Funny story: Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lector Scores New Epstein Lampshade: Where’s The Meat?

Hannibal Lector Scores New Epstein Lampshade: Where’s The Meat?

BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City, was released this morning as part of the probe into the...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

Washington, DC - Trump supporters waiting for their October surprise from WikiLeaks now have the ammunition they have been waiting for: Hillary Clinton's unused campaign slogans are described in several private hacked emails. The slogans were propo...

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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...

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Funny story: Ruling Authority Sets Term Limits on TV Shows

Ruling Authority Sets Term Limits on TV Shows

The following conversation took place recently between this reporter and a spokesperson for the R.A. after that organization took the controversial step of imposing a limit of eight years (two presidential terms) on any television series. Reporter: Why did you do this? RA: The constitution sets a limit of two four-year terms for anyone to occupy that office. It's worked out fairly well.

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Bobble Head Doll Big Hit at Clinton Roast!

Monica Lewinsky Bobble Head Doll Big Hit at Clinton Roast!

Chicago/AP - Democrats lined up at the Podium to roast their former President , Bill Clinton, and raise funds for Senator Barack Obama's quest for the Presidency, at the $50,000 a plate dinner hosted by Rosie O'Donnell, formerly of The View. Inclu...

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Funny story: Hillary's Cigar Revenge!

Hillary's Cigar Revenge!

An insider from the Hillary Clinton Presidency campaign has claimed that the first thing Hillary plans to do on winning the oval office is to have sex with a campaign aid on the desk and then stuff a cigar up his bottom. Democrat sources were quic...

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Funny story: Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline

Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline

"George Bush"... The True Origin of the Name. These pages written by Saint John on the Island of Patmos may be the most important discovery of the century,... aside from the mountains on Pluto. The discovery of Pluto's mountains sent the poor and...

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Funny story: President Obama Is Seriously Considering Dumping Joe Biden and Having Bill Clinton Run As His 2012 Vice-President

President Obama Is Seriously Considering Dumping Joe Biden and Having Bill Clinton Run As His 2012 Vice-President

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There are some political rumblings in the White House concerning Vice-President Joe Biden and the fact that he may not be on the 2012 Presidential ticket with President Obama. Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar is re...

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Funny story: Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Washington, DC: Sources inside the Clinton campaign have disclosed that Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump, is voting for Hillary Clinton in the presidential general election. Ms. Trump is close personal friends with Hillary Clinton's daughter,...

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Funny story: Bush wipes hand on Clinton shirt amid Haiti longdrop toilet paper rationing

Bush wipes hand on Clinton shirt amid Haiti longdrop toilet paper rationing

Port Au Pants - (Rotters): Bewildered Haitians, still in shock following the earthquake devastation of their island home, are gobsmacked. A humanitarian visit to their ravaged country by two former US Commanders-in-Chief has descended into farce.

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton "Blows" her top after being asked about Bill's opinion on "Blow Jobs"!

Hilary Clinton "Blows" her top after being asked about Bill's opinion on "Blow Jobs"!

Hilary Clinton, whilst visiting African states lost her cool and gave a massive "Blow away Job" to students at a press conference after they insultingly asked Hilary what does Bill think about "Blow Jobs"! Hilary counter-attacked the students and...

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Funny story: Diet of the Millennium? Unethical Veganism Overtakes Paleo (and Gluten-Free)

Diet of the Millennium? Unethical Veganism Overtakes Paleo (and Gluten-Free)

Decades following the publication of Australian philosopher Peter Singer's landmark treatise Animal Liberation, which prompted dozens (some say even hundreds) of morally-conscious Americans to adopt a vegan lifestyle for ethical reasons, experts have...

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Funny story: Joel Sues Clinton Over "My Life" Memoirs Title

Joel Sues Clinton Over "My Life" Memoirs Title

Attorneys representing singer Billy Joel have filed suit in federal court claiming that the title of former President Bill Clinton memoirs, "My Life" is taken directly from Joel's 1978 hit song, "My Life".

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Funny story: Monica Ready For The Next Cigar, This Time, Half and Half

Monica Ready For The Next Cigar, This Time, Half and Half

Ask Bill Clinton what the highlight of his Presidency was and he'll tell you it was sucking on a big fat cigar after a great political success and getting regular BJs from a chubby "Biblical" intern, Monica Lewinsky, sucking on Bill'...

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Funny story: Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...

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Funny story: Arrival of Bill Clinton, Wyclef Jean means high times for Haiti

Arrival of Bill Clinton, Wyclef Jean means high times for Haiti

PORT-AU-PRINCE - "I did inhale, this time," joked Former U.S. President Bill Clinton afterward, grinning at Wyclef Jean, his intermittent travel companion to the Caribbean island country. "Aww, heck," he drawled, "maybe the other times, too!" Cli...

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Funny story: Former President Clinton Gives DNC Nomination Speech

Former President Clinton Gives DNC Nomination Speech

Charlotte NC: Former President Bill Clinton gave the nomination speech at the 2012 Democratic National Convention (DNC) for President Obama to head the ticket for a second term bid. The evening was full of many surprises. The Clinton wing (moderat...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch is mad at Bill Clinton, keeps tweeting names of the President's secret brats

Rupert Murdoch is mad at Bill Clinton, keeps tweeting names of the President's secret brats

New York - He's already posted the names of three top suspects as the long-term effects of 14-year prenup tension begins to bite at those wrinkly, octogenarian gonads. [Ouch!] Today pals of the NewsCorpse mogul kinda insisted Big Rupe always knew...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama's Organic White House Garden Filled With Clinton Sewage

Michelle Obama's Organic White House Garden Filled With Clinton Sewage

Chemists called to the White House to test the composition of sludge in Michelle Obama's organic garden have discovered that it is human feces dating to the Clinton Administration. The First Lady was attempting to grow a true, organic garden and was...

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