From The Archives Of Dr. Billingsgate
BILLINGSGATE POST: I have decided to unveil some of my earlier work as a young crack reporter with THE BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL beginning in 2005. As you can see, I had access to some of biggest political players in America. The following are excerpts...
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Ouija says it’s “Trump” 2020, to Democrats Dismay
In an effort to help win the 2020 Presidential election, Democrat party leaders have turned to the 'great beyond' for help. Democratic sources have said that party leaders, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and others, met in a secret locati...
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Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort
Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...
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Hannibal Lector Scores New Epstein Lampshade: Where’s The Meat?
BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City, was released this morning as part of the probe into the...
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New production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton
A new and glitzy version of Hamlet is in rehearsal as part of the Democrat's autumn campaign for Presidential Election 2020. Casting and script problems continue to plague the production, however, with Ms. Pelosi reported not happy. Ms. Pelosi...
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Epstein already working on groundbreaking provisions for his next jail time
Confined at this time without bail, Mr. Epstein is reported already feverishly at work with his lawyers. At issue is the question of what conditions will attend his imprisonment--if he is once again sentenced to jail time. In his previous confi...
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Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director
Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President
Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!
Former US Presidents Meet to Discuss the Presidency
Jesus and the No-So-Immaculate Conception
Clinton Defends Gore on Sex Assault Charges
Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion
Bill Clinton gagged UK courts about Jade Goody paternity
Dog with dual pipe assemblage being studied closely at the Clinton residence
Bush Reality TV Show A Ratings Hit; 6 More Episodes of "In the Bushes" Released
Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession
Trump: "I Love This Job. I Can Get Screwed Ten Times A Day And Melania Understands."
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview last Sunday on Moon the Nation, President Trump was asked by Rachel Maddow: “Why, after all the abuse you took since you were elected President, would you seek another term?” “Sweet Pea, I love this job. I can...
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Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline
"George Bush"... The True Origin of the Name. These pages written by Saint John on the Island of Patmos may be the most important discovery of the century,... aside from the mountains on Pluto. The discovery of Pluto's mountains sent the poor and...
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Diet of the Millennium? Unethical Veganism Overtakes Paleo (and Gluten-Free)
Decades following the publication of Australian philosopher Peter Singer's landmark treatise Animal Liberation, which prompted dozens (some say even hundreds) of morally-conscious Americans to adopt a vegan lifestyle for ethical reasons, experts have...
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“It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare admission that he may have crossed the line when he allowed Monica Lewinsky to perform oral sex on him while he was showing her his etchings in the Oval Office, Bill Clinton stated that he wishes he had thought of sniffi...
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Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...
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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
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HEADLINES KIM KARDASHIAN ROCKED UP TO RIHANNA'S FIRST DIAMOND BALL BENEFIT IN A PLUNGING LEOTARD WITH MESH NETTING. Friends say this is a radical departure for her. Kim has also been made an offer by Air Canada to model her bum for new hot air balloon. MOTHER OF NINETEEN CHILDREN VOWS "NEVER TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN". FRANK BRUNO GIVEN ALL CLEAR BY DOCTORS TO RESUME BOXING... BUT MAY HAVE T...
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Clinton Email May Answer Question Of Why She Stood By Bill After Affair
Hillary Clinton, long under investigation by Congress for her use of a private email account for government business, may wish that messages concerning the Benghazi inquiry are the only revelations that come out. Recently disclosed emails indicat...
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Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help
Fairfield, CT -- At a rally last night, Donald J. Trump spotted a woman in the audience suspected to be Hillary Clinton. As Trump called for her "immediate eviction", the crowd became more rowdy. The mysterious woman raced out of the stadium, scream...
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WikiLeaks bombshell: Bill Clinton ordered nuking of NATO UFO bunker
Stonehenge - (Ballistic Mess): The secret Presidential executive order during the Lewinsky impeachment trial was successfully intercepted by UK intelligence. GCHQ monitors moved quickly to order the deployment of a anti-nuke shield downloaded from...
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Hooded Nude Bill Clinton In XXX Midget Movie Identified By Lewinsky
"That is Bill Clinton!" stated former aide to the president, Monica Lewinsky, according to an unnamed source who didn't want her family to know she watched such movies. Lewinsky is said to have stated, "There's that triple mole on his back near th...
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Bill and Melania Pay Lip Service to Their Secret Meeting
Washington, D.C.: Bill Clinton met secretly with Melania Trump at the Watergate Hotel to work on his speech for the Democratic National Convention. While former President Clinton has given many political speeches throughout his storied career, he...
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