Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves
DETROIT – A spokesperson for the BLM organization, which now has over 4 million members, including 37,000 whites, has just informed the media that two out of the four presidents on Mount Rushmore were slave owners. George Washington, the nation’s...
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Maria Sharapova, One of the Sexiest Female Athletes Ever, is Coming Out of Retirement
CHICAGO – Maria Sharapova, who has 36 career tennis titles under her belt, plus all kinds of world records, has said that she is planning on losing about two pounds, and returning to the court. The 6-foot 2-inch Russian beauty says that she has re...
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Two Lechers
Lechers have occupied the oval office from time to time throughout U.S. history—Harding, Johnson, and Clinton are just some of the names that come to mind. For the first time in U.S. history, however, two old roués, both of whom are showing signs of...
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Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort
Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...
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Biden's Bland Yet Forceful Denial of Sexual Assault Allegations Gives Americans New Hope for Nation
Desperate for a glimpse of a light at the end of the “Trump tunnel,” Americans troubled by the sexual assault allegations made by former Senate aide, Tara Reade, against presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, felt renewed hope for the...
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Bill Clinton's Sax
Former President Bill Clinton has donated his favorite saxophone to the Pumpsie & Velveeta Frickenmeister Heartland Presidential Museum located in Waterloo, Iowa. The prized saxophone which he reportedly bought at a pawn shop in downtown Sausalito, California for $17 will be housed along with other presidential items and memorabilia such as: 1. The boyhood bathtub that once belonged to J...
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Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President
New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton
Clinton's Wife Passes Before Him In Near Death Experience
Bush Ranch House Explosion
Kavanaugh To Get His Own TV Show About 'Lying'
Hilary Clinton "Blows" her top after being asked about Bill's opinion on "Blow Jobs"!
Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash
Monica Lewinsky Reveals She Used Clinton's "RED PHONE" For Sex
Ouija says it’s “Trump” 2020, to Democrats Dismay
Nixon stumbled on Joan Kennedy affair with Clinton
Epstein already working on groundbreaking provisions for his next jail time
Obama No Longer Considered America's First African American President
Limericks That Link The Unabomber And Monica Lewinsky Together
BILLINGSGATE POST: As inexplicable as fate is, two totally unrelated people were tied together by their unusual names. Ted Kaczynski gained his notoriety as the Unabomber a number of years ago. As you probably remember, Monica Lewinsky was the intern...
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Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline
"George Bush"... The True Origin of the Name. These pages written by Saint John on the Island of Patmos may be the most important discovery of the century,... aside from the mountains on Pluto. The discovery of Pluto's mountains sent the poor and...
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Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives
BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit...
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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
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Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...
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Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
Local chapters of a new self-help organization are springing up in communities across the country, for people who can't get images of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky out of their minds, even after 5 1/2 years have elapsed since Clinton's im...
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Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head
In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...
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"Grand Theft Auto" gets a test drive from Bill Clinton
Washington. "Oh Yes! Look at that!" said ex-President Bill Clinton as he tried out the "hot coffee" mods for the controversial video game "Grand Theft Auto". "Now that's what I'm talking about!" said Clinton, as he deftly manipulated the jo...
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Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention
Many rodeo-goers expressed surprise, even shock, at the announcement that former United States president Bill Clinton would be the keynote speaker at the 2012 World Rodeo Convention in Houston, Texas. For one, media sources have in recent years repor...
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Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing
Amiko Aventurista, the world's leading journalist has done it again. In this exclusive interview with Hilary Clinton the former Secretary of State reveals what she did to prepare for the Congressional hearings regarding the events in Benghazi. Aventurista: Madam Secretary thank you for granting me this exclusive interview. And of course bienvenida a Maunabo, Puerto Rico. I can't believe you ag...
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Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY
Clinton Estate - According to our anonymous source, who wishes to be known only as "Bill", Hillary has been secluding herself in the basement where she has collected all her witches equipment: Broom with extra thick handle, black candles made from th...
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Clinton Email May Answer Question Of Why She Stood By Bill After Affair
Hillary Clinton, long under investigation by Congress for her use of a private email account for government business, may wish that messages concerning the Benghazi inquiry are the only revelations that come out. Recently disclosed emails indicat...
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