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23 July 2019

Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...

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Diet of the Millennium? Unethical Veganism Overtakes Paleo (and Gluten-Free)

Decades following the publication of Australian philosopher Peter Singer's landmark treatise Animal Liberation, which prompted dozens (some say even hundreds) of morally-conscious Americans to adopt a vegan lifestyle for ethical reasons, experts have...

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Alistair Campbell dumps Clinton UK TV interview

London (Rioters) - TV chiefs reacted with dismay today at the news that ex-Blair spin doctor Alistair Campbell has dropped his forthcoming interview with Bill Clinton on live UK prime time following dismal British sales of his memoir "Mi Lai&quo...

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Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...

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Ruling Authority Sets Term Limits on TV Shows

The following conversation took place recently between this reporter and a spokesperson for the R.A. after that organization took the controversial step of imposing a limit of eight years (two presidential terms) on any television series. Reporter: Why did you do this? RA: The constitution sets a limit of two four-year terms for anyone to occupy that office. It's worked out fairly well.

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Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Reports have just surfaced of a gay affair between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton Apparently, The Donald grabs more than just pussies. "Yes", confirmed Trump, "my tie has tested positive for Bill's DNA. Really, though, I just wanted to get the st...

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Clinton, Bush and Obama 'all have secret Russian passports' according to whistleblower Snowden

Hillary Clinton and I really went on a booze bender for a couple of days!

Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

Trump: "I Love This Job. I Can Get Screwed Ten Times A Day And Melania Understands."

Obama No Longer Considered America's First African American President

Bill Clinton Pushes New Book on Okra Winfree Show

Jesus and the No-So-Immaculate Conception

Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY

Bill Clinton gagged UK courts about Jade Goody paternity

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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...

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Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

Local chapters of a new self-help organization are springing up in communities across the country, for people who can't get images of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky out of their minds, even after 5 1/2 years have elapsed since Clinton's im...

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Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help

Fairfield, CT -- At a rally last night, Donald J. Trump spotted a woman in the audience suspected to be Hillary Clinton. As Trump called for her "immediate eviction", the crowd became more rowdy. The mysterious woman raced out of the stadium, scream...

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Lily Pond Lane resident's disgust at snooping Clintons

East Hampton, Long Island - "Anyone listing their boring-as-hell repro fireplaces as a property's top selling feature gotta be a nouveau riche asshole punting to the Clintons," Lily Pond Lane resident Dr Lamar Madison commented today as Tropical Stor...

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Tons of marijuana discovered at school

Two and a half tons of marijuana was discovered in an Afghani school, leading authorities to inspect other students' lockers only to discover twice that much in opium stashed away. "These enemy combatants think they can hide their drugs from us?"...

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John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

Minnesota - Just when you thought the campaign trail could get no stranger or less insulting of our intelligence, the McCain Campaign came up with a ringer. In what many Hillary Clinton supporters term as insulting, The Spoof.Com has learned today th...

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Hillary renamed book "I Fart"

In an effort to boost flagging sales, the notorious loser, Hillary, has renamed her losing 'book', from the insipid "What Happened?", to "I Fart". The new publisher selected for this new edition is a little known vanity publisher the name of which w...

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Nixon stumbled on Joan Kennedy affair with Clinton

Boston - (RIP Mess): It's been over for nearly 30 years. But as they meet again across a crowded Our Lady of Perpetrator Help Basilica funeral aisle today Joan Kennedy and Bill Clinton will know their torrid five year fling eventually led to the dow...

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She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

My name is Chad Billings and I write for a very reputable magazine, The Republic Rag. I grew up in a middle-class neighborhood in a three-bedroom, two-bath split-level ranch, where I lived with my sister Martha (Marty for short). My parents were not divorced. My father worked at IBM like everyone else, which allowed my mother to stay home and take care of things until "the kids" were out of scho...

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Ghostly image of Vince Foster materialises on President Clinton Library window

Little Cock, Arkansas - "Must have been a classic two-bullet suicide," a former FBI investigating officer tweeted this morning as scores of Secret Service agents were spotted scurrying around with buckets and mops frantically trying to erase the ghos...

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Billy "Bombs Away" Clinton Defends "Wuss" at The Lewinsky

Due to controversy over applying the word "wuss" to President Barack Obama, Bill Clinton has felt compelled to clarify his vocabulary, using one of his favorite venues, a nightclub titled "The Lewinsky," located near the White House. Last night at a prime hour in Club Lewinsky's revels, the pole dancers there working for the Rolita Shylee Pole Dance Ensemble stood aside so that the former Presi...

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White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms. Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democ...

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Bush Reality TV Show A Ratings Hit; 6 More Episodes of "In the Bushes" Released

Los Angeles, LA--The Bush family reality TV show has become a smash hit with six more episodes released. With two ex-Presidents, one failed Presidential candidate, one young Presidential wannabe, and the wives who endure them, Lifetime network now h...

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Bill Clinton: My Iraq ambassadorship dread

London - (Rotters): Bill Clinton has told a packed London audience that he dreads the day when wife Hillary becomes President "and then plays a blinder" by appointing him as US ambassador to Iraq "to get even for that Monica Lewinski business."...

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