Limericks That Link The Unabomber And Monica Lewinsky Together
BILLINGSGATE POST: As inexplicable as fate is, two totally unrelated people were tied together by their unusual names. Ted Kaczynski gained his notoriety as the Unabomber a number of years ago. As you probably remember, Monica Lewinsky was the intern...
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Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Hillary thinks husband “sneaking around” at night
A distraught wife is concerned about her husband's mysterious disappearances from their bed at night. She strongly suspects that he is sneaking around and engaging in secretive activities. She reached out to Dr. Billingsgate for advice. If you hav…
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Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort
Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...
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Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives
BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit...
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Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...
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Monica Lewinsky Franchises Her Talents
Monica Lewinsky, former lover of United States President William Jefferson (Bill) Clinton has received the cruelest of punishments. As a child, she was told by her mother, "If you keep making that face, it will stick that way." It did. L...
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Trump Says Bill Clinton's Presidency Marred by Lack of Hot Model Wife
Hooded Nude Bill Clinton In XXX Midget Movie Identified By Lewinsky
Hillary Clinton slaps French President's wife
Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves
Hillary Clinton Offers Monica Lewinsky $12 Million To NOT Write Book
Tons of marijuana discovered at school
Clinton Defends Gore on Sex Assault Charges
Bristol Palin Calls It Quits After Levi Johnston Flirted With Chelsea Clinton
Maria Sharapova, One of the Sexiest Female Athletes Ever, is Coming Out of Retirement
Howard Stern's Shocking Interview With Anthony Weiner: 'My Penis Seems to Have a Mind of It's Own!"
Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record
WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans
Bill Clinton Endorses Joe Biden: Sniffing Hair Safer Than Oral Sex
BILLINGSGATE POST: Last week during the virtual Democrat convention, Joe Biden received a backhanded endorsement from Bill Clinton, who was called upon to praise the moral virtues of the Democrat nominee for president. In a rare admission that he…
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Bush May Replace Cheney With Bill Clinton
Reuters announced that a high level reliable inside White House source (snitch) revealed that when the Vice President is indicted by Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald, for the outing of C.I.A. Valerie Plame, President Bush will replace him with Bill...
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Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
Local chapters of a new self-help organization are springing up in communities across the country, for people who can't get images of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky out of their minds, even after 5 1/2 years have elapsed since Clinton's im...
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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
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Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President
President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...
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ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table
BILLINGSGATE POST: Virtually guaranteeing Donald Trump the presidency, Bill Clinton accused his wife of being, "crooked as a dog's hind leg," after she caught him "a hosing and a blowsing as moma come a nosing" with his standby honey, the infamous "...
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Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies
In the wake of Bri Willyums' lies about his "adventures and misadventures in and out of combat," renewed interest has arisen with regard to former First Lady-Senator-presidential candidate-Secretary of State Hillbilly Clinton's claim that she landed...
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Pope and Vatican Begin Selling Indulgences on E-Bay
In an effort to revive flagging revenues due to recent bad business investments and poor publicity, the Vatican announced today that the Catholic Church will begin selling indulgences. These "get out of jail free cards" permit the owner to...
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Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper
Gross, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Trump delivered the news that he said has recently been discovered by historians hired by the Trump organization, that Bill Clinton was, in fact, Jack the Ripper! "We have learned of some documents that wil...
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Monica Lewinsky Reveals That She Had Her "I Love Bill Clinton" Ass Tattoo Lasered Off 13 Years Ago
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Without a doubt, Monica Samille Lewinsky is the most famous White House interns to ever walk the grounds of the White House, and to also ever engage in hanky-pankyish merriment of an oral nature in the Oval office.
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Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI
(MUSICMAN PRESS) At two forty-six AM yesterday morning a Dallas police officer reported seeing a red van driving in reverse down the wrong side of the street. After he entered in the tag number he was stunned to learn that the van belonged to a Mr. a...
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Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President
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Limericks That Link The Unabomber And Monica Lewinsky Together
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Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives
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Bill Clinton Endorses Joe Biden: Sniffing Hair Safer Than Oral Sex
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Monica Lewinsky Reveals That She Had Her "I Love Bill Clinton" Ass Tattoo Lasered Off 13 Years Ago
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Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Hillary thinks husband “sneaking around” at night
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Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
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Bush May Replace Cheney With Bill Clinton
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Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
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Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll
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Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer
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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
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Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort
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Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies
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ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table
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Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper
