Why Semi-Honest Golfers Take Spousal Mulligans
BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit that one is commended for calling a penalty on oneself, Tiger Woods joins ranks with other professional "sportsmen", sexually prolific Rock stars, unc...
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password
Today U.S. intelligence services confirmed Monica Lewinsky, the infamous White House intern whose sole claim to fame is having performed fellatio on President Bill Clinton, leaked Hillary's email password to Wikileaks. Intelligent source are 100% co...
Read full storyDebra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...
Read full storyHillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort
Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...
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Bush Family To Debut "In the Bushes" Reality TV Show
Clinton's absent-mindedness mars trip abroad
Chelsea Clinton Already Pregnant By Levi Johnston
Clintons Adulate Obama Amid Rumors of Big Job Payoffs!
Bush Ranch House Explosion
John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!
Hillary Broke! Foreclosure and Bankruptcy Looms! No Help From Bill!
Hilary Clinton "Blows" her top after being asked about Bill's opinion on "Blow Jobs"!
Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military
Jesus and the No-So-Immaculate Conception
Michelle Angry With Hillary: She Set Me Up!
Bush Reality TV Show A Ratings Hit; 6 More Episodes of "In the Bushes" Released
“It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare admission that he may have crossed the line when he allowed Monica Lewinsky to perform oral sex on him while he was showing her his etchings in the Oval Office, Bill Clinton stated that he wishes he had thought of sniffi...
Read full storyMonica Ready For The Next Cigar, This Time, Half and Half
Ask Bill Clinton what the highlight of his Presidency was and he'll tell you it was sucking on a big fat cigar after a great political success and getting regular BJs from a chubby "Biblical" intern, Monica Lewinsky, sucking on Bill'...
Read full storyRacist E-mail Only Got It Half Right, Says Limbaugh
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ever since Sherri Goforth sent an e-mail depicting President Barack Obama as a pair of eyes on a black background, most Americans presumed Rush Limbaugh would be quick to jump on the bandwagon, condemning the document as racist.
Read full storyClinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director
BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...
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Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up
(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...
Read full storyBill Clinton and UK TV anchor Moira Stuart 'have duped the world about Tiger nativity'
London - (Reuterus): "Totally preposterous rubbish" is how one golfing expert put it today commenting on the latest Tiger Woods scandal story. This claims that Afro-Carribean TV newsreader Moira Stuart and Bill Clinton have spoofed the world about...
Read full storyWhite House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors
Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms. Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democ...
Read full storyMichelle Obama's Organic White House Garden Filled With Clinton Sewage
Chemists called to the White House to test the composition of sludge in Michelle Obama's organic garden have discovered that it is human feces dating to the Clinton Administration. The First Lady was attempting to grow a true, organic garden and was...
Read full storyDog with dual pipe assemblage being studied closely at the Clinton residence
A canine that fits the now famous jibe directed at President Obama from Mr. Clinton has finally been discovered. Recent news indicates Mr. Clinton made the remark about Mr. Obama during last year's election campaign. Romney's fortunes were fallin...
Read full storyHillary to study history in preparation for likely 2016 presidential run
NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK -- In an effort to appear "tough," presidential candidate Hillary Clinton called Russian president Vladimir ("Vlad the Impaler") Putin "another Hitler." Except for Putin's mustache, she said, he looks just like the Nazi dictator...
Read full storyHillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help
Fairfield, CT -- At a rally last night, Donald J. Trump spotted a woman in the audience suspected to be Hillary Clinton. As Trump called for her "immediate eviction", the crowd became more rowdy. The mysterious woman raced out of the stadium, scream...
Read full storyClinton to arrange Obama/Cheney hunting trip
Senator Clinton is attempting to broker a hunting trip for Senator Obama and Vice President Cheney. Clinton said earlier today, "Obama has been working so hard we would like to get him some rest. Surely a hunting outing with the Vice President...
Read full storyFunny Bill Clinton Headlines
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Chelsea Clinton to Enter Convent
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Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement
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'The Night of Hillary Clinton, the Vampire of Transylvania Avenue', by J.K. Lurking
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Chelsea Clinton, Afraid Of Wedding Night, To Back Out Of Wedding?
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The Chelsea Clinton Wedding: The One-Liners
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Monica Lewinsky Reveals She Used Clinton's "RED PHONE" For Sex
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Hillary Clinton Offers Monica Lewinsky $12 Million To NOT Write Book
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Obama No Longer Considered America's First African American President
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Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents
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Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record
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FORMER PRESIDENT BIKES BACK
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Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window
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Demands by Hillary Clinton Come to Light
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President Bill Clinton To Kim Jong-il: "Care for a Cigar?"
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George Bush Senior Admits He's Bill Clinton's Father
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Bill Clinton To Run For Governor of Louisiana
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Bristol Palin Calls It Quits After Levi Johnston Flirted With Chelsea Clinton
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Clinton scoops Lifetime Achievement Award from Felonious Monk Institute
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Bill Clinton Rates Bimbos: Monica "Most Fun I've Had With My Pants On ..."
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Hillary and Bill Clinton have a heart-to-heart talk over vino fino and java
