeling when he added ; "We don't agree with all this drugs malarkey you know. I'm strictly a three bottles of Claret at lunch time sort- of- Johnnie, you know".
"Can't be doing with all this drugs stuff"