Hotline Between Biden And Putin Not Smoking
BILLINGSGATE POST: On August 30, 1963, John F. Kennedy became the first U.S. president to have a direct phone line to the Kremlin in Moscow. The “hotline” was designed to facilitate communication between the president and Soviet premier so that one…
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Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives
BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit...
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Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...
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Limericks That Link The Unabomber And Monica Lewinsky Together
BILLINGSGATE POST: As inexplicable as fate is, two totally unrelated people were tied together by their unusual names. Ted Kaczynski gained his notoriety as the Unabomber a number of years ago. As you probably remember, Monica Lewinsky was the intern...
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Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad
Barack Obama will wed Chelsea Clinton this fall, according to a formal statement issued by David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager. The Washington press corps was all abuzz this week with rumors about the surprising romantic pairing.
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Bill Clinton Endorses Joe Biden: Sniffing Hair Safer Than Oral Sex
BILLINGSGATE POST: Last week during the virtual Democrat convention, Joe Biden received a backhanded endorsement from Bill Clinton, who was called upon to praise the moral virtues of the Democrat nominee for president. In a rare admission that he…
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Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation
Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President
Monica Lewinsky Leaked Hillary Clinton's Email Password
Biden's Bland Yet Forceful Denial of Sexual Assault Allegations Gives Americans New Hope for Nation
Michelle Obama's Organic White House Garden Filled With Clinton Sewage
Bush Reality TV Show A Ratings Hit; 6 More Episodes of "In the Bushes" Released
Bush Family To Debut "In the Bushes" Reality TV Show
Maria Sharapova, One of the Sexiest Female Athletes Ever, is Coming Out of Retirement
“It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing
Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex
John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!
Pope Benedict Moves To Make "Saint" Bill Clinton.
Monica Lewinsky Franchises Her Talents
Monica Lewinsky, former lover of United States President William Jefferson (Bill) Clinton has received the cruelest of punishments. As a child, she was told by her mother, "If you keep making that face, it will stick that way." It did. L...
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Monica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump
SAN FRANCISCO – Monica Lewinsky, who became the most famous White House intern in political history, has decided to come clean regarding that persistent Trump rumor. Lewinsky, who has joined the entertainment world, is now just one of a handful of…
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Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort
Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...
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President Trump Removes the Portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush From The White House Entrance
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many are saying falls under the heading of a little brat having a hissy fit, President Trump has personally removed the portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush from being displayed in the White House.
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New In The Cinema! The EXTENDABLES - Four Ex-Presidents Fight To Get Their Old Jobs Back!
NEW NEWS FROM THE SPOOF MOVIE DEPARTMENT- A new feature film from the U.S.- THE EXTENDABLES! Four ex-Presidents. Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game. Together they form a super team- THE EXTENDABLES!!!!!! The tale of first class Presidents now turned into first class fighting machines. Able to rip old legislation apart with their bare hands! Able to create new laws...
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Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director
BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...
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Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!
Chelsea Clinton is reportedly 'devastated' as news leaked that her husband, hedge fund guru, Marc Mezvinsky, has quit his job, quit his 5th Avenue Apartment, and quit her, fleeing to an upscale western skiing resort known for snow bunny 'Bunga-Bung...
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Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention
Many rodeo-goers expressed surprise, even shock, at the announcement that former United States president Bill Clinton would be the keynote speaker at the 2012 World Rodeo Convention in Houston, Texas. For one, media sources have in recent years repor...
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Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up
(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...
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Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash
Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves
DETROIT – A spokesperson for the BLM organization, which now has over 4 million members, including 37,000 whites, has just informed the media that two out of the four presidents on Mount Rushmore were slave owners. George Washington, the nation’s…
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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
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Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military
On Wednesday night, democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton used her time during the Commander-in-Chief Forum to talk about, among other things, national security, and how to confront ISIS, veteran's suicide, rape in the military, and taking...
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Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman
BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton, in his stem winder speech before the Democratic Convention Wednesday evening, spoke of how he first met Hillary as a young girl at Yale Law School. He raved about his future soul mate's virtues: "She wore no make-up,...
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Bush Beats Clinton 935 to One
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Clinton Acquitted Thanks to DNA Testing! It Was Coconut Cream!
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Her Pants Suit In an Uproar, Hillary Drops a Load On Martha Stewart After Learning of Intimate Dinner with Bill Featuring Brandy & Cigars!
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Chelsea Clinton Dumped By Husband: She Moves In With Bill and Hillary - Marc Heads For Wyoming
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Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!
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Live Tomahawk missile found in bottom of Thames outside Palace of Westminster
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Congress to Star in a Super Bowl Commercial
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The Hillary Clinton - Angelina Jolie Feud Escalates
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Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair
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Kavanaugh To Get His Own TV Show About 'Lying'
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Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture
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Bill Clinton Comes Clean
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Bill Clinton Pushes New Book on Okra Winfree Show
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Clinton: "I Did Not Have Sexual Fantasies About That Woman, Sarah Palin"
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Bill Clinton to promote cigars
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Hillary Clinton Escorted Under Guard From Turkish Women's TV After Bill's Affairs Mentioned
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UK Woman with Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome Hired as Cigar Humidor at Clinton Presidential Library!
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Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY
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Epstein already working on groundbreaking provisions for his next jail time
