Colorado Was The First State To Legalize Marijuana For Recreational Use - Now California Is The First State To Legalize Cocaine For Recreational Use

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Tuesday, 28 June 2022

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This stash of cocaine was found in the trunk of a 2022 Lamborghini belonging to a popular blonde actress

CALEXICO, California - (Sports Satire) - California has always been known as the innovational state, as far as drugs are concerned.

The Left Coast state has come up with hundreds of different drugs that eventually make it to mainstream America.

It is no secret that the state that is home to Tinsel Town has more kitchen drug labs than all of the nation's other 49 states combined.

Hollywood Innuendo recently stated that the Rocky Mountain state was the first to legalize cannabis (pot) as a recreational drug.

And now Ty Tickler with HI is reporting that California is now the first state to legalize cocaine (ice) as a recreational drug.

The California state senate vote was 93 for and only 7 against. And out of the 7 who voted nay, 4 were Republican, one was a Democrat, one was an Indepenent, and one was a lesbionic atheist.

SIDENOTE: BuzzFuzz is now reporting that the New England state of Rhode Island could be the second state to legalize recreational cocaine.

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