Funny story - Limericks That Link The Unabomber And Monica Lewinsky Together

Limericks That Link The Unabomber And Monica Lewinsky Together

BILLINGSGATE POST: As inexplicable as fate is, two totally unrelated people were tied together by their unusual names. Ted Kaczynski gained his notoriety as the Unabomber a number of years ago. As you probably remember, Monica Lewinsky was the intern...

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Funny story - Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Hillary thinks husband “sneaking around” at night

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Hillary thinks husband “sneaking around” at night

A distraught wife is concerned about her husband's mysterious disappearances from their bed at night. She strongly suspects that he is sneaking around and engaging in secretive activities. She reached out to Dr. Billingsgate for advice. If you hav…

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Funny story - Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...

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Funny story - Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives

Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives

BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit...

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Funny story - Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...

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Funny story - Monica Lewinsky Franchises Her Talents

Monica Lewinsky Franchises Her Talents

Monica Lewinsky, former lover of United States President William Jefferson (Bill) Clinton has received the cruelest of punishments. As a child, she was told by her mother, "If you keep making that face, it will stick that way." It did. L...

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Funny story - Bill Clinton Endorses Joe Biden: Sniffing Hair Safer Than Oral Sex

Bill Clinton Endorses Joe Biden: Sniffing Hair Safer Than Oral Sex

BILLINGSGATE POST: Last week during the virtual Democrat convention, Joe Biden received a backhanded endorsement from Bill Clinton, who was called upon to praise the moral virtues of the Democrat nominee for president. In a rare admission that he…

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Funny story - Bush May Replace Cheney With Bill Clinton

Bush May Replace Cheney With Bill Clinton

Reuters announced that a high level reliable inside White House source (snitch) revealed that when the Vice President is indicted by Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald, for the outing of C.I.A. Valerie Plame, President Bush will replace him with Bill...

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Funny story - Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

Local chapters of a new self-help organization are springing up in communities across the country, for people who can't get images of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky out of their minds, even after 5 1/2 years have elapsed since Clinton's im...

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Funny story - President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...

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Funny story - Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...

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Funny story - ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table

ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table

BILLINGSGATE POST: Virtually guaranteeing Donald Trump the presidency, Bill Clinton accused his wife of being, "crooked as a dog's hind leg," after she caught him "a hosing and a blowsing as moma come a nosing" with his standby honey, the infamous "...

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Funny story - Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

In the wake of Bri Willyums' lies about his "adventures and misadventures in and out of combat," renewed interest has arisen with regard to former First Lady-Senator-presidential candidate-Secretary of State Hillbilly Clinton's claim that she landed...

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Funny story - Pope and Vatican Begin Selling Indulgences on E-Bay

Pope and Vatican Begin Selling Indulgences on E-Bay

In an effort to revive flagging revenues due to recent bad business investments and poor publicity, the Vatican announced today that the Catholic Church will begin selling indulgences. These "get out of jail free cards" permit the owner to...

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Funny story - So who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?

So who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?

Wall Street, New York - (Ass Mess): Official: Every US President since Richard Nixon has been an asshole.

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Funny story - Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll

Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll

Insiders in the offices of New York Senator and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton leaked to the press information that she is using a voodoo doll of the former President to force him to help her with her campaign.

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Funny story - Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Gross, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Trump delivered the news that he said has recently been discovered by historians hired by the Trump organization, that Bill Clinton was, in fact, Jack the Ripper! "We have learned of some documents that wil...

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Funny story - Monica Lewinsky Reveals That She Had Her "I Love Bill Clinton" Ass Tattoo Lasered Off 13 Years Ago

Monica Lewinsky Reveals That She Had Her "I Love Bill Clinton" Ass Tattoo Lasered Off 13 Years Ago

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Without a doubt, Monica Samille Lewinsky is the most famous White House interns to ever walk the grounds of the White House, and to also ever engage in hanky-pankyish merriment of an oral nature in the Oval office.

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Funny story - Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer

Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer

Washington DC - (Foolish Press): Greater love hath no spouse or political mentor than to lay down their public image for a few all important votes.

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Funny story - Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

(MUSICMAN PRESS) At two forty-six AM yesterday morning a Dallas police officer reported seeing a red van driving in reverse down the wrong side of the street. After he entered in the tag number he was stunned to learn that the van belonged to a Mr. a...

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